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[Slayven]

http://www.businessinsider.com/mill...erticals#/#breastaurant-chains-like-hooters-4

Causal dining restaurants
Beer
Napkins
Titty and Wings joints
Cereal
Golf
Motorcycles
Homeownership
Yogurt, especially light yogurt
Bar(as a 90s kid i wash my ass
Diamonds
Banks
Department stores
Designer handbags
Gyms(Crossfit for the win, all you need is some dangerously heavy shit and rope)
Home improvement stores
Football
Oil
Fabric softener

 

[paperboywriter]

good

 

[Jumeira]

Chuckled at Millennials killing the Banks. With what, VLogs, Emojis and Memes? Such power.

 

[DOWN]

 

[SilentRob]

You're welcome.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Beer

sorry boomers we ain't having any of your macrobrew shit

 

[Username1198]

Those old fucks are just using millennial as a scapegoat. Baby boomers are the shitty ones.

 

[v1lla21]

We don't need like at least half of those so I'm okay with it.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Those old fucks are just using millennial as a scapegoat. Baby boomers are the shitty ones.

it's all about turning the generations against each other while the rich keep getting richer

 

[Hazmat]

Millenials are killing home ownership. Not student loans, stagnant wages, or many of them graduating or being let go early in their careers during a terrible recession.

 

[itsbenoclock]

Can't say any of this is bad. Homeownership is dying because who the fuck can afford a house anymore?

 

[Slayven]

We don't need like at least half of those so I'm okay with it.

Based on your avatar, you are Gen X, get out of here old man

 

[Begbie]

how many of these were actually written by millennials?

 

[Shin K Dash]

this is starting to become a parody of itself now...

 

[Fuzzy]

Those old fucks are just using millennial as a scapegoat. Baby boomers are the shitty ones.

As long as we all agree Gen X holds no blame for anything.

 

[Malvingt2]

Cereal? you monsters!!!!!!1

 

[tuxfool]

Homeownership

nope

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1421918

Spoiler

probably a lot more on the list are in a similar situation.

 

[Kthulhu]

Isn't crossfit dangerous?

 

[Kayhan]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[wwm0nkey]

One day these articles will stop.....when all the baby boomers are gone

 

[PumpkinSpice]

Almost 40% of millennials surveyed by Mintel said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it, The New York Times reported in 2016.

Instead, younger consumers are turning to convenient options with minimal cleanup that can be eaten on the go, from yogurt to fast-food breakfast sandwiches.

Buh? Cereal is one of the easiest things for breakfast.

I mostly cut back on cereal cause it's overpriced and too sugary.

 

[God Dayumm]

I call bullshit on Gyms. Sure millenials are the least in shape generation overall, but there has never been a better time to open a gym.

 

[tbm24]

Casual dining restaurants need to step it up.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Cereal? you monsters!!!!!!1

american popular cereal brands are so fucking bad

everythingwassugar.jpg

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Can't say any of this is bad. Homeownership is dying because who the fuck can afford a house anymore?

For. Real.

My wife and I make good money for where we are and bought a sensible home and even still, shit's so God damn expensive.

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

dont you fuck this up for me i love cereal the rest of that shit can go but cereal stays

 

[Meatfist]

Craft beer is doing just fine - Sorry about it, AB InBev

 

[Diprosalic]

at least the avocado and toast industries are flourishing.

 

[Meier]

Yeah, my wife is all about Greek yogurt and all these other kinds of yogurts (I think there's Australian, maybe some from Finland or something as well..lots of varieties). She hasn't bought "light" yogurt in who knows how long. 5+ years at a minimum.

I eat cereal as a snack but haven't had it in a bowl with milk in probably 15 years.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Can't say any of this is bad. Homeownership is dying because who the fuck can afford a house anymore?

Lots of people, because not everyone wants to live near trendy areas.

 

[Slayven]

Isn't crossfit dangerous?

Too old people.

But to strong like bull millennials sudden jerky movements involving unsupported heavy weight are good for the body and soul

 

[Grizzlyjin]

We wish to burn it all down, so we can begin anew. Our only weakness is nostalgia for shitty cartoons from our youth.

 

[jetjevons]

dont you fuck this up for me i love cereal the rest of that shit can go but cereal stays

Kids also like cereal. Can't imagine it's going anywhere.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTFW!

 

[Not]

Then all these industries can burn if they're just going to complain about it rather than change.

I bet these are people who would've justified whatever shit they supplanted back in the day with "free market" or "supply and demand" or any of the other things they were supposed to be good at.

Genuine capitalism wasn't supposed to let you get complacent. Evolve or die, you schmoes.

 

[Slayven]

We wish to burn it all down, so we can begin anew. Our only weakness is nostalgia for shitty cartoons from our youth.

*tosses some Rocket Power dvds at Grizzlyin*

 

[pretty done]

american popular cereal brands are so fucking bad

everythingwassugar.jpg

Cheerios are great

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Isn't crossfit dangerous?

crippling back injuries only make you grow stronger bro

 

[Username1198]

Can't say any of this is bad. Homeownership is dying because who the fuck can afford a house anymore?

This is what I've been saying. Back in the day you could work a 40 hour job, afford a house and car and put your kids through school.

I work 40 hours a week and can barely afford rent. No way I'm gonna buy a house. Everything's gone up except my wage. Rents through the fucking roof. Foods higher. It fucking sucks. And my dad keeps asking me why I don't own a house yet and he owns several. Fml

 

[ClumpSoul]

Home improvement stores kinda go hand in hand with home ownership, so at least that makes sense.

Who the fuck still goes to Hooters?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Fuck shit up, fam.

 

[A Serious Man]

Well... bye.

 

[jstripes]

Lots of people, because not everyone wants to live near trendy areas.

Trendy areas? Houses within any reasonable distance of the entire city of Toronto are damn unaffordable now.

 

[Socivol]

Most of those things deserve to die.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Cheerios are great

actually you're right, they seem to be good from a nutritional point of view

 

[Weebos]

It was an interesting read, though a lot of it seems overblown. I'm not interested in any of the listed things.

This was also amusing about fabric softener:

According to Downy maker Procter & Gamble's head of global fabric care, millennials "don't even know what the product is for."

I can assume the product is for softening fabric, but I can confirm that I have no idea why I would use it.

 

[commedieu]

This is what I've been saying. Back in the day you could work a 40 hour job, afford a house and car and put your kids through school.

I work 40 hours a week and can barely afford rent. No way I'm gonna buy a house. Everything's gone up except my wage. Rents through the fucking roof. Foods higher. It fucking sucks. And my dad keeps asking me why I don't own a house yet and he owns several. Fml

And the boomers that have equity, thanks to the many handout programs they've now killed, Are buying housing to rent at asshole puckering rates.

Can't wait for this shit to collapse.

 

[kunonabi]

Beer
Golf
Motorcycles
Banks
Oil

I don't particularly mind millennials killing these off.

I'd still rather not have millennials though.

 

[Nepenthe]

Hey, my generation. Buy more cereal. Please and thank you.

Yours truly,

A Cereal Fiend.

 

[Windu]

Or shitty companies are blaming their shit management on those damn kids.

 

[Davey Cakes]

You can't give us more choices but less money and expect us not to be extremely selective.