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[SirTerry-T]

Why does everyone hate her?

Because they all have more talented and attractive wives and/or girlfriends, who are also better at videogames too....obviously.




(I don't quite get the hate either, she's a celebrity and therefore not worth getting too hung up about)

 

[RCU005]

Why does everyone hate her?

Because they are mindless sheep.

She is really cool and easy going, but people gets offended by everything, and those who didn’t get offended, just follow as sheep because it’s the “popular” thing.

Kind of like how the tide pods challenge started.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

hell no

 

[DeeDogg_]

Ok. Too bad

 

[Tesseract]

she seems fine but her mind (as of the recent animal crossing video) is infected with mind virus garbage

not that i care, still watch cruise's movies and he's outta his goddamn mind

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

fuck no, wtf

Its a joke about all the discussion on who should be allowed play what race/gender/etc from past few weeks since Metroid is a Japanese title.

That said, I wouldn't have a problem with it but I also really don't want a modern Hollywood live action adaptation of any Nintendo franchise. I wouldn't want Brie Larson attached to the project either-there are much better actresses out there who do a much better job of PR.

 

[DeeDogg_]

Because they all have more talented and attractive wives and/or girlfriends, who are also better at videogames too....obviously.




(I don't quite get the hate either, she's a celebrity and therefore not worth getting too hung up about)

Also not worth posting about her useless wants.

 

[brap]

Because they are mindless sheep.

She is really cool and easy going

Ah ha yes. She say she like game and she nice. Only incels don't like her. Real big brain individuals such as myself can see that Bree is a very sincere and likable human bean. She's almost as wholesome and epic as Keanu chungus!

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Why does everyone hate her?

Shes an asshole, go watch the interviews leading upto Endgame, shes very egotistical and disrespectful to her co-stars and its clear from the tension that they don't like her.

 

[bender]

Why does everyone hate her?

Also, something about her feet.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Random: Brie Larson Reveals She Wants To Make A Metroid Movie After Dressing As Samus For Halloween

We'd give it a watch

www.nintendolife.com

Old news?

Also tbf there are very few women in existence that can look like this (ever) without surgery.

Also I doubt they will be over 6' in height. But then again when has Hollywood ever cared about getting the right body types for women in movies based on videogames/comics?

 

[Tesseract]

i'm not sure there's a director alive right now that could do metroid right

feel the same way about neuromancer, too much quietude and complex imagery for most talents to manage

 

[PresetError]

She is unqualified for the role.

Hollywood casted Alicia Vikander for the role of Lara Croft so... everything is possible.

 

[bender]

i'm not sure there's a director alive right now that could do metroid right

feel the same way about neuromancer, too much quietude and complex imagery for most talents to manage

봉준호

 

[Tesseract]

봉준호

Spoiler: ~

maybe, snowpiercer was good

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Because they are mindless sheep.

She is really cool and easy going, but people gets offended by everything, and those who didn’t get offended, just follow as sheep because it’s the “popular” thing.

Kind of like how the tide pods challenge started.

LMAO how do you think this snobby bitch is easy going?

Look at her lash out at 2:30, even the interviewer is like holy shit. If you think shes easy going you need help.

 

[Explosive Zombie]

If they stick to the way the video games are done she won't get to talk much and we won't see her much so it's a perfect role for her

 

[bender]

Spoiler: ~

maybe, snowpiercer was good

I'm serious

Or am I?

 

[Revolutionary]

Hollywood casted Alicia Vikander for the role of Lara Croft so... everything is possible.

Nu-Lara is actually fairly petite in the first reboot, so her casting was fine IMO.

Besides, we already got our classic buxom Lara Croft in the flesh thanks to Angelina Jolie.

 

[Tesseract]

kathryn bigelow might be aight, who knows

is there even a script?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Hollywood casted Alicia Vikander for the role of Lara Croft so... everything is possible.

But then again when has Hollywood ever cared about getting the right body types for women in movies based on videogames/comics?

 

[brap]

Hollywood casted Alicia Vikander for the role of Lara Croft so... everything is possible.

Hella flippin yuckola

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

I'm serious

Or am I?

Stalp posting Tom Cruise gifs, hes a microaggression for Brie you bigots.

Spoiler

"See the time stamp in the video i posted above."

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Hella flippin yuckola

 

[bender]

is there even a script?

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[ExpandKong]

No thank you

 

[bender]

Stalp posting Tom Cruise gifs, hes a microaggression for Brie you bigots.

Spoiler

"See the time stamp in the video i posted above."

 

[O-N-E]

simply put:

not enough ASS!

i'm not sure there's a director alive right now that could do metroid right

feel the same way about neuromancer, too much quietude and complex imagery for most talents to manage

Alex Garland.

 

[PresetError]

Nu-Lara is actually fairly petite in the first reboot, so her casting was fine IMO.

Besides, we already got our classic buxom Lara Croft in the flesh thanks to Angelina Jolie.

Not according to some videos I deleted from my search history that I saw on Pornhub.

 

[Goro Majima]

I think a Metroid movie would be terrible.

Maybe a mini-series with a TV budget would be decent but just a straight movie probably wouldn't be very good.

Part of the problem is that there aren't a lot of ready to go characters in Metroid lore.

 

[Oddvintagechap]

She is unqualified for the role.

How.. thats a small ass with a wedgie. Youre going to be hitting bone, thrusting on that. Looks like she did some squats on 2014 tho.

she needs that abby workout. Staying a suit all day like ironman gives you no gains.

 

[StylishMGTOW]

Hella flippin yuckola

she looks 14, wtf

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

she looks 14, wtf

Then she acts her age.

 

[StylishMGTOW]

Then she acts her age.

Does she? I dunno, I'm not up to speed with these celebrities.
Also, why isn't there a puke button?

 

[Knightime_X]

Sorry, Brie. Samus should be played by a Japanese actress.

no

 

[Davey Cakes]

Why does everyone hate her?

Because Captain Marvel was mediocre.

 

[StylishMGTOW]

no

yes

 

[Fart Knight]

I googled pancake ass. Guess what image showed up

Spoiler

 

[Skyr]

Hella flippin yuckola

 

[bender]

I googled pancake ass. Guess what image showed up

Mine came back with this sweet ass:

Timeless

 

[Uusis]

Sure why not. She's a good actress and I would fuck her if I ever get a chance

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

How.. thats a small ass with a wedgie. Youre going to be hitting bone, thrusting on that. Looks like she did some squats on 2014 tho.

she needs that abby workout. Staying a suit all day like ironman gives you no gains.

pft

 

[O-N-E]

How.. thats a small ass with a wedgie. Youre going to be hitting bone, thrusting on that. Looks like she did some squats on 2014 tho.

B...b.b.but Chief Ass Analyst S Sybb told me she has a giant flabby ass! How can this be?

 

[Rudius]

Samus has a butt.

 

[Fart Knight]

Sure why not. She's a good actress and I would fuck her if I ever get a chance

 

[iorek21]

After her last thread on GAF, I'm shocked that this one didn't turn into a feet fetish thread.

 

[Tesseract]

Samus has a butt.

a true statement

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Sure why not. She's a good actress and I would fuck her if I ever get a chance

Be gentle, your gonna break her tailbone if you hit it too hard, she aint got no cushion back there.

 

[RCU005]

LMAO how do you think this snobby bitch is easy going?

Look at her lash out at 2:30, even the interviewer is like holy shit. If you think shes easy going you need help.

What?! She wants to do her own stunts?! Oh shit! she is the worst!! OMG!! What a bitch!

 

[Tesseract]

What?! She wants to do her own stunts?! Oh shit! she is the worst!! OMG!! What a bitch!

it's more to do with not acknowledging the sheer fucking insanity of cruise's efforts

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