It was the night before the Japanese Grand Prix, Bob and a few mates had decided to check out the Kyoto night life. Unfortunately, what started out as a few drinks quickly turned into a full on crawl, until finally they ended up in a 'house of disrepute'. The last thing Bob remembered was being offered a bitter tasting cocktail...
Bob woke groggily to find himself alone in a gutter. As he struggled to his feet he realised something was missing, his wallet! To add to his misery it was only hours until the start of the GP. He had to get back to Suzuka somehow, and fast!
He knew he had a plane waiting to take him back to the track, but no way to get to the airport. His first idea was that maybe some kind soul would take pity on him, but after half an hour of desperately trying to thumb a lift without success he began to wonder if there was something about his appearance that was scaring people away?
He decided to walk to the airport the best he could. After a few minutes of stumbling down the road he saw a car in the distance.
As it quickly disappeared round a corner Bob began to run after it.
By the time he caught up, the car was sat outside a local gangster bar, apparently with the engine still running and no one around.
A plan began to form in his keen racing mind. If he took the car he could easily make it in time for his flight. But, he couldnt steal it... could he?
OF COURSE HE COULD!
As he staggered toward the car he had a brief moment of doubt. Was he too drunk to drive? As he looked at the dials, he found he couldnt quite make them out, but hey, he was a professional racing driver, not some dirty pleb! He didnt need to see, he had his racing instincts!
20 minutes, three bent signposts and a dead deer later Bob made it to the airport and caught his flight with time to spare, his race was saved!
Sadly, at the Grand Prix the next day he threw up in his helmet causing a multiple pileup in which nine people died. But hey, it was damn good sake!
DISCLAIMER: I didn't actually take these with the intention of making this shit story (except the first one which I went back and took), the idea popped into my head when I saw them all together on my PC.