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Christina Aguilera has a little accident during Etta James funeral

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Grinchy

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agrajag said:
That is really horrifying, but I guess it's nature and we're all overreacting just a little bit. Maybe we all take the wonders of tampons and other kind of underpaddings for granted. I imagine back in the day this type of stuff happened all the time.
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If she had snot hanging from her nose, that would have been a faux pas. I don't think it would be an overreaction to criticize her for not wiping her nose before performing at a funeral. Period blood running down a leg is not a socially acceptable thing just because it's a natural function, much like the snotty nose scenario.
 
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Hero_of_the_Day said:
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Hahahah very fitting

Ain't got time to bleed
 
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Red_Man

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I don't know what's more disgusting the pictures of the bloody whale, or the fighting going on over two terrible artist that no one cares about anymore, thread was worth it for the gifs.
 
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Tashi

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chuckddd said:
I believe the quote you are looking for is

If it bleeds, we can kill it
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hahahaha that works too. I just pictured her starting to bleed in the middle of this whole speech/song and saying, "ain't got time to bleed" in her head lol
 
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat

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Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.

Poor Christina, she must be really be battling being fat. I can relate to that. This is a nightmare for her fame and I truly hope she and her carrer can get over it.
 
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Apath

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I do not understand why people get so grossed out over periods. It's just fucking blood running down her leg, jesus christ.
 
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big_z

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this is not the accident i was expecting when clicking the thread. dammit gaf.

fake tan sweat my ass, you have to be dripping sweat from a workout to get crotch drip like that. anyway that looks more like poo juice from having the runs than blood to me.
 
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.

Poor Christina, she must be really be battling being fat. I can relate to that. This is a nightmare for her fame and I truly hope she and her carrer can get over it.
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oh noes otrebor is back to his ducking ways.
 
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Al-ibn Kermit

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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.
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Dude.
 
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I love how Christina fans are trying to throw Britney under the bus to deflect the complete tragedy that is their idol.

How did fans of Christina "Heavy Flow" Aguilera excuse these picture? Roseanne looked better in her prime.

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Mumei

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royalan said:
I take it you haven't listened to Mariah's Unplugged album? Recorded during her prime (1992) and actually very messy at parts.

Whitney...well...there's nothing that can save her voice now, but she was something out of this world in her prime.
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I have, but I don't recall where it was 'very messy.' Which isn't to say that there were no parts where she messed up or whatever; I only have a vague sense of relative pitch and really only notice stuff when it is truly egregious over a long period and can easily miss (and therefore don't really mind) minor hiccups.

Could you point out what you're talking about; I just listened to a couple songs (Emotions, Can't Let Go, and I'll Be There) and I thought she sounded fine on all three of those.

This is actually the first time I've heard that that particular performance was very messy.
 
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big_z

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Rocket Punch said:
I love how Christina fans are trying to throw Britney under the bus to deflect the complete tragedy that is their idol.

How did fans of Christina "Heavy Flow" Aguilera excuse this picture? Roseanne looked better in her prime.
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differensce is christina is fat and apparently has a loose butthole. both are fixable and other than that she looks good still. britney looks worn and used up as if she was pulled from a dumpster, dolled up a bit and put on display.
 
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Anticitizen One

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I'll never understand the publics obsession with Christina and brittney. They are so trashy and don't impress me I like classy girls like Mandy Moore, shakira, and Natalie Portman.
 
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Anticitizen One

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At least shakira isn't a slob who has periods on stage

We don't even know the circumstances of that shakira pic maybe she was going hrough a tuff period of poverty and needed an attention grabber because she needed the money.
 
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Refrigerator

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Women have accidents, big deal. It's embarrassing to have that happen so publicly, but the physical act is part of being a woman. There's no reason for people to feel disgusted by it.
 
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WordAssassin

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To me it looks like it's coming from behind her knees, not from under her dress. So it was probably spray tanner and her kneebutts (30 Rock ref) got sweaty and ran.
 
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