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Anonymously post hilarious a/o awful PM's you've received

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shuri

Banned
Originally Posted by XXXXXXXX:
Where art thou, o' maiden of the amber locks
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Originally Posted by Shuri:
Delightful creature of lust, I was on the cam chat earlier yesterday, fresh out of the shower, but sadly there was only two or three peons. Where were you, my love? I felt lonely!
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Originally Posted by XXXXXXXX:
Oh! I must have been out, walking to clear my head of the endless thoughts of your pretty face, or perhaps trying to open a wormhole between Los Angeles and Montreal. I have several ideas on that front; if a black hole appears downtown, don't worry about that.

9:17 PM, Pacific Standard Time. Meet me then, my lustful flower, in the darkness of the night, in the Tinychat.
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And now from another poster, which is kinda noble i would say:
Hello,

We've probably written you before making this the second time we've written you asking for you help. For some of you, its the first time.

What many of you may or may not know, is that Girl-GAF was locked by EviLore a couple of days ago. In retaliation, we created the "sexism" thread, but that too was locked after some serious ridiculousness.

With three threads closed, aiming to show that Girl-GAF is alive and well, and with us asking for ways to appease the moderators so that we may maintain the thread without it being locked but being met with resistance, we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.

Girl-GAF was not closed because it breached some magical rule. It wasn't closed due to the posters in it being bigots, disrespectful toward the moderators, or disrespectful to the site as a whole. No, we were shut down with reasons such as "the range of topics for the thread is too broad" to "threads like these bring down OT." However, our threads are very similar to Trans-GAF, Gay-GAF, and Australia-GAF; Threads that haven't been shut down, despite them being the exact same as Girl-GAF's thread.

Believe me when us when we say that we DO NOT want those threads closed. We find that they bring something to OT, and that they help some posters feel extremely comfortable. However, they are protected because they are a "congregation". Somehow this does not apply to Girl-GAF and I believe that some of you know this is bullshit.

We write to you today hoping that you could lend your support by PMing EviLore and asking him to grant permission to Girl-GAF to have our very own thread so that us women and some men can have a thread where we feel safe. This task is not favorable by some, and we know the fear of being banned is high for taking up such an action. But we ask that you please assist if you feel as strongly about this as we do. If you write him, we thank you for rising to the challenge and if you do not, we hope that you are fighting with us in spirit for equality on Neo-GAF.

Thank you!
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
This one:

Mr. Grimace, there is nothing that I would be delighted more to do right now then to punch you in the face until it disintegrates.
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I gather he isn't a fan.
 
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marrec

Banned
I H8 Memes said:
Me either. And I was one of the first to carry his banner. He's a big fat phony.


Still, it was against blamespace so I regret nothing.
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Fact:

Timedog actually let his PAC make those PMs FOR him.

Think you know Timedog?

Get the facts, at Timedogfacts.com
 
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zon

Member
Re: hot girl thread

i wish i knew too.

let's start a porn site bro.

you repeatedly find the best pics i've ever seen. you should get paid for that


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Guy has been banned for years.
 
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SolidC213

Member
Was playing Warhawk on release day and was placing mines on the enemy teams hawks over and over and over again. This guy got soo mad that he text me some long racist rant about how I should die and sent it with a picture of a guy with his head blown off. It's so funny when people get mad enough to send me hate mail in a video game. Wish I had kept the message at least but I deleted it because I did not want that picture on my PS3.
 
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Raist

Banned
this is a stupid question but i have OCD and am a germaphobe so yeah.

i heard the french toilet water levels are pretty high compared to those in the uk.

is this true?

if i place tissue in the bowl, will it stop splash back? american toilets are the worst. the bowls are filled to the brim!

i'm going to paris with some friends in the summer so yeah.. I MUST KNOW.
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Haven't had any news in a while. Probably died from accute diarrhoea.
 
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Messypandas

Member
Jason Raize '75 - '04 said:
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Deleted member 22576

Unconfirmed Member
Thats much less exciting that what I had hoped.
 
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C.Dark.DN

Banned
Some crazy/creepy banned GAFer with a girl-gaf problem thread.
Had an avatar of a girl he was crushing on.
Someone sent her the thread somehow, and he thought it was me:

Come on...

Are you the fucking person who sent her the fucking threads? Both of em'?

It had to be you, because your always at me and digging my post history.

Honestly, fuck you bro. I mean, you couldn't let it slip. It's not cool, not cool at all.

I mean, if I knew where you live, I won't ask though. If you were just someone I knew or if I knew where you lived, I would have fucking punched your head/nose in.

But thanks.
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I was trolling him in car thread saying he was a viral marketer. He said he sold his 2007 XXXX and needed to choose between buying a XXXX or something else. A month before he made a thread saying he got a 2004 XXXX as his first car. lol. 3 XXXX's in 1 month! The censor is all the same model.


^^^
member is now permed for being insane
 
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Souldriver

Member
Dead Man said:
No, T and P.

I think I know who you are talking about, but I can't remember their name. Crazy predictions of the future based on some computer or internet scanning or something.
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Kurtofan said:
Was it Wii?
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Dead Man said:
That's who I was thinking of, with the weird eye avatar.
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Kabouter said:
Oh god, I almost forgot about him. What a character that was.
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You guys, I can't tell you who it was, or I'd violate the rules of this thread....





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EYEL1NER

EYEL1NER

Member
I'd post one of mine from some thief posting around here, but it wouldn't be anonymous, as our business is documented on the B/S/T feedback document.
It's not hilariously bad or anything, just a terrible PM filled with bullshit.
 
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RawPower

Banned
I forgot to mention earlier that on some other sites, I would have a female avatar (mostly Tetra from Wind Waker) and people would think I was a girl, and then hit on me. The things they said were too vulgar to repeat here, but creepy nonetheless.
 
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Hilbert

Deep into his 30th decade
Are there rules against posting private messages? I have a crazy one, but people can probably guess from whom it came.
 
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(._.)

Banned
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^ um

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^ some guy wanting me to advertise his site.

there are a little funny.

I've gotten one or two ones that were really funny/weird but they are gone now. clean my Pm box out ever couple months.
 
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ultron87

Member
(._.) said:
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^ some guy wanting me to advertise his site.

there are a little funny.

I've gotten one or two ones that were really funny/weird but they are gone now. clean my Pm box out ever couple months.
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No! I have the exact same PM from that guy with that exact text about a different feature. I thought I was special!!!!!

*cries and runs off*
 
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ronito

Member
The only strange one I got:
Hi,

I’m sorry to trouble you but I found your NeoGAF avatar offensive and upsetting.

Even if the image is not real it is in poor taste. I have seen animals killed by drunks and maimed by road accidents and it is not in any way funny.

You seem, judging by your blog to be a pretty civilized kind of guy, and I surprised you would have such an avatar.

I appreciate your time.

Regards,
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