WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?
Nobody said anything about her at the moment. I guess she is dead :'(
Yvonne Strahotski
WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?
I haven't played it yet but I played the first one for the story and the customization and interactions, not the combat.
The second game was more about combat and less about the first two things, so I obviously hated it more. This one seems to even further that, pushing more combat and adding back the customization that was lost while beating the story into the ground.
Sad. Could have had something nice here.
I also love the "you can continue the legend with multiplayer and downloadable content" screen that pops up after the credits. Talk about a mood killer.
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Nobody said anything about her at the moment. I guess she is dead :'(
Yvonne Strahotski
According to BioWare, Dragon Age is a video game in the Mass Effect universe (and is a feeble, if clever, explanation for the Blood Dragon armor).
http://kotaku.com/5887982/are-mass-effect-and-dragon-age-in-the-same-universe-bioware-responds
Mass Effect 3 has a better story than Mass Effect 1, easily.
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WHAT HAPPENS TO MIRANDA? does she still look like a man?
What? No.
Mass Effect 1 didn't have an especially good story, but at least it was coherent.
Mass Effect 3's story is a complete and utter mess. A textbook example of deus ex machina endings that comes literally cannot be described as anything other than space magic. An explanation on the Reapers that leaves plotholes big enough to fit Reapers through. Inconsistently amending, retconing or outright ignoring pre-established series lore. Oh and the death of all the characters you've come to know and love over the last three installments for dramatic effect (either during the game or at the end, it makes no difference!). Horrific.
Better than a lot of games though.No. Saren spends the whole game trying to find the conduit...a device that teleports him into the citadel.... a place that he already had access to because of his spectre status? The story of Mass Effect 1 is many things, convoluted, senseless, boring, derivative, but coherent isn't one of them.
No. Saren spends the whole game trying to find the conduit...a device that teleports him into the citadel.... a place that he already had access to because of his spectre status? .
Better than a lot of games though.
Teleports him into the Citadel to a place that cannot be accessed through any other means in the Citadel, you mean? He needed to control the keepers, the "control center" if you will, could only be accessed by the conduit thanks to action the Protheans as explained by Vigil. That's coherent, if perhaps a touch silly.
Tell me how that comes anywhere close to the many horrible plotholes, baffling Reaper plot and outright bewildering endings that Mass Effect 3 has given us.
There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.
There are parts of ME3 (that I've seen) that are very well written, with great dialogue, characterization, and voice acting. But the overarching Reaper plot is just an incoherent mess.
It's a similar problem to ME2's story, just on a grander scale. Some excellent side-stories packaged together with a very weak plot.
There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.
I'm not sure what's so baffling about the reaper plot? A pretty simple, understandable explanation is given for their existence. It's not wholly original granted, I expected something along those lines going into ME3, but what would you have preferred?
No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."Oh, of course. I just assumed that only the party members were Love Plus-able.
That seems incredibly tacky
There isn't anything in the first game that even comes close to Anderson's death, Liara's reaction to the fall of Thessia, Tali's reaction when she steps foot on Rannoch for the first time, or any of the ME3 scenes with the illusive man. It's a hammy, pulpy story (just like the first two games), but, and this is the big difference, told competently.
If that's wrong I don't wanna be right! I have a good forty to fifty by now characters to play out a whole range of different things on. Soon to have a male Sentinel to add to it. Maybe he'll be one of my gay characters.No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."
This is a thing I didn't make up about a real video game that actually exists. I need a new hobby.
How's the Cerberus/IM subplot?
Now we just need someone to put up a Google document with the millions of plotholes and for someone to draw an awesome comic mocking the ending!
Then bam, bring out the Bioware retcon machine.
I feel like the people complaining about the ending must be the kind of people that liked this ending for bladerunner
The series of dark endings is not intentional. There are supposedly happy endings available, but they are more difficult to achieve because you have to play multiplayer modes and/or Facebook and iOS promo games in order to raise your War Readiness level sufficiently to unlock them.
Return of the Jedi is how everyone wants all sci-fi stories to end.
AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY FOREVER
I wonder how many people in the industry will talk about the endings being original and imaginative and have never played Deus Ex.
It reminds me more of the Foundation books, although that's probably a more obscure source.I wonder how many people in the industry will talk about the endings being original and imaginative and have never played Deus Ex.
alright here is waifu cleaned up with the power of photoshop: http://i.imgur.com/NNvNX.jpg
still laughing at how goofy it looks
Jesus fucking Christ.No, you can also space-bang Jessica Chobot. She "can't refuse an exclusive."
This is a thing I didn't make up about a real video game that actually exists. I need a new hobby.
R.I.P you beautiful son of a bitch.....damn it I can't stop crying...
Jesus fucking Christ.