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''Oh, Yay, Another Mario Game.'' Step up to Playstation 2/20

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Wow. The pre-rendered glory! I've got to be honest, I love companies getting personal like this, especially when it's Sony. Nintendo rarely rise to the bait, which is a shame. It's not like they're short on source material.

There were a couple of times Nintendo took shots. One in particular I can remember is when Starfox released on SNES. In the commercial, the female narrator says "Why go to the next level... when you can go light years beyond." Mind you, Sega's slogan at the time for the Genesis was "Welcome to the Next Level".

Nintendo's trolling is a lot subtler and classier. There was another example, but I can't think of it at the moment.
 

JazzmanZ

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guess what? each company has there own stregnths and weaknesses, nobody is better than others.

Except you n-gage nobody likes you.
 

BY2K

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Pikmin is shit. What now? You think I'm being sarcastic?! It's shit. They should release it on the Wii U. It fits perfectly since that's also a shit console destined to failure. It only makes sense that a failure of an IP is released on it. Krillin needs his little destructo disc. Then they can self-destruct together.

*dead*

Just when you think it can't get any better.
 
But therein lies the true meaning of Kratos.

Gregory Nagy (Harvard Classics professor) wrote in Best of the Acheans that we mustn't misapply our own cultural ideas and standards of what a hero is to understand the Greek heroes. The traditional greek hero is a mortal tasked with a challenging ordeal and that ultimately the archetype demands them to die, either in pursuit of it or upon completion.

That is the template of the classical greek hero, a mortal ensconced in great power yet still unable to achieve what no mortal can, immortality. Their virtues and their vices only help to remind us that they are one of us, and much like us will some day perish.

It is in this context that we see Kratos as the pinnacle of greek hero worship that he rightfully should be. Not only does he have the flaws that comprise the chains of our mortality, but those flaws are manifest in literal chains on his arms! The symbolism there is magnificent.

Not only is he a mortal who challenges the gods, he's a mortal who wins! But alas, even in victory there is no peace for his wounded soul. The ghosts of his mortal family still haunt him and we learn through his eyes that immortality is a bitter drink when served for one.

The climax of his story even comes back to the great truism of the most iconic of Greek heroes, that he himself must die in pursuit of his task, and that while we all believed him to be immortal that is a mantle none of us, even the legendary Kratos, can truly bare.

Knowing all this how can anyone argue that Kratos is not just worthy of his Greek literature contemporaries, but in fact their superior?

So how can we honestly begrudge Sony seven iterations to tell the full scope and magnitude of this masterwork of classical fiction reborn? Surely doing such an epic saga justice is more important than churning out more tales of a midget being cuckolded by a lizard man time and time again. No, I'd say that this comparison only serves to further prove how tawdry and base Nintendo's "mascot" is when placed alongside a true literary icon the likes of Kratos.
Yeah...well...fuck Kratos! That's just, like, your opinion man.
 
"Nintendo fans read slightly insulting tagline in Sony advertisement"

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Limit

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I'm guessing this is a product of the new marketing team that Sony has hired. They seem quite cognizant of contemporary gaming environment. I do hope that Sony is also busy making a few weird ads for PS4. The crying baby for PS3 was quite imaginative.
 

Trickster

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Pikmin is shit. What now? You think I'm being sarcastic?! It's shit. They should release it on the Wii U. It fits perfectly since that's also a shit console destined to failure. It only makes sense that a failure of an IP is released on it. Krillin needs his little destructo disc. Then they can self-destruct together.

Dat analogy, holy shit lol
 

Oddduck

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Fuck Pikmin

Yes, Zelda is just like Mario.

News Flash: Super Smash Bros isn't actually a good game. It's a silly button masher that even Nintendo didn't have much confidence in but when it took off they laughed all the way to the bank. It's popularity comes from pulling at nostalgia strings and remixing 8 and 16 bit tracks.

Instead of making another 10 of those how about a new Star Fox? or a new Donkey Kong Country? or a brand new IP that doesn't involve old Characters nintendo???


This thread is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.
 

Darryl

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No shit. I just hate the implication of "Nintendo's software shits on Sony's from a great height." as if Nintendo is this beacon for game design when there is a plethora of stuff they can't even get right even though they have had many chances and many other studios to observe from. Sony of course makes stupid decisions sometimes as well, but if someone said "Sony's software shits on Nintendo's from a great height" I'd also have problems with a rather blanket statement. It's ignoring the fact that they both have stupid things they have to learn from.

i interpreted it as a statement about how nintendo can keep an entire console floating by their first-party efforts alone, sony can't.
 
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