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Why Good Girls Have Become As Extinct As Unicorns

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Devolution

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We live in a very strange world, a world where love is cursed by polygamy, sex has lost its value, and women have changed drastically. From once having morals and respect for themselves, girls are running around now with not a bit of dignity.

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The truth of the matter is that you can’t change women that are already broken, so those are the ones that men use for exactly what we want: sex with no strings attached. Because it’s easy and it’s right in front of us. But at some point in time, through the course of our lives, we are going to grow out of chasing someone that has been with everyone. Sure being a bachelor is fun and all, the stories are great, bragging to our friends is epic, but we are eventually going to want more out of a female than just sex.

That is when we want to settle down, but with a lady who has respect for herself, morals — and there isn’t one guy out there that can have a bad story to tell about her — like the time she had a threesome in a London hostel while studying abroad.

Because of the double standard that is in place between men and women, finding a girl of this nature wasn’t that hard decades ago because women actually held high standards for themselves and demanded men to treat them properly before they gave them what they wanted.

The truth of the matter nowadays is that good girls, as we like to call them, don’t really exist. They are unicorns. You are lucky if you come across one that is actually who she says she is. We sometimes even joke that our future wives are currently in Kindergarten because it is comforting to know that she is currently playing with blocks and not swinging from dick to dick because they sell her a good enough story. And when she’s 18 we’ll snap her right up and she’ll have no exposure to being a slut.

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Through my experiences, as well as the experiences of many other men, it’s hard to come across a good girl or a unicorn. We’re not asking for much here, just a girl that respects herself and is smart to the point where she would understand us.

But then there is the other side of the spectrum, that when we do actually find a unicorn and settle down, our ego gets a bit ahead of ourselves and we find them a bit too boring for our liking, so we decide to cheat. It’s like a double-edged sword. You realize it wasn’t getting the unicorn, but rather attracting something you thought never existed. It always is about the chase and never about the perfection of the woman. And that is the mindset of men in the 21st century.
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http://fashxfash.com/why-good-girls-have-become-as-extinct-as-unicorns/
 
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Woorloog

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Cyan said:
Unicorns are just deformed horses.
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No, no, horses are deformed unicorns. They lack that horn.
Isn't it obvious?

Wait, what.

EDIT wait, what am i actually reading.
EDIT that article or whatever it is, is some crap, right? Is that how i should see it?
 
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User 100115

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I kinda wanted to post this yesterday, but chickened out, glad to see it got posted anyhow.

The Jezebel response is humourous.

http://jezebel.com/female-purity-is-bullshit-493278191

So, Girls, Fuck All of It

If you want to. Or don't fuck any of it, if you don't want to. Fuck women. Fuck men. Fuck no one. Point is, you get to fuck what you like, when you like, and your worth is not determined by some golden ratio of extreme boner tantalization vs. minimal boner touching. BONERS ARE NOT THE BOSS OF YOU. You are the boss of you.
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Riggs

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Last girl I met off OKC told me "I am more likely to suck your dick, than kiss you". And she was literally right.

I am not fucking around lol, makes me sad for the world. Although getting blown was nice.
 
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bananas

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Riggs said:
Controversy

Controversy

My mom is a good girl at least.
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Kazerei

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Because of the double standard that is in place between men and women, finding a girl of this nature wasn’t that hard decades ago because women actually held high standards for themselves and demanded men to treat them properly before they gave them what they wanted.
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Based on that description, "the good old days" sucked for both men and women.

Cyan said:
Unicorns are just deformed horses.
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Nice
 
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Batman

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Riggs said:
Last girl I met off OKC told me "I am more likely to suck your dick, than kiss you". And she was literally right.

I am not fucking around lol, makes me sad for the world. Although getting blown was nice.
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That makes me sad.
 
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SquiddyCracker

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Hear, hear!

That's why all the nice guys are sadly not getting any girlfriends - because the only women left are liberals, feminazis, and heathens!
 
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InsaneZero

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Woorloog said:
No, no, horses are deformed unicorns. They lack that horn.
Isn't it obvious?

Wait, what.

EDIT wait, what am i actually reading.
EDIT that article or whatever it is, is some crap, right? Is that how i should see it?
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it's a reference to something amazing in another thread
 
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BocoDragon

or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Gross.

I there's nothing wrong with wanting a girl who has a choosy nature and a short list - if that's what you're into or what you're comfortable with.

But using words like "good girl", "moral". Puke!

Also if you're an adult, a woman's past wont bother you in the slightest. We're all human. We've lived lives. Get over it.
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
The only thing funnier than the article is the responses to it.

Some people don't know that they should be laughing.

A double-edged unicorn, if you will...
 
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akira28

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stutte said:
If I'm raising my girls right, this shouldn't be an issue for me.
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I'm just going to outright tell my beloved daughter "boys lie. men lie. do not trust, always verify. do not fall for what feels good. niceness is often a cover for bullshit." And I will secretly follow and frighten any boys she brings home.
 
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braves01

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Devo are you trying to say you are a good girl, or a bad girl "swinging from dick to dick"? Because those are the only two possibilities.
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
braves01 said:
Devo are you trying to say you are a good girl, or a bad girl "swinging from dick to dick"? Because those are the only two possibilities.
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A good girl doesn't fall while swinging from dick to dick
 
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FlyFaster

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depends on where you live, what you've experienced, the article is anecdotal, can't talk for all girls everywhere.

Nothing has really changed except the internet is so pervasive in society that we see everything now. There have always been bad girls doing bad things, and good girls doing good things.
 
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