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[ConfusingJazz]

So Avril Lavigne picked the right crappy Canadian band lead singer. Who knew?

 

[Brian Griffin]

Those shoes. Somebody explain them to me.

I'm assuming you're talking about the woman's shoes? I think they are called don't-shift-your-weight-to-your-heels-or-you-will-die shoes.

 

[Coconut]

Don't abuse substances kids.

 

[Raistlin]

So Avril Lavigne picked the right crappy Canadian band lead singer. Who knew?

I imagine his present condition is a pretty direct result of their relationship ending.

 

[Coconut]

I imagine his present condition is a pretty direct result of their relationship ending.

That and having no career.

 

[FrsDvl]

What a babe. I saw them a couple years ago, he sure looked a lot better then

 

[Tom Brohanks]

no way

 

[Hindle]

His face looks like a stunt double for Mickey Rourkes arse.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Damn, beat me to it.

 

[Alt183]

That's rather shocking. The Blood in My Eyes music video is not even a year old and he looked fine in that. Damn.

 

[GuitarAtomik]

This dude has always been goofy looking. Not surprised at all.

 

[jred2k]

Whoa...

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Doctor said his mother should have had an abortion bortion bortion

so harsh

 

[AkuMifune]

His girlfriends heels aren't helping him. Yeesh. Poor guy. Must be tough rising to fame from a family of troll dolls.

 

[cheststrongwell]

Drugs.

 

[Dyno]

It has to be medication or something. He's not at all fat but his face is getting morbidly obese.

 

[lethial]

We welcome you to munchkin land!

 

[Angry Grimace]

He drinks a lot, obviously. That's bloating from being drunk all the time.

 

[Deified Data]

Perfect.

 

[Alrus]

Those shoes... Wat.

 

[Tenks]

I like how his date is a full foot taller than him. And how do her shoes defy gravity? We need to alert CERN that someone has broken physics.

 

[malfcn]

I'm dead.

 

[FairyD]

I don't blame him, if I were in his shoes I would let myself go as well.

 

[FloatOn]

pop punk.... it's a helluva drug

 

[Kayhan]

Deryck Whibley (Age 41)

 

[ToxicAdam]

Dude has a puffy face like he is on prescription steroids or something.


This was just a year ago:

 

[Batigol]

Good grief, wtf.

 

[Shaanyboi]

....no.

No that's.... no. Stop. Just... oh god....

 

[Tenks]

Dude has a puffy face like he is on prescription steroids or something.


This was just a year ago:

WTF his chick is wearing the same pants and the same shoes

 

[surrealist]

Needs to start a meth addiction.

 

[hgarrett54]

He looks like Jack Black in the third shot.

 

[jmdajr]

jesus christ wtf happened

 

[Doctor West]

Are skin tight black pants and goofy wooden shoes a requirement for his girl? She looks so similar in the pics that are a year apart.

 

[Particle Physicist]

..

 

[Zee-Row]

He looks like hes only 5ft tall.

 

[Thai]

Avril, otoh, continues to look smangin'

 

[Particle Physicist]

He looks like hes only 5ft tall.

Yeah, I can't tell if she is really tall, or he is tiny.

 

[BossLackey]

Good grief!

 

[Willectro]

It's the most punk he has ever been in his life.

 

[Batigol]

He's only 5.5 according to Google

 

[FYC]

Aww man. I hope he can clean himself up.

Chuck ftw baby

 

[Sane_Man]

Is there a recent picture of him with someone who isn't on stilts? Surely he can't have shrunk that much... what the fuck happened?

 

[jred2k]

Its gotta be a little embarrassing when your girlfriend's pant legs are taller than you.

 

[RedStep]

This was just a year ago:

What are the odds that his chick would be wearing the same pants and shoes a year later?

 

[Doctor West]

She should carry him around in a baby bjorn.

 

[Wilsongt]

Avril Lavinge dodged that bullet.

 

[AkuMifune]

Avril Lavinge dodged that bullet.

No wonder Nickelback started sounding good to her. Any way out is a way out.

 

[Adam J.]

I always thought the guy looked just like Micky Dolenz. Swear he could be his son...

 

[MooseKing]

How strange. If you look at him when he is sideways, he looks skinny. Yet he has the face of someone who weighs 220+ pounds.

Drinking fucks you up./

 

[GringoJB]

Nobody's stolen that closeup face pic to use as their avatar yet? I'm kinda surprised/disappointed!

Also, what the crap.