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[Jarek23]

I'm not very good at GIMP.

This is the greatest thing I've seen!


He's only 33!

Must be abusing the hell out of his body because I'm just a year younger meanwhile I look like I'm in my late 20's at most.

Edit...few months apart actually, born the same year.

 

[Solo]

Avril won.

 

[Furio53]

saw both him and that girl at the gym a while back. She was also wearing those ridiculous shoes.

 

[RumblingRosco]

If this thread turns into an "Avril is so, so hot" thread, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Forearms]

saw both him and that girl at the gym a while back. She was also wearing those ridiculous shoes.

Was she also wearing the pants?

 

[Slayer-33]

saw both him and that girl at the gym a while back. She was also wearing those ridiculous shoes.

Lol she doesn't take them off,

Also that guy looks like shit lol

 

[Furio53]

Was she also wearing the pants?

No. But a very similar pair. They stuck out like a sore thumb because she's like 6ft + in those and hes like 5ft and ugly as hell

Lol and doesn't take them off

Also that guy looks like shit lol

I dont remember if they were those EXACT shoes, but same ridiculousness

 

[Ahasverus]

I hate these threads
And always fall for them

 

[OJdaKiller]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-YgXJl2fI

I don't care...Screaming Bloody Murder is an awesome song anyways...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He has sex with that woman.Looking like he does.Probably had sex right after that pic was taken.

Let that sink in.

 

[mre]

Dude has a puffy face like he is on prescription steroids or something.


This was just a year ago:

Does she not have any other pants or shoes?

 

[computers putin']

He looks like a midget, it's probably because he's standing next to such a tall woman. but then again his legs look so short...

 

[FyreWulff]

Judging by the way she dresses, I'm going to assume most of her clothes are black or black/white.

Pinup goth or whatever it's called

 

[BruiserBear]

I laughed far too much reading this thread, and now I feel bad.

 

[Reule]

 

[IISANDERII]

What are the odds that his chick would be wearing the same pants and shoes a year later?

An excellent question. I don't believe in coincidences so I'm convinced there are dark forces at work here.

 

[eyeless]

oh god what the fuck

 

[Iacobellis]

When your band has been on decline since 2007, something was bound to happen.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I had to know how she walks in those shoes, found some youtube vids (her name is Ariana Cooper btw). She kinda mimics the gait of a horse and it even sounds like hooves. There is another youtube vid of them, she is wearing a dress the size difference is jarring in motion.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

It's not as if he ever looked good though

 

[Doodis]

She may have traded up in looks, but I'd say douchebaggery remained constant.

 

[amnesiac]

I'm not very good at GIMP.

10/10

 

[thekonamicode]

Dude has a puffy face like he is on prescription steroids or something.


This was just a year ago:

Is the girls outfit something like a uniform?

 

[the_painted_bird]

Oh my god this thread is hilarious

 

[legacyzero]

It's the hair. Shit looks so damn bad.

 

[Thug Waffle]

Eh, looks like he just let himself go a bit. I'm sure some exercise would get him back to his old form. At this weight, though, he almost doesn't look his age.

 

[statham]

Avril won.

I've stared at that picture way too long.

 

[Psykotik]

Avril won.

avril is so fucking hot

 

[Seik]

Thread title killed me when I actually saw the pictures.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Those shoes. Somebody explain them to me.

they're so hot right now

 

[Delicious Waffles]

My sides.

 

[Seanspeed]

It's weird that his face is all fatty but the rest of his body seems fine. It's either drugs or he is a fashion genius.

Its called skinny fat.

Avril won.

Thats a pretty hot picture of her(though I know what she normally looks like, and its not that), but how douchey do you have to be to wear a baseball hat in the water?

 

[Strike]

Ho-lee shit. I was not expecting that. That divorce hit him hard.

 

[WorldStar]

Thats a pretty hot picture of her(though I know what she normally looks like, and its not that), but how douchey do you have to be to wear a baseball hat in the water?

Seems like a smart way to keep the sun out of your face...?

 

[GodofWine]

He looks I'll...yellow...puffy...not good.

 

[Vicetrailia]

All I see is the power of money....getting dat gurl.

 

[Loofy]

He looks like the guy on the wheelchair in Alien Resurrection.

 

[Exuro]

Billy Talent/Ben he is not

 

[Rekwest]

Considering he's only 5 years older than I am...wow I feel young again!

Wait for it.....

 

[Dark Ninja]

Height doesn't matter?

 

[shanshan310]

Honestly, that looks like swelling, like he's having a reaction to something or on some medicine that is puffing him up...he looks ill, not old.

He's been looking that way for most of this year. It wouldn't surprise me really, he seemed like he'd actually lost it when I saw them in February. His movements and behaviour reminded me to Ledger's joker tbh. I think he's just a broken man.

I'm not very good at GIMP.

Oh my god this is amazing.

 

[Loofy]

Avril won.

Are we sure about that?

 

[blame space]

I mean.. Avril dumps you. You somehow manage to pick up the pieces and carry on, try to write music again. Then she marries the dude from nickelback.

 

[StickSoldier]

woh didn't know Avril had a body on her. Damn!

 

[JasonUresti]

Poor guy, all that money and fame, and his body is totally shot already in his early thirties.

 

[Cheska]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

 

[Carnby]

Edit: These came up with a google image search for personal injury lawyer:

lol. I found these funny too.

 

[Salsa]

oh wow

also he's crazy small

doesnt help that the gf is model size tho

 

[Seanspeed]

Seems like a smart way to keep the sun out of your face...?

In the water? No. No defending this.