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[EmCeeGramr]

Wouldn't say this is end of the mystery. Giraffes rule.

FEAST ON HIS BONES

 

[Volotaire]

Wouldn't say this is end of the mystery. Giraffes rule.

Still thinking it's Nintendo related. Don't know why, but I have an inkling it's Retro.

 

[alr1ght]

fixed

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Wouldn't say this is end of the mystery. Giraffes rule.

so what are your thoughts on doritos

 

[legacyzero]

LOL

 

[kuppy]

This is so weird.
It looks funny but I hope the animal doesn't mind this hectic e3.

They should wear like 20 and be even classier than fuck.

hahahaha

 

[JDSN]

.

 

[GillianSeed79]

The idea of a wild animal under bright lights, being blasted by loud music sorta pisses me off. Perhaps it will break out and King Kong the place.

I'm from the future. This is a future scene from the Spike Guys Choice Awards

I feel bad for animal. It's looks so said in that twitter pic.

 

[stephentotilo]

One day, it'll all make sense. And he'll seem less crazy for being this excited about giraffes. And people will understand why he's been like this about it. Wish I could say more.

 

[alr1ght]

One day, it'll all make sense. And he'll seem less crazy for being this excited about giraffes. And people will understand why he's been like this about it. Wish I could say more.

This reads like a Keighley tweet. Check back tomorrow for more information.

 

[Leona Lewis]

The return of B.C. with giraffes instead of dinosaurs.

 

[Kard8p3]

They had a live giraffe on stage at the Spike Guys Choice Awards....That was all it was........it said so in the tweet above...So stupid, so stupid Geoff...




/thread

At the end of the latest Invisible Walls GT made it sound like it was something big that would be revealed next week. I doubt they'd bring it up in an E3 episode if it was just for guys choice.

 

[JDSN]

One day, it'll all make sense. And he'll seem less crazy for being this excited about giraffes. And people will understand why he's been like this about it. Wish I could say more.

I dont want it to make sense, I want it to be like this forever.

 

[PowerSmell]

Wish I could say more.

No you don't. Just tell us which product he's promoting this time so we can ignore it and discourage the use of live animals as promotional tool for garbage.

 

[kuppy]

One day, it'll all make sense. And he'll seem less crazy for being this excited about giraffes. And people will understand why he's been like this about it. Wish I could say more.

Hope, ah, Hype again!

 

[QisTopTier]

Wouldn't say this is end of the mystery. Giraffes rule.

I have no idea what it could be.

 

[grandjedi6]

Whhhhyyyyyy are there giraffes at E3?

 

[GillianSeed79]

One day, it'll all make sense. And he'll seem less crazy for being this excited about giraffes. And people will understand why he's been like this about it. Wish I could say more.

On a scale of one to 10, one being a WiiU RE:6 WiiU port and 10 being either Don Mattrick or Jack Tretton pulling an E3 Sega Saturn and announcing that either the PS4 or Xbox One will be available "right now" on stage at E3, how hyped should we be?

 

[Darryl]

Whhhhyyyyyy are there giraffes at E3?

all year people have been telling me to get excited about next-gen for the great giraffes and now that it's right around the corner, it's some big surprise

 

[ochaworldorder]

Still thinking it's Nintendo related. Don't know why, but I have an inkling it's Retro.

Retro Presents: Endless Ocean 3: Endless Safari?

 

[takoyaki]

Secret E3 reveal, Giraffes....I think I figured it out!

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I dont want it to make sense, I want it to be like this forever.

 

[ThEoRy...]

Can we please put a cool ranch hat on the pope?

 

[ItalianJoe83]

Giraffe vs Zoro part 1

Giraffe vs Zoro part 2

Giraffe vs Zoro part 3 final

I can't belive nobady on NeoGAF has not created yet a fucking "giraff gif" based on this hilarious One Piece character named Kaku...

Shame on all of you.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

It's 11 pages so haven't checked, but surely there must be plenty of ''millions of geoffries all under one roof'' jokes, no?

 

[Jburton]

Well this is fucking bullshit, what a cruel display.

 

[Qurupeke]

Wait what

 

[Nokterian]

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/343556461433069568

Poor animal I mean the giraffe off course...

 

[draughn101]

I think he's teasing a Kinectimals sequel. MGS can now make tall animals with the power of the cloud?

 

[Linkified]

I think he's teasing a Kinectimals sequel. MGS can now make tall animals with the power of the cloud?

Or Frontier making this:

It has Giraffes

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Wouldn't say this is end of the mystery. Giraffes rule.

Now you're really sticking your neck out. We need another thread title update, the hype still lives!

 

[10k]

Giraffe Neck Rising by Platinum Games.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

There's a magical place
We're on our way there.
With snacks in their millions
All under one roof.
It's called GTTV!

Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoff Keighley and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Dorritos, orange or Blue
Dew, regular or Game Fuel
"There's millions!" says Keighley
"All under one roof".
It's called GTTV,
GTTV, GTTV!

 

[JWong]

Do you approve of Giraffe?

<- He approves

 

[Jawbreaker]

Giraffe...
Jaffe...
Soft G...


NEW DAVID JAFFE GAME CONFIRMED.

GOD OF WAR REBOOT, Kratos rides giraffes in Sub-Saharan Africa fighting against the gods reincarnated into the most ferocious, scariest animals in the kingdom mutated by years of science gone awry. Fumito Ueda lends a hand directing this EPIC Shadow of the Colossus spiritual successor.

 

[JehutyRunner]

I have a theory as to what this means. I don't want to say out loud, but I think I know.

 

[Jawbreaker]

I have a theory as to what this means. I don't want to say out loud, but I think I know.

Speak, heathen!

 

[StuBurns]

In no way is the mystery revealed.

 

[chadskin]

Afrika 2?

 

[Giygas AF]

Teasing Afrika 2? Now with more Giraffe.

 

[sakipon]

Well this is fucking bullshit, what a cruel display.

Indeed. Have I been sent back to 1860's or so when wild animals were transported from stage to stage for our amusement? Just when I thought the gaming industry couldn't get any more immature.

 

[Vibranium]

If it's not Doritos Pope Safari, then I'll be very disappointed.

I'm looking froward to actually getting some answers from Keighley but the giraffe mystery and pictures are hilarious.

 

[thumb]

Indeed. Have I been sent back to 1860's or so when wild animals were transported from stage to stage for our amusement? Just when I thought the gaming industry couldn't get any more immature.

It makes me feel uncomfortable as well. Especially given the loud, crazy environment of E3.

 

[Owzers]

I'm hoping it's not Afrika 2...i imported Afrika and it was really dull Xo

 

[tajd]

so whats this all about Giraffes ?

 

[scar tissue]

The idea of a wild animal under bright lights, being blasted by loud music sorta pisses me off. Perhaps it will break out and King Kong the place.

Yeah, this is fucked up. I'll make sure not to support whatever company is behind this.

Spoiler

Or at least try to

 

[tajd]

can anyone tell me what this is all about ?

 

[Eusis]

Do you approve of Giraffe?

<- He approves

Wait, that's right that has giraffes. Japanese derby game confirmed.

Wow this will be the best E3 ever now.

 

[Raxus]

Shame on all of you.

I don't want to accidentally spoil Toonami GAF since they are watching One Piece fresh.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

So what was the answer? I don't see anything in the OP. What's up with the giraffes?