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[Kaako]

You had me at danger!

 

[twinturbo2]

Why am I reminded of that joke from Idiocracy?

 

[Zzoram]

Is this some kind of comedy-gore-porno?

 

[big_z]

Looks like a themed porno.... The girl in the blue dress lools like an jav star.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Why am I reminded of that joke from Idiocracy?

Because you are of limited imagination and reference.

Butt seriously, as Not Sure demanded in his presidential acceptance speech, in ZOMBIE ASS we learn whose ass it is and why they are farting.

Is this some kind of comedy-gore-porno?

It's not porn.

Looks like a themed porno.... The girl in the blue dress lools like an jav star.

She probably is, but that has nothing to do with whether or not the film is a porno. Ron Jeremy is in a ton of stuff that is not porn.

 

[FanTomasas]

If this trailer was made for the west audience, I would say it's stupid.
Now it is just... Japanese

 

[Count Dookkake]

You are thinking of Bad Biology.

I recommend that everyone watch Bad Biology.

I echo the suggestion, but I would hesitate to call even that a porno.

If this trailer was made for the west audience, I would say it's stupid.
Now it is just... Japanese

There are two trailers, but if you thought one was stupid, then you will probably think the same of the other.

 

[Chinner]

so why is everyone wanting to poop in this film

 

[Count Dookkake]

so why is everyone wanting to poop in this film

Because they have ingested some nasty parasites.

 

[Chinner]

it looks like they're trying not to poop though

 

[Fusion Pizza]

Oh japan, you stay classy.

 

[Stet]

it looks like they're trying not to poop though

You ever pooped with parasites?

 

[Count Dookkake]

it looks like they're trying not to poop though

Make up your mind!

Oh japan, you stay classy.

In their defense, they have nothing to do with Adam Sandler, Michael Bay or Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Jal]

I loved Tokyo Gore Police but Machine Girl? and Vampire/Frankenstein Girl, Robogeisha were a bit crappy, this doesnt look too great either.

 

[Zzoram]

It's not porn.

How is this not porn? Girls get naked, seems to have a lesbian scene, and a really thin plot.

 

[Count Dookkake]

How is this not porn? Girls get naked, seems to have a lesbian scene, and a really thin plot.

Because that's not the standard for porn.

Porn is traditionally defined as the graphic depiction of sexual activity for the purpose of masturbatory aid.

This is for laughs.

I do not recall seeing anyone masturbating in the theater.

 

[Count Dookkake]

New poster:

Some words from the director:

I think that I will change the world on this movie.

I would like to break down the common sense which was not able to be broken down until now.

I want you to experience new type excitement and a new type shock by seeing this movie.

And I want you to notice that the movie from which such experience is obtained exists near you.

 

[Like2Drive]

Why was the pasta censored?

 

[2th]

silly Japanese and fecal zombies. Looks hilarious though.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Why was the pasta censored?

I'm sorry that's a spoiler, but there is a shot earlier in the trailer that should let you figure it out.

 

[Count Dookkake]

INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI

nsfw: features a couple shots of butts

 

[Krev]

The voice over guy is my new hero.

 

[Ferga]

Was that last zombie throwing shit at the girls?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Look into your heart.

 

[Lasthope106]

 

[Rootbeer]

Gonna add this to my netflix queue.

 

[ohhthegore]

Lol I'm dying here watching that trailer

 

[Count Dookkake]

Gonna add this to my netflix queue.

Try to find a screening if you can. The audience reaction is as entertaining as the film itself.

Lol I'm dying here watching that trailer

Which one? We have a few to choose from now.

 

[Endo Punk]

For every 1 weird thing from Japan that is good there is 10 which are completely stupid, and this just adds to that.

 

[Count Dookkake]

For every 1 weird thing from Japan that is good there is 10 which are completey stupid, and this just adds to that.

Wait, where are the 10 stupid things?

 

[ohhthegore]

Try to find a screening if you can. The audience reaction is as entertaining as the film itself.



Which one? We have a few to choose from now.

INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

 

[eXistor]

Amazing, love the announcer.

 

[2th]

I'm dying at the voice over. Shit is hilarious.

 

[lazybones18]

I must see this in a movie theater!

To make up for the fact that I never saw Machine Girl and Robo Geisha

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh god, somebody GIF 00:59.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I must see this in a movie theater!

To make up for the fact that I never saw Machine Girl and Robo Geisha

Good man.

Oh god, somebody GIF 00:59.

THEY PERVERT!

 

[Endo Punk]

Wait, where are the 10 stupid things?

oh I don't know alot of weird things happen in Japan, some good most bad and this movie just looks like one of the bad.

 

[Red]

INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

THEY COME IN THE TOILET

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is amazing

Utterly amazing

 

[Count Dookkake]

oh I don't know alot of weird things happen in Japan, some good most bad and this movie just looks like one of the bad.

Oh well, don't worry, it's not.

 

[Red]

Can someone break down the story here for me?

Zombies coming out of the toilet? A heroine who suffers from gastric distress?

 

[Barbacoatl]

I want to see this. The ass backward running scene looks classic, and really, any film that brings us closer to mainstream scat deserves attention.

 

[Kinyou]

2 pages and no one said "This movie looks like shit!"? I'm kind of disappointed.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Can someone break down the story here for me?

Zombies coming out of the toilet? A heroine who suffers from gastric distress?

Kids go camping in the woods to have some fun and laughs.

One of them has an ulterior motive: acquisition of a rare parasite to aid in weight loss.

Nearby, a mad scientist is up to no good...

 

[Rentahamster]

そして食事してから見ないで下さい

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

 

[MoonLightWave]

I don't know what to say.

 

[Dabanton]

I don't know what to say.

I just stared at the screen in disbelief.

 

[Clear]

I enjoyed Machine Girl a lot, so I'll give this a shot too no doubt.

Its a bit of sad state of affairs that J-Horror is now dominated by this Troma-influenced Gaijin-sploitation stuff, considering how much more classy and interesting things were no so long ago.

 

[bjork]

Apologies for ages old bump, but I googled to see if we had a thread about this movie, and sure enough.

What a strange film. The subtitles on netflix got progressively laggier as the movie went on, but I stuck it out and finished it. It's like a Shintaro Kago manga in feature length form. Jet power via farts, headshots with a rifle that decapitate with a very clean cut, and naked ladies. Good times.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Japanese poop obsession is so weird