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[Ferrio]

Beyond: Two Souls aka "The Ellen Page David Cage Rage Gauge"

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8298-Beyond-Two-Souls

 

[Purkake4]

Wow, tell us how you really feel, Yahtzee.

Spoiler

Soo good

 

[UrbanRats]

I thought this might be interesting for you folk.
DarkSydePhil

This is truly amazing.

The NES part, the cereal box one and the car keys one, i couldn't stop laughing at those, they got him 100% right.

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD

 

[xenist]

Zero Punctuation - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD

I didn't expect such a poignant end. I was touched.

 

[RurouniZel]

Zero Punctuation - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD

I'm honestly surprised it wasn't a bunch of "LOL Nintendo rehash desperate no new ideas" jokes. He really does seem to like the game as he's mentioned in previous reviews. ^^;

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Batman: Arkham Origins

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Call of Duty: Ghosts

Nuoh my god triple post

 

[K.Sabot]

Here, I'll interrupt for ya.

REGRET NO LONGER

 

[SaggyMonkey]

Surprise, he didn't like them?

 

[Lonely1]

Ghost has the most nonsensical storyline of any of the CoD I have played.

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Exclusives Showdown

 

[Silex]

Zero Punctuation - Ryse: Son of Rome

Well, I didn't expect otherwise.

 

[explodet]

I got an ad for Ryse before the latest video, and then afterwards an ad for the Xbone itself.

Next-gen gaming on the internet is really really confusing.

 

[Beth Cyra]

Zero Punctuation - Ryse: Son of Rome

Well, I didn't expect otherwise.

NOt bad. Though seems like that DONT on next gen consoles from him didn't last very long.

Still am awaiting his DR3 review. It will be the one game I get regardless since it has the X Armor.

 

[Gui_PT]

He loved it!

 

[Eusis]

NOt bad. Though seems like that DONT on next gen consoles from him didn't last very long.

DONT get them? It's his job to do these reviews so he's obviously going to jump on the systems sooner than later even if he wouldn't have otherwise.

He loved it!

Double checked the review. You must have a very odd definition of "love" then! Or trying to sucker people, whichever.

 

[Sciz]

As usual, Yahtzee's at his funniest when he's also at his most scathing.

 

[BrokenIcarus]

This thread should get more appreciation! I've been watching his reviews every wednesday for like 3-4 years. They can be hilarious at times.

 

[Rufus]

That point about the Kinect command shouting is very, very good. If there's only one thing you can say to make it go, why does it need to discern that accurately? I thought this was more reliable now.

 

[kurbaan]

This thread should get more appreciation! I've been watching his reviews every wednesday for like 3-4 years. They can be hilarious at times.

Been watching his stuff since that Heavenly sword demo burn but recently I don't find the reviews as amusing as I once did.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I'm going to need you to play twing twang.

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Dead Rising 3

 

[R_thanatos]

Zero Punctuation - Dead Rising 3

OMg the steps at the end of this vid

 

[Jazzem]

Zero Punctuation - Super Mario 3D World

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Considering he hated 3D Land, I can't see this going well.

 

[Beth Cyra]

Considering he hated 3D Land, I can't see this going well.

This is quite possibly the least reviewing he has ever been. Out of the 5 min 30sec video it really felt like he talked about the game for all about 20 seconds.

Didn't really praise it (though he did say one or two nice things about it) and didn't really take time to hate on it either. It was more of a review/rant on the Tag feature.

Enjoyed it though.

DONT get them? It's his job to do these reviews so he's obviously going to jump on the systems sooner than later even if he wouldn't have otherwise.

Double checked the review. You must have a very odd definition of "love" then! Or trying to sucker people, whichever.

Of course he would. However when he makes an entire Video dedicated to telling people to wait, and then says flat out he would ONLY buy them if they had a exclusive game he REALLY wants it would have been nice if he hated waited more then a week after they launch to do some reviews Ryse and Dead Rising 3.

 

[revolverjgw]

The Toad levels really were way too fucking easy. Basically 5 free stars

 

[Red Liquorice]

The I love sand comment was probably left by some 6 year old. Yahtzee, it's Christmas ffs, chill out.

 

[OniBarubary]

Considering he hated 3D Land, I can't see this going well.

Man after my own heart.

 

[Thomas_Daly]

love this guy he is very funny speaks very fast that apart of the comedy bit yeah ?

 

[Gui_PT]

love this guy he is very funny speaks very fast that apart of the comedy bit yeah ?

No he's just constantly on crack

 

[Gui_PT]

Zero Punctuation - Next Gen Buyer's Guide

Don't remember this being posted earlier, sorry if it was

Might help someone pick a console for the holidays!

 

[Finalizer]

Zero Punctuation - Next Gen Buyer's Guide

Don't remember this being posted earlier, sorry if it was

Might help someone pick a console for the holidays!

Not sure why a video from June was just reposted, but okay.

 

[Gui_PT]

Yeah they probzbly reposted it for the holidays

And look, it was posted by ME!

Sorry for the useless bump =\

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

Bad repost, in any case. The criticism rings hollow as many things radically changed in six months. So probably neither Sony or Microsoft are losing sleep because how 'volatil' the market it is.

 

[Narroo]

Did he update the "next-gen" buyer's guide as the 25th episode?

 

[Ferrio]

Knack

You can probably guess which way he swings on this one.

 

[Pyramid head]

Knack

You can probably guess which way he swings on this one.

Pretty much mirrors my feelings toward the game.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

No shit.

 

[R_thanatos]

Spoiler

"Barry white chatting with a box of nuttela "

damn lol

 

[explodet]

I'm starting to come around to his opinion about recent consoles and their first year.

 

[kurbaan]

Finally one i really agree with. Knack is a shit game. Basically the top of mediocrity.

 

[Messofanego]

Made me laugh ("poodonarrative dissonance...still getting paid, remember") and then a bit sad the game could've been quite innovative. Or interesting. Something.

 

[jimi_dini]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8696-Killzone-Shadow-Fall

Killzone Shadow Fall...

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Spoiler

xbone and piss4

haha

He kind of liked it which is unexpected going by the hate the SP seems to get often on here.

 

[NullPointer]

You can zipline anywhere!

(5 seconds later)

Of course, you can't zipline anywhere...

I love reviews that focus on a great multiplayer game's singleplayer campaign!

Its ZP. And this is Killzone. I know people want to think of it as being known predominantly for its multiplayer, but those people would be wrong. But even if it was, which it isn't, this is Zero Punctuation and he wouldn't be all over the multiplayer regardless.

 

[Comet]

I love reviews that focus on a great multiplayer game's singleplayer campaign!

 

[Comet]

Its ZP. And this is Killzone. I know people want to think of it as being known predominantly for its multiplayer, but those people would be wrong. But even if it was, which it isn't, this is Zero Punctuation and he wouldn't be all over the multiplayer regardless.

I really do get that, I've just always been a big cheerleader of this series' multiplayer pedigree and it bugs me when people don't even pay any attention to it, especially in reviews. But I do understand that Yahtzee loves to poo-poo all over multiplayer games and he doesn't have the care or time to invest in them.