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[Salmonax]

The bull being resigned to die is just... priceless. :lol

 

[Gowans]

Wow this game looks amazing :lol

reminds me of a lot of older gamers where innuendo was everywhere

 

[Brannon]

A very disturbing scene if you have even the slightest bit of knowledge about bullfighting. It will fly over most of the DS audience's head

 

[Galactic Fork]

I'm amazed at how boring bovine prophecies are. "One day a bull will meet a boy named Shawn in the back of a truck and that fated bull will teach him spanish."

 

[Darkpen]

A very disturbing scene if you have even the slightest bit of knowledge about bullfighting. It will fly over most of the DS audience's head

:lol :lol

I know, but that just makes it so hilarious

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I never even wanted to learn spanish but I would like to get this game just because I feel it will be something you can tell your grandchildren you experienced this awesomeness

 

[thorns]

this game's story > every FF game's story

seriously they should make a rpg out of this.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

this game's story > every FF game's story

seriously they should make a rpg out of this.

Also a movie, book and TV series.

 

[Pachael]

This is why throwaway language games are made - so that the writers can write any old heck and nobody'd notice.

 

[Vaandaviii]

"It seems like gina really taught you well!! Good job!! But a new adventure awaits in the back of this truck"

I NEARLY DIED WITH THIS ONE. IM SO PERVERTED... :lol :lol :lol :lol

Besides I don't know what kind of spanish can teach you someone that puts "La Zorra" (The bitch) into the game :lol

 

[AlucarD.eq]

WTF?

:lol This game its so wrong in so many ways lol...

 

[Roi]

What?!?

 

[TekunoRobby]

as a Spanish from Andalusia (Southern Spain) I was going to post something about the differences between Spanish, Hispanic and Castilian but I forgot to feed the bull at the back of my truck, be right back.

¡¡¡ ya voy torito guapo, juntos derrotaremos al maligno !!!

:lol

Cool to see another Spaniard on the board. My family line is from Madrid.

 

[Jasoco]

Why is he learning Spanish when all the Mexicans he knows all seem to speak English. Including the bull?

 

[Holy Order Sol]

What?!?

THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE

 

[shuri]

i'm seriously buying a copy of this.

 

[Hootie]

This game is Dabloons.

Hootie is an icon stealer

??? I just found mine on Court-Records.net awhile ago when they did that Hotel Dusk spoof.

 

[RSP]

What?!?

If the truck starts rockin' don't you come knockin'

 

[Hootie]

"He's the only person around here that can afford a limo"

Just noticed that potshot towards the mexicans in Scene 3. :lol

 

[Nolan.]

I thought this was a joke... though I have this huge urge to get it when it comes out.

 

[Ten-Song]

I look at this topic, and the only thing I can think of for some reason is:

"A mexican kid has stolen your DS! Are you a bad enough dude to learn Spanish!?"

 

[warthog]

I suddenly have an urge to learn Spanish.

 

[joetachi]

this game's story > every FF game's story

seriously they should make a rpg out of this.

Madre 3 spanish version.

 

[lastendconductor]

The town is called "LA ZORRA"?? :lol :lol :lol oh my god.

Spoiler

it means THE BITCH

:lol

 

[Nolan.]

The town is called "LA ZORRA"?? :lol :lol :lol oh my god.

Spoiler

it means THE BITCH

:lol

I thought it was just where zorro's wife lived.

 

[Neomoto]

Holy shit, that was amazing! :lol Especially scene 1 en 2.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

do want

 

[akachan ningen]

I think it's working. A lot of gaffers will inadvertently learn spanish thanks to this game.

 

[Ramenman]

God I can't believe that's an actual DS retail game.

"It seems like gina really taught you well!! Good job!! But a new adventure awaits in the back of this truck"

I NEARLY DIED WITH THIS ONE. IM SO PERVERTED... :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[RiskyChris]

WHAT THE FUCK

How pissed off were the devs when the suits came and told them their next assignment?

This is disobedience at its finest. Mmmm mmm.

WOW

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Edit: I'm buying this game. You hear this, it'll be rare as FUCK when it's pulled from the market. Hilarious cult rarity? Very yes.

 

[crowphoenix]

Oh lord, this game is so wrong. :lol We all need to buy it just to ensure that it's wrongness and racism is catalogued. :lol The third scene is really, really creepy too.

 

[-Naruto-]

Esto es Oro puro Señores... ORO PURO! :lol

 

[Crushed]

Okay, so now the magic Spanish-teaching bull tells you that he is about to get stabbed and decapitated in a bullfighting ring while trying to gore a man, and you get left in the ghost town of The Bitch, where you meet your drug-exporter uncle, who will protect you from attackers with jeep, because jeeps are cool.

 

[gofreak]

What?!?

Want a ride, boy?

 

[Odinson]

LMAO!!! I was looking at picking this game up but wanted to wait for my Spanish coach. I may just pick this up anyway for the story. :lol "This looks like your grandfathers truck, quick get in the back!":lol

 

[TekunoRobby]

The town is called "LA ZORRA"?? :lol :lol :lol oh my god.

Spoiler

it means THE BITCH

:lol

:lol

In what country?

 

[yeoz]

:lol

In what country?

Probably has different meanings in different places.

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorra
Zorra es el femenino de un animal, véase zorro.
Es una palabra vulgar para referirse a una prostituta.
Es una palabra vulgar para referirse a la vagina, en Chile.

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discusión:Zorra
La palabra zorra tiene diversos significados:
Es un mamífero de la familia canidae más pequeño que el lobo, de pelaje de color pardo rojizo, hocico agudo, orejas empinadas, y cola peluda, recta y blanca en su punta. Es de costumbres crepusculares y nocturnas; abunda en los montes de España y ataca con gran astucia toda clase de animales, incluso en corrales. Su piel es muy estimada en peletería.
Al macho de esta especie se le llama también zorro.
Prostituta, ramera, mujer pública, mujer lasciva.
coloq. Persona astuta y solapada.
vulg. Vagina (Chile)
Carro bajo y fuerte empleado para transportar grandes pesos.
coloq. borrachera (efecto de emborracharse).
Ojeriza (Ecuador)
Remolque de carga con cuatro ruedas de goma o más (Uruguay)

 

[Saitou]

:lol

In what country?

Most of them.


I am Argentinian.

 

[maxmars]

Most of them.

Even in certain parts of Italy.

 

[egocrata]

Man, how long until it gets pulled out of the market? It is hilariously offensive. Like Borat on a kid´s game

 

[faberpach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOBpvrTGho

scene 3. :lol

OMG!

it just gets better and better...

 

[lastendconductor]

:lol

In what country?

Spain

 

[Guts Of Thor]

I wanna bang Gina Vasquez.

 

[Iam Canadian]

Man, how long until it gets pulled out of the market? It is hilariously offensive. Like Borat on a kid´s game

It's so subtly offensive, though. It'll all fly over kids' heads. It's just when a parent plays it that people are going to notice. So it'll stay on shelves for a while before anything comes of it.

...I am so tempted to pick this up.

 

[Vaandaviii]

I think it's working. A lot of gaffers will inadvertently learn spanish thanks to this game.

Now neogaf knows how to say bitch, bull and pedophile in spanish. I wish it wouldn't have worked :lol

 

[NekoFever]

OMG :lol

I love it in the second video how the scene basically goes:

"Hello, Mr. Bull. It seems like you belong to my grandfather"
"Hello Shawn."
"Holy shit! You can talk?"

:lol

 

[Iam Canadian]

I can't wait for the epic final showdown with the Mexican kid.

 

[Saitou]

I can't believe I'm suggesting this, but somone should send this game to Foxnews.


The lulz will blot out the sun.

 

[Eric P]

That reminds me so much of an intro to some obscure late 80's/early 90's adventure game.

reminds me of willy beamish

 

[StranGER]

oh damn, and all the "other" things she will teach you.

that's awesome!