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[ultim8p00]

I already knew my face was carved by Adonis himself, but it's nice to get positive reinforcement.

 

[Foxix Von]

mah god.

Did your mother look like this?

Because you were clearly exposed to gallons of testosterone in the womb.

Maybe I'm just too masculine. Also where did you find that picture of mom? That's some amazing detective work :O

 

[Trent Strong]

We need some pics in here. I can't picture a centimeter.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

*looks at hand*
*looks in mirror*

 

[Kurtofan]

*looks at hand*
*looks in mirror*

It's alright, it's alright, welcome to the club.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

My day was shitty enough already. Fuck.

 

[Arcipello]

Holy shit,I am not beautiful at all.

yeah you aint getting girls unless you have a slightly longer finger... it has SOOOO many uses

 

[parrotbeak]

We need some pics in here. I can't picture a centimeter.

 

[Prez]

It seems that everyone's index finger is either smaller or the same size as their ring finger, but mine is slightly larger. Am I the only one?

 

[ArjanN]

Unlike your genitals, its out in the open. Im going to scoping out real men with this new information lol

He should just walk around with his fists clenched at all times. Can't see finger length AND looks more macho!

 

[Meus Renaissance]

 

[mj1108]

This is stupid....

Left hand, they're the same size.
Right hand, index finger is longer.

What is that supposed to make me?
(yes, I'm straight)

 

[Prez]

What is that supposed to make me?
(yes, I'm straight)

(My index finger is longer on both hands and I'm gay)

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I don't even need to look at my manly hands to acknowledge I'm a throbbing mass of testosterone and virility.

I typed this post with my erect phallus.

 

[Prez]

I don't even need to look at my manly hands to acknowledge I'm a throbbing mass of testosterone and virility.

I typed this post with my erect phallus.

Means you have small dick, otherwise you'd press several keys at the same time.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Means you have small dick, otherwise you'd press several keys at the same time.

Nope. I use a jumbo keyboard.

 

[JBuccCP]

My 2 digit is longer! I don't deserve a penis

 

[overcast]

My index finger is shorter in both hands. On my left hand just barely so, on my right hand it's a bigger difference.

 

[Arcipello]

hes not far off from being gay apparently.... live in hope guys

 

[Replicant]

So longer ring finger means I'm attractive, symmetrical and favored, but puts me at a higher risk of prostate cancer?

Sounds good to me.

I'm in the same position here. But i'm not sure if I should celebrate or become concerned.

 

[dude]

My fingers are the same and I'm bisexual.

Wait, that kinda makes sense.

My hands are beautiful
I should be a fucking hand model
*stares at hands*

I love my hands as well, only my right ring finger is fucked up because of years of painting, it has this weird permanent bump on it now. I think I hold my pen too tight.

 

[Uchip]

My hands are beautiful
I should be a fucking hand model
*stares at hands*

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

hes not far off from being gay apparently.... live in hope guys

No, they're clearly different sizes... at least a cm in difference. Hopes dashed!

 

[weekend_warrior]

Mines only about 7mm different. Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

 

[MYE]

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Winning.

 

[Replicant]

This is fun.

 

[LProtag]

My index finger is a good centimeter longer than my ring finger.

I'm straight and I wouldn't call myself ugly. I'm at least average.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

My index finger is a good centimeter longer than my ring finger.

I'm straight and I wouldn't call myself ugly. I'm at least average.

Thats what all ugly people say.

 

[KevinCow]

My ring finger is longer than my index finger but I'm still ugly.

 

[CrazyDude]

My ring finger is longer than my index finger but I'm still ugly.

Low self esteem.

 

[aktham]

And I'm handsome as hell if that matters

 

[grumble]

people might find this interesting:

http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readings/homofinger/homo_finger.html

Discusses 2d:4d ratio and sexual orientation. Also note the effect of having older brothers.

 

[Zoramon089]

Using the photoshop cm ruler, I've got a 2cm difference. My ring finger on both hands is much longer than my index finger. What do I win?



The light that burns twice as bright...

Ehh, you do realize that's nearly an INCH difference between the length of the 2 fingers...I think you might want to check your measurements...

 

[Ether_Snake]

6mm. What do I win? Beauty?

 

[Poyunch]

Just measured, it's a half inch difference. And I just learned my right index finger is longer than my left index finger. Damn it.

According to the pictures on the first page, only if you like penis.

:[

 

[BobDylan]

According to this I seem to be gay in one hand, but straight in the other.

one of those hands you use to jerk off with.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Good to know.

*Hitches pants up and spits*

 

[iirate]

Well, both of my index fingers are significantly longer than my ring fingers. I have 3 older brothers. I'm attracted to women. They may be spot on about the attractiveness though. Women want to be my friend; not many have shown interest in dating me.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

My index finger is about 1cm longer.

Does this mean I'm ugly, GAF?!

 

[Srsly]

Science?

 

[Foxix Von]

My index finger is about 1cm longer.

Does this mean I'm ugly, GAF?!

Of course not Cheezmo! It just reaffirms that you're a very beautiful lady. ;D

 

[SlipperySlope]

For me,
left hand - equal.
Right hand - Ring finger is longer.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Of course not Cheezmo! It just reaffirms that you're a very beautiful lady. ;D

Not as beautiful as your Pinkie avatar

Spoiler

ಠ_ಠ

 

[comedy bomb]

ahh jeez... : /

wtf it's like a combination of a dick, a baby and an uncooked chicken

 

[Foxix Von]

Not as beautiful as your Pinkie avatar

Spoiler

ಠ_ಠ

You know I could never REALLY be mean to you Cheezmo.

Spoiler

I need you too much, you're the only other person that's in the pro pinkie avatar camp

 

[siddx]

It's true, look how pretty I am!

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Interesting. My ring and index fingers are about the same length. I've always considered those with differences to be freaks of nature.

Same thing with those who have longer second toes than big toes. *shudder*

But anyway, I wouldn't want people to get caught up in these sorts of studies. Again, my ring and index fingers are the same length and I have a loving girlfriend who thinks I'm extremely attractive and perfectly "masculine enough" for her. There isn't some scientific map that predicts the attractiveness/attraction ratio. A lot of it is context and connection.

Funny, that's what she tells me too.

 

[Dali]

Ehh, you do realize that's nearly an INCH difference between the length of the 2 fingers...I think you might want to check your measurements...

Hey, your right. It's maybe around half an inch. The separation looks like vicioussquirrelkiller's. Maybe just a hair more... or maybe it just looks that way because I have no nails.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Hmm...good thing he was president or Monica wouldn't have given him the time of day.