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[MUnited83]

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Assdivision-Brazzers presents... Oversnatch

It already exists

 

[Night Hunter]

gaf, how much girth is required to be considered girthy?

Toilet paper roll, bro

Edit: that 'martial arts' gif is hilarious

 

[WaterAstro]

It already exists

holy shit!

 

[wildfire]

Should have cast Hitomi Tanaka ��

Would've got the anime proportions right. Sheesh.

I don't even want to think about the Individual Eleven arc.

I would be impressed if any pron movie makes a sly reference about STDs as a cautionary tale.

 

[El Topo]

Which episode of Iron Fist is that?

 

[wildfire]

Which episode of Iron Fist is that?

Iron Fist was never this charming.

 

[cebri.one]

 

[DrBo42]

Would have cast Lia Lor but she's probably retired. Closest match to ScarJo in the industry.

 

[Fat4all]

holy shit!

the bicycle helmet really ties the porn together

 

[sphagnum]

Outside of very specific circumstances, Japanese actresses don't do American porn. Marica Hase, IIRC, married a westerner, and that's why she's been shooting in America and Europe. She's basically said that the problem is that once your shoot for the West, you're basically dead to Japanese studios, so without being able to go back and forth you'd better have a great safety net in place or be absolutely sure you're going to be a star in Western Porn.

I'm surprised some of the ones that can speak English don't try their hand after they retire from JAV. Didn't Anri Okita retire recently? She'd do well here.

 

[Haloid1177]

This is still my favorite GIF ever.

 

[shingi70]

I used to look Nicole aniston due to how fucking beautiful she was. That said she's a pretty boring performer.


Brazzers as a company also sucks. They're really popular have the most generic stereotypically porn. They put some good content in their milf line here and there but something about them always feels off.

 

[BlueTsunami]

That lady kinda looks like Kylie Minogue

...ill be in my bunk

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Is this supposed to be John Wick?

Come on son. Pony tail, woman who presumably emerged from that giant cake, bad guy with a bandana, stupidly effortless take-down of the bad guys.

It's Under Siege.

 

[Stinkles]

That lady kinda looks like Kylie Minogue

...ill be in my bunk

Nazi!

 

[Kinyou]

I used to look Nicole aniston due to how fucking beautiful she was. That said she's a pretty boring performer.


Brazzers as a company also sucks. They're really popular have the most generic stereotypically porn. They put some good content in their milf line here and there but something about them always feels off.

Theyre pretty cheap all around. Digital playground puts a lot more effort into their parody stuff but noone seems to really notice.

 

[Diprosalic]

You could also put "video game piracy" and "porn piracy" on those and it would be the same.

 

[DeSo]

What is it with porn stars and fucking up their face? What is the audience. Are there dudes like, "she's hot but I'd be more in to it if she fucked her face up more and looked more plastic"

 

[shingi70]

What is it with porn stars and fucking up their face? What is the audience. Are there dudes like, "she's hot but I'd be more in to it if she fucked her face up more looked more plastic"

It's mostly the stars contracted to the Status Quo companies and older stars.

The industry is changing rapidly.

 

[True Savior]

What is it with porn stars and fucking up their face? What is the audience. Are there dudes like, "she's hot but I'd be more in to it if she fucked her face up more and looked more plastic"

It might also be related to their lifestyles.

 

[LiK]

At least cosplay Motoko. So lazy.

 

[Evilkazzzz]

She doesn't even have fairly short blue/purple hair.

Why even make a porn parody then?

 

[sora87]

Kianna Dior would've made a much better choice

 

[plainr_]

Should have been Morgan Lee.

 

[RedAssedApe]

these parody titles are funny. some other site did a (m)ass effect parody recently.

 

[shintoki]

Would have enjizzed Saya Song if she was selected.

 

[CadetMahoney]

You could also put "video game piracy" and "porn piracy" on those and it would be the same.

good_one.jpg

 

[The Hamburglar]

how come a lot of asian porn stars hold a load of cum in their hands, stare at it then play with it in their hands lol.

 

[Sou Da]

how come a lot of asian porn stars hold a load of cum in their hands, stare at it then play with it in their hands lol.

This post is so bizarre on it's own.

 

[bidguy]

It already exists

that looks cheap as fuck. why no bodypaint ?

 

[Not]

It already exists

I feel like that logo should be pixelated

EDIT: ehhh, if it was a dick I wouldn't flinch. Sorry. Stupid repressed puritan values kicking in

 

[Fat4all]

how come a lot of asian porn stars hold a load of cum in their hands, stare at it then play with it in their hands lol.

Spoiler

 

[chrisPjelly]

Spoiler

I still baffled they managed to hire actors for this

 

[Fat4all]

I still baffled they managed to hire actors for this

It must of been a fun filming day.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

I don't even want to think about the Individual Eleven arc.

It's a gangbang right?

 

[Buddha Beam]

She's not Asian? That's soooo raci--

*notices the extraordinarily large bulge form in pants*

--oh yeah, this is fine. I like this. I like this.

 

[caliph95]

Seems like it's the internet in general

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

Were they even trying? This is trash.

 

[ghostjoke]

It's a gangbang right?

I'm thinking about how they would reenact the rooftop scene (if porn parodies had any aspirations to authenticity).

 

[The Lone Courier]

White washing even in porno flicks.

 

[cashman]

I used to look Nicole aniston due to how fucking beautiful she was. That said she's a pretty boring performer.


Brazzers as a company also sucks. They're really popular have the most generic stereotypically porn. They put some good content in their milf line here and there but something about them always feels off.

I hate this fucking 12 year old boy they have starring in all of the milf movies now

 

[Bob Coffee]

they should have pulled anri okita out of retirement, and have her cut her hair short for this smh.

 

[DJMicLuv]

She's not Asian? That's soooo raci--

*notices the extraordinarily large bulge form in pants*

--oh yeah, this is fine. I like this. I like this.

Is anyone's cock racist or does it bypass that part of the brain?

 

[jack_package_200]

I hate this fucking 12 year old boy they have starring in all of the milf movies now

The one who never shuts up and makes terrible faces?

 

[wenis]

I hate this fucking 12 year old boy they have starring in all of the milf movies now

He is legit the worst. At least Danny D looks like he can rent a car. What's his name barely looks like he would be allowed to go to senior prom.

 

[Akainu]

Are we doing titles? I've got one. Man Meat in her Face. Huh? Huh?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

how come a lot of asian porn stars hold a load of cum in their hands, stare at it then play with it in their hands lol.

Welp..my own fault for coming in here..

 

[hodayathink]

He is legit the worst. At least Danny D looks like he can rent a car. What's his name barely looks like he would be allowed to go to senior prom.

Jordi.

And when you create a whole network basically centered around the idea that "bigger is better", someone as big as him is basically going to get all his negative qualities overlooked. And that's ignoring the fact that there's a decent amount of people that like how young he looks, especially when paired with older women.

 

[Strangelove77]

What a time to be alive.

 

[IrishNinja]

why not nicole easton though