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[Norwegian_Imposter]

Ohohoh let me tell you, Prime Minister. The world's view on the UK has somewhat changed since the referendum.

Our economy will always be strong HAHAHAHA

 

[Muffin1611]

"If the negotiations fail we are all losers! Don't you forget that, EU!!"

 

[theaface]

Appalling content delivered in surprisingly decent fashion for May. But yeah, the content.

 

[Frankfurter]

People are clapping... what?

 

[Muffin1611]

Creativity, there it is again

 

[Scousefury]

This is like leaving your wife and kids for 18 year old but still expecting the wife to cook you sunday dinner and dish out blowjobs.

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[Norwegian_Imposter]

My employment rights in the EU will be ok because we have fucking spirit! Jesus wept

 

[Huw_Dawson]

How's she expecting this to get through the Commons? Lock Rees-Mogg, Redwood and the rest in the bathroom during the votes?

 

[Zaph]

My tone is please be nice to us so history will remember your vision

fuck?

 

[jufonuk]

phwaord cleavage etc.. oh it's just her shadow.

I like italians how can I be racist I know italians.

 

[8bit]

People are clapping... what?

It's over, hooray!

 

[oti]

NO YOU DIDN'T SET OUT ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT

 

[Humidex]

Strong and stable waffle, yum!

 

[jufonuk]

shit people tell me I talk a lot of shit and nonsense all the time I want to run the uk ...

I can be positive and happy and talk waffle. where do I sign up?

 

[SuperEpicMan]

Strong and Stable Ambition and Creativity

 

[Zaph]

But I have Italian friends!

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[Starwolf_UK]

"We continue to believe that no deal is better than a bad deal"

Beliefs always were irrational

 

[GrizzleBoy]

This is like leaving your wife and kids for 18 year old but still expecting the wife to cook you sunday dinner and dish out blowjobs.

You left out the part where the 18 year old is actually a nun, can’t cook and doesn’t want any kind of sexual relationship, but anyone who told you that before you tried to leave your family for her was blasted as a promoter of project fear.

 

[jufonuk]

registration???

hmm nah i'm getting some historical flashbacks... i am not sure what to??

 

[Zaph]

Ambition and Creativity....

Sounds good. It's very strong. Very stable.

 

[oti]

In German, we call this Extrawurst.
May wants an Extrawurst.

 

[jufonuk]

You left out the part where the 18 year old is actually a nun, can't cook and doesn't want any kind of sexual relationship, but anyone who told you that before you tried to leave your family for her was blasted as a promoter of project fear.

no no no the 18 year old while looking fit etc is actually inexperienced sexually and has no connection in anyway emotionally or mentally and you are just trying to make it work.

plus you abandoned your wife and kids for a few months while you chase this new person then suddenly you are trying to make out you are an involved parent so you know let your kids stay over with this new lady.

 

[Xando]

Do they only have that one european journalist and just flew british journalists to florence for vacation?

 

[WhateverItTakes]

"Have the EU made any concessions?"

"So many, so so many concessions that I won't go into any sort of detail about but they're totes real"

 

[Huw_Dawson]

Out of interest other than the exact transition period she has announced here, what is the actual difference between this speech's policy and Labour's?

 

[CTLance]

So, that happened. Hrm.

You left out the part where the 18 year old is actually a nun, can’t cook and doesn’t want any kind of sexual relationship, but anyone who told you that before you tried to leave your family for her was blasted as a promoter of project fear.

I think we're firmly in "disguised underage choir boy" territory by now.

 

[Zaph]

Oh that question was brutal

 

[EmiPrime]

Who asked that last question?

 

[Xando]

Who asked that last question?

Daily Mail of course

 

[oti]

Garbage Sun trying to start a fight.

 

[EmiPrime]

Daily Mail of course

I should have known.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

What was the question? Can't watch the stream so I'm relying on you GAF.

 

[EmiPrime]

What was the question? Can't watch the stream so I'm relying on you GAF.

A load of why haven't we left yet, pay them nothing, you're betraying leave voters shite.

 

[CTLance]

What was the question? Can't watch the stream so I'm relying on you GAF.

Seconded, please let me cringe along with you guys, sitting in bumfuck nowhere on a broken 3G connection during this hilarious, I mean, historical speech and press conference is driving me mad.

 

[theaface]

So, serious question:

Who would be pleased by the content of this speech?

Seems to be a roundabout way in ensuring that nobody (including the Brexiteer fanatics, the chancellor and the EU27) is happy.

 

[GrizzleBoy]

no no no the 18 year old while looking fit etc is actually inexperienced sexually and has no connection in anyway emotionally or mentally and you are just trying to make it work.

What are you talking about?

My mate said she's well up for it.

Just gave my wife back my ring and took out a new mortgage for my life with this new girl.

It'll be a amazing.

Don't know what she looks like though.

Or where she lives.

Not sure I actually have her number.

Infact, the girl I'm talking about might not actually exist.

But with my strong and stable.....errrr....imagination, I'm sure I'll get the girl. If I just feel a little more disdain for brown and polish people I'm sure I'll get the girl I want.

Or at least any girl.

Wait, did I just leave my wife for a fucking blind date?

Naaaah, that's just condescending. I knew exactly who I was getting into. Just don't know who, what, where, how or why. But other than that it's crystal fucking clear.

Why is the above so stupid, yet also real life?

 

[JonathanEx]

So, serious question:

Who would be pleased by the content of this speech?

Seems to be a roundabout way in ensuring that nobody (including the Brexiteer fanatics, the chancellor and the EU27) is happy.

Her, for thinking she's kicking the issue down the pan for two years rather than have to do anything

 

[EmiPrime]

I really don't see why senior cabinet ministers and a few dozen journos were flown out to Florence for this.

 

[ss1]

So that was a damp squib then after all...

 

[8bit]

I wonder if the EU were already briefed on this, which is why they were OK with talks ending recently?

All eyes on them now for their response.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

I really don't see why senior cabinet ministers and a few dozen journos were flown out to Florence for this.

If she did it at home she risks having the UK public protest it, and she wouldn't have the guts to go to Brussels.

 

[oti]

Oh god Sky's going to talk with Farage about the speech...

 

[JonathanEx]

I really don't see why senior cabinet ministers and a few dozen journos were flown out to Florence for this.

It's quite funny, the audience was almost all the UK press. It's almost a good metaphor for how we'll be seen in the word alone.

 

[Psychotext]

Gotta feel for the next (Labour) government.

 

[Uzzy]

Six months into negotiations, one year left before they need to be settled in order to be implemented, and we're still asking for 'creative solutions'

What a mess.

 

[jufonuk]

What are you talking about?

My mate said she’s well up for it.

Just gave my wife back my ring and took out a new mortgage for my life with this new girl.

It’ll be a amazing.

Don’t know what she looks like though.

Or where she lives.

Not sure I actually have her number.

Infact, the girl I’m talking about might not actually exist.

But with my strong and stable.....errrr....imagination, I’m sure I’ll get the girl. If I just feel a little more disdain for brown and polish people I’m sure I’ll get the girl I want.

Or at least any girl.

Wait, did I just leave my wife for a fucking blind date?

Naaaah, that’s just condescending. I knew exactly who I was getting into. Just don’t know who, what, where, how or why. But other than that it’s crystal fucking clear.

Why is the above so stupid, yet also real life?

lol uk has had a midlife crisis and thought with it's dick instead of his brain.

 

[mehrmantrout]

Oh god Sky's going to talk with Farage about the speech...

This will be the litmus test, if he gives the thumbs down she's doomed

 

[EmiPrime]

Oh god Sky's going to talk with Farage about the speech...

I bet he will be really mad because she has definitively ruled out the Norway model as that's what he wanted for Britain before the referendum result.

Please stop laughing and/or crying.