So she needs an oil change. Ok.
This would never have happened if Mark Wahlberg was there.
This would never have happened if Mark Wahlberg was there.
Circus is a lot better than Bionic. One of them doesn't have baby noises side by side with being told to taste her woohoo (?) and rubbish electronic songs. Yuck.
Don't get me wrong, I love Britney, but Circus is definitely her most phoned-in album. 1 or 2 decent songs followed by sleep-inducing filler. At least Bionic has a few tracks that really showcase what makes her famous: her voice.
Nobody's comparing the two, ya weirdo. We're just laughing because she has period blood / anal juice dripping down her leg.
She's a year younger than Christina, but looks like her mother.
Good luck convincing the world about that, sis:And hell, it was definitely a better album than Britney's musical low-point:
She could be pissing bourbon
I banged a girl on her period once , i did it in the shower so we wouldn't make a mess. It was weird having period blood running down my testicles as I was ramming her but i made sure I had a condom on.
Yucky dude, what you just described is one of my nightmares; I'd be throwing up all over the place.I banged a girl on her period once , i did it in the shower so we wouldn't make a mess. It was weird having period blood running down my testicles as I was ramming her but i made sure I had a condom on.
This. And great username.I don't know if anything kills my boner faster than a woman perioding all over the place.
# of people who think Britney is currently more attractive: 6 840 506 999
# of people who think Christina is currently more attractive: 1
What the hell is going on in this thread?
Christina in her peak is way better looking than spears in hers, btw.
Christina in her peak is way better looking than spears in hers, btw.
Good luck convincing the world about that, sis:
Circus Metacritic score: 64
Bionic Metacritic score: 56
Circus LTD: 1.7+ million
Bionic LTD: 295k (not even certified Gold...)
# of radio hits in the Circus era: 1 and 2
# of radio hits in the Bionic era: -1
You Lost Me is the only passable song from that mess. Even if a person had a severe enough lapse in judgment to include more songs, Circus still has Womanizer, Circus, Shattered Glass, If U Seek Amy, Unusual You, Phonography, Quicksand, and Rock Me In.
BTW, I can't believe "Dirty" is already 10 years old.
That was her fucking prime.
Hermana por favor, even you know this is more suspect than Beyoncé giving birth.And Bionic would have sold much better if Xtina hadn't been pretty much forced to abandon the project .
CHEEZMO;34653776 said:The Dirrty video is hotter than some porn vids I've seen.
Wrong. Spears Joys of Pepsi Commercial. A billion penises stood at attention.
Have a whole cooked Freschetta pizza sitting in the fridge because of this thread.This thread