Trump: "I wanna talk to Flynn. Let him know how tremendous he is."
Counsel: "Mr. President, you can't do that."
Trump: "Why? Is he busy? Or can he not talk anymore? Did something happen to his tongue?"
Counsel: "Mr. President, we've been over this before. Talking to General Flynn could be considered tampering."
Trump: "Tampering? I thought I only had to worry about that with Tylenol. Ivanka has to open my bottles for me, but she always lets me break that little seal."
Counsel: "Sir, this sort of thing helped sink Nixon."
Trump: "Wait, what happened to Cynthia Nixon? I loved her on Sex and the City."
Counsel: "No sir, former President Nixon."
Trump: "Tremendous guy. Many people say he was one of the greatest presidents ever. He said many great things about me. I heard he was very impressed by my win."
Counsel: "... he died years ago, sir."