Darklor01
Might need to stop sniffing glue
I currently have two co-workers. All three of us have our personality flaws and issues. One of the two can be a fun person to work with, or a complete tool. He is not the focus of this story. The other preson, I nicknamed 1-Up. He is that person who constantly has a story about what they did in s situation better than someone else, among other ego-centric things. I never hang out with him outside of work, so it would be hard to call him out on all of what sound like B.S., but you get the point.
A) Uber Driver - He began driving for Uber about 3/4 a year ago. Off the bat, according to him, he was the highest earning and highest rated part-time Uber driver in the area. He jokes about the people he meets and places he drives to, and jokes about putting up a cam in his SUV to capture the fun. He hasn't to date, which means he likely won't either because he just hasn't or because the stories are made up. I do believe he earns some decent money at it though.
B) Brewmaster - He knows a lot about brewing beer. His friends have home-based brewing set ups in their basements. OK, maybe this is plausable.
C) Grill/Smoke master - He has an amazing grill and smoker. The stuff he smokes falls off the bone and would be award winning if he bothered to enter them in contests.
C) Home Repair guy - He just Googles things and can fix anything. Plumbing, heating, A/C, a roof, his garage, repaving a driveway, for his friends and neighbors.
D) Car repair guy - He can fix almost anything on a car.... or airplane since allegedly he worked at an airport and knew how to work with planes.
E) Can forge Armor - One day, after a particularly long set of stories in which he plowed his driveway better than his neighbors, fixed his roof with no prior experience, replaced some ceiling beams, repaired his furnace and a few other odd mentions I called him out. I said, you know, with all of these things you can do, I imaging you can forge Armor. With a straight face, he actually said he knows how to do that.
F) His Mortgage - He has the best mortgage options.
G) His town - He is "On the board" for his town, and often is the one who needs to provide the intelligent recommendation for any given situation where a resolution is required.
H) His house - It's just better. There are a lot of reasons, but it's just better.
I) His kids - Well, .. y'know.. c'mon. They are top athletes, go do decent (not top) schools, ...etc.
Does anyone else work with this kind of person? Just wondering. He's the first person I've worked with who is this bad. It's amazing. I wonder what it is like to live in his head.
A) Uber Driver - He began driving for Uber about 3/4 a year ago. Off the bat, according to him, he was the highest earning and highest rated part-time Uber driver in the area. He jokes about the people he meets and places he drives to, and jokes about putting up a cam in his SUV to capture the fun. He hasn't to date, which means he likely won't either because he just hasn't or because the stories are made up. I do believe he earns some decent money at it though.
B) Brewmaster - He knows a lot about brewing beer. His friends have home-based brewing set ups in their basements. OK, maybe this is plausable.
C) Grill/Smoke master - He has an amazing grill and smoker. The stuff he smokes falls off the bone and would be award winning if he bothered to enter them in contests.
C) Home Repair guy - He just Googles things and can fix anything. Plumbing, heating, A/C, a roof, his garage, repaving a driveway, for his friends and neighbors.
D) Car repair guy - He can fix almost anything on a car.... or airplane since allegedly he worked at an airport and knew how to work with planes.
E) Can forge Armor - One day, after a particularly long set of stories in which he plowed his driveway better than his neighbors, fixed his roof with no prior experience, replaced some ceiling beams, repaired his furnace and a few other odd mentions I called him out. I said, you know, with all of these things you can do, I imaging you can forge Armor. With a straight face, he actually said he knows how to do that.
F) His Mortgage - He has the best mortgage options.
G) His town - He is "On the board" for his town, and often is the one who needs to provide the intelligent recommendation for any given situation where a resolution is required.
H) His house - It's just better. There are a lot of reasons, but it's just better.
I) His kids - Well, .. y'know.. c'mon. They are top athletes, go do decent (not top) schools, ...etc.
Does anyone else work with this kind of person? Just wondering. He's the first person I've worked with who is this bad. It's amazing. I wonder what it is like to live in his head.
