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[BuddyC]

BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050325/ap_on_fe_st/easter_bunny_attacked

 

[explodet]

FLY, FATASS! FLY!!

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Hi, I'm Bryan Johnson I'm 18 years old and I was beat up by a 12 year old.

 

[WedgeX]

Since when do people sit on the Easter Bunny's lap?

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Since when do people sit on the Easter Bunny's lap?

Hahaha, the guy's a pedophile! :lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

This story would've been a million times better if the Easter Bunny had responded to the kid's attack by power-slamming him through a cardboard egg display.

 

[teiresias]

Since when do people sit on the Easter Bunny's lap?

The local malls in my area always do these huge displays and have an easter bunny there the kids take pictures with by sitting in their lap.

 

[carboNOTHING]

"This is for Brody!"

 

[yoshifumi]

i'm glad there's already been 3 mallrats related posts in this thread

 

[Powdered Toastman]

It has begun!