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Eurovision GAF
- Thread starter FatallyYours
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Wildebeest
Member
I hope nobody bet on Norway.
Portugeezer
Member
They're botching the ending
Portugeezer
Member
The jurors won.
Low-key I wanted the Irish devil woman to win.
Low-key I wanted the Irish devil woman to win.
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FatallyYours
Gold Member
UK zero points lol
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Absolute travesty. The best actual song finished dead last, and the difference in votes for Israel between the juries and the public was quite something.
Let's do it again next year!
Let's do it again next year!
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SirKicksalot
Member
The Green Goblin was better than anything this year.
FatallyYours
Gold Member
The jurors gave it to Switzerland, but it was an OK song. Public showed up for Israel!
Croatia should have won it though
Croatia should have won it though
P:axMagellanic
Member
Fuck all off Ukraine? Cunts lol.UK zero points lol
Portugeezer
Member
Listening to his victory singing, yeah I don't get it.
FatallyYours
Gold Member
Russia probably knocked the phone lines down for Ukraine for the public voting
But, goes to show we do not have any friends in Europe
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SirKicksalot
Member
He broke the trophy lol
Goalus
Member
*they/them
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FatallyYours
Gold Member
Well, to celebrate, I'm gonna go shoot Hitler in the nuts on Sniper Elite 5 I think! Something I think everyone can enjoy without any controversy
First off, who doesn't sing in english in a show like this, can fuck off imo. Especially if you sing in some fucking bulgarian, romanian (my native) or nordic or some other piece of shit language.
2nd, this kid from Swiss has a very good voice and sang the song exceptionally. The song is shit though. I gues that skirt sealed the deal or something.
Latvia had the best song in the contest, easily. And Hitman sang it flawlessly too, and without some fucking explosions in the background.
But the peasants want a sex show and kitsch, not music, so there you go.
2nd, this kid from Swiss has a very good voice and sang the song exceptionally. The song is shit though. I gues that skirt sealed the deal or something.
Latvia had the best song in the contest, easily. And Hitman sang it flawlessly too, and without some fucking explosions in the background.
But the peasants want a sex show and kitsch, not music, so there you go.
tommib
Member
Peggies
Gold Member
Who is we?Russia probably knocked the phone lines down for Ukraine for the public voting
But, goes to show we do not have any friends in Europe
Liljagare
Member
Non-binary.
As much as I hate this vote, lets not this be a issue. The person can sing.
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SirKicksalot
Member
I want more power tools on stage
Latvian Marcel Pavel is technically gifted but it's not 1973 anymore
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
They reformatted the scoring to avoid the dreaded null point. UK found a way though.UK zero points lol
It's a song contest, not a pyrotechnics one.
Wasn't a fan of Croatia, felt very crowd pleaser anthem in a stadium.
I thought France was good, but overall very mid show.
RoadHazard
Gold Member
It's not actually a song contest. They should rename it the Eurovision Performance Contest.
FatallyYours
Gold Member
I fully admit I'm a rocker, so anything even with a hint of rock in it I'm biased towards, hence me liking half of Irelands song and Norway too
But, should be proud that Isreal makes some decent songs, and they produce some top notch sexy humans. Last few shows you've sent out some top quality ladies and gents, and the *decent minded* population of Europe likes you
Where as the UK....
FatallyYours
Gold Member
We is the UK, but looking at it, the sentance could be most of Europe these days, half of us are being dick heads to each other
We need a proper big fight again to get us all together. Preferably not in France this time. I hear Ukraines lovely this time of year
FatallyYours
Gold Member
If we can't beat them leave the EU and threaten to start your own Eurovision. With blackjack and hookers!
I fully admit I'm a rocker, so anything even with a hint of rock in it I'm biased towards, hence me liking half of Irelands song and Norway too
But, should be proud that Isreal makes some decent songs, and they produce some top notch sexy humans. Last few shows you've sent out some top quality ladies and gents, and the *decent minded* population of Europe likes you
Where as the UK....
Tams
Member
UK zero points lol
We're just going to get the usual sob story in the British media about it, with people telling him it's okay and how great he tried.
I fancy calling up and just telling him he's shit and can't sing.
Dick Jones
Gold Member
I was surprised he didn't learn from the difficulties that surfaced in the semi-final free shot. The choreography was fine but the sound was well off. The nul points was for being off musically, the other artists might have had shit songs but they mainly sounded better.
The question is how will Britain take it. They thought the 2003 nul point was for the Iraq war but it was for Jemini being vocally challenged.
FatallyYours
Gold Member
Like a child who brings a picture home from school, and the cat is the size of the house , it's fucking shit mate, its going in the bin and youre never allowed to draw (or sing) again
I think he was concentrating on trying to hit his marks with the routine, and forgot to sing well? Had a really weak voice. We got pity votes from the judges, the public showed us what they thought. A big pile of UK shit. Again
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Eurojank GAF.
cormack12
Gold Member
Strong statement. Hopefully it sends out a message that these radical fucks do not have popular support at all.
Peggies
Gold Member
Haha true! Everyone hates everyone here at the moment. Nothing a good old war can't fix.We is the UK, but looking at it, the sentance could be most of Europe these days, half of us are being dick heads to each other
We need a proper big fight again to get us all together. Preferably not in France this time. I hear Ukraines lovely this time of year
I thought you might bei Austrian too. We have no friends either
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cormack12
Gold Member
Very little on Google either as I was trying to catch up after going bed. Just trying to bury the outpouring of support.
Artoris
Gold Member
No this one was rigged like no other we are in very uncertain times now.
or is this the last cusp of woke
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Tams
Member
Like a child who brings a picture home from school, and the cat is the size of the house , it's fucking shit mate, its going in the bin and youre never allowed to draw (or sing) again
I think he was concentrating on trying to hit his marks with the routine, and forgot to sing well? Had a really weak voice. We got pity votes from the judges, the public showed us what they thought. A big pile of UK shit. Again
It's the endless drivel of 'Why didn't the UK do well?', 'What can the UK do to win?', 'Where did it go wrong for the UK?', etc.
And in not a single one of them, year after year (apart from when we do well - like Sam Ryder), thry are either too scared or too stupid to say it's because our entry was just plain shit, with poor musical skills and drama no one wants.
Artoris
Gold Member
if it makes you happy: it was all shit
Venuspower
Member
Like the last few years, it was the usual shitshow. But oh well. Nothing comes close to Germany ‘98 any time soon.
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Redneckerz
Those long posts don't cover that red neck boy
They will appear as floating heads occassionally.Holland banned from the final.
Joost Klein: Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision Song Contest
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden.www.bbc.com
Fuck the dutch
Once i invited a dutch guy at a party.
He took a shit in my kitchen sink while eating a stroopwaffle.
He planted tulips in my toilet.
Made cheese out of my dog.
And tried to smoke weed using my curtains as a wrapping paper.
Do not trust the dutch
Too bad you called out the wrong one, deviant. You WILL like a non-binary act. YOU WILL.
What i never find not entertaining is how the UK year in year out pays top Euro to be in the final, only to strand with so very little points.
The UK has sent Engelbert Fookin Humperdinck. You can't go wrong after Engelbert Fookin Humperdinck.