Like every year, 2011 was a great one for music. With FADERs sixth annual Listmania, we look back at some of our favorite, strange and funny moments. Most of them have to do with Drake. See you next year!
Top 24 Sleaziest Weeknd Lyrics, Ranked in Order of Sleaziness
24. Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
23. I know your thoughts, oh you bout it bout it
22. I cant feel a damn thing, but Imma touch you right
21. Bring your body baby, I could bring you fame
20. I wanna fuck you, I wanna fuck you, I wanna fuck you
19. You gotta taste it, feel it, rub it on me baby
18. Fuck me while Im faded/ Feel that through my denims
17. Baby, I could be your best friend
16. Baby, you dont need your best friend/ Cause I got everything you want
15. But youre turning 23, so Ill fuck you if you need
14. The more of you the merrier
13. Girl, bring your friends, if you want, we can share
12. Got a girl who likes girls, so wont you play?/ She gon make you like girls
11. We can make a movie, we can rate it R/ I can bring the camera, baby you can be the star
10. I got two little ladies, I got one little room
9. Girlfriend screaming that Im creeping out/ If theyre not down, better keep em out/ Ex-man hollering, keep him out
8. Rehearse lines to them and then we fuck faces
7. Dont make me make you fall in love
6. Kryptonite in my pants, go ahead go super
5. Baby, youre my Dairy Queen/ Watch you make my baby cream
4. Come to my appointment
3. You are my favorite one night stand
2. Can we take this to your spot? Im on eviction number two
1. I aint lied to nobody but me, and you, and me, but you especially
Artists We Hope to Hear More From in 2012
Earl Sweatshirt
Ladyhawk
Jhene Aiko
Erika Spring
Grizzly Bear
Purity Ring
Jai Paul
jj
DAngelo
Yung LA
Four Names That Beyonce and Jay-Z Should Choose for Their Forthcoming Child
4. Sasha Carter-Knowles
3. Brooklyn Carter-Knowles
2. Statue Carter-Knowles
1. President Carter-Knowles
Top Seven Marvins Room Remixes
7. Chris Brown, Marvins Room Remix
6. Teyana Taylor, Her Room (Marvins Room Remix)
5. Sammie, Marvins Room Remix
4. Lil Wayne Marvins Room
3. Drake, Marvins Room (Chopped and Screwed by OG Ron C)
2. Jhene Aiko, Do Better Blues Part 2 (Marvins Room Remix)
1. Jojo, Marvins Room (Cant Do Better)
Top 25 (Out of 164) People on Drakes Take Care Thank You List, Ranked in Order of Who We Would Like to Party With Most
25. David the Jeweler
24. Gizzle
23. Chubbs
22. The Whole XO Gang
21. The guy across the parking lot that makes the steak sandwiches
20. Andre 3000
19. Stunna
18. The battle rappers at KOTD and URL
17. Erykah Badu
16. Jug
15. Sarah Cunningham
14. Flocka
13. Jamie XX
12. Lenny Kravitz
11. 8Ball
10. Soulja Boy
9. The entire Dorrington Family
8. Mom
7. Lebron James
6. Kevin Durant
5. Mavado
4. Jamie Foxx
3. 40
2. Serena Williams
1. Nicki Minaj
Top Three Things Our Moms Said About Adele
3. Who is this Adele person I keep hearing about?
2. I really love Adele.
1. Is this Adele song popular?
Danny Browns Top Seven XXX Insults
7. Do the pretty girl rock even though you ugly
6. What you write is all vagina/ What I write is Wall of China
5. Ready to hit studio and shit on yo mixtape/ Nah, literally, shit on your mixtape/ Wipe with the credits, leave stains on the jewel case
4. Guess whos the little bitch? Thats you
3. You fell off like Tom Selleck in a Celica
2. I know you think you know everything, but you dont
1. You need a stylist/ Also need a tutor
Danny Browns Top Eight XXX Boasts
8. The Shakespeare of sixteens, dipping my ink pen/ They made a sculpture of me but my dick was too thin
7. Risks I take, youll swear I had balls the size of beanbags
6. My baby mama a hood rat, but now I gots me a model
5. Sent ya bitch a dick pic and now she need glasses
4. Laughing at you peasants cause my penmanship is excellent
3. Never learned to rap, always knew how
2. The flow can make Gandhi grab the burner and shoot shit/ Rhymes thatll make the pope wanna get his dick sucked/ Have the Virgin Mary doing lines in the pickup/ Make Sarah Palin deep throat til she hiccup
1. The way the way these bitches on my cock/ Youd swear it was 1985 and Teen Wolf just dropped/ And my name was Michael J. Fox/ But my name is Danny Brown/ I got some weed in my sock
Top Five Unpublished Gil Scott-Heron Pieces of Wisdom From Our 2010 Interview (RIP)
5. Youre in charge. Why let life control you? Youre living your life. Thats what everyone claims theyre doing, Im being myself. Well, be your fucking self. Sit down and see how youre doing.
4. You tell people jokes and youre laughing so hard that you cant get to the punch line. It whacks out the joke. I tell you like it wasnt necessarily a jokes. Some people are sitting there waiting for jokes and thats how you collapse a souffle. It was supposed to rise.
3. In a one-man race, you always know youre gonna win.
2. Sometimes you see a car wreck and you want to write a song about car wrecks. The spirits put you there so you could see that. You are not as much of your own person as you would like to claim. You are independently free to act or not act, but youre not independently free to get ideas and be inspired those come from somewhere else and youre pleased with them because you want to feel that kind of energy that you have when you get a good idea, but youre not sitting around waiting for it, youre working on the other ones you fucked up.
1. Im gonna stop joking with you, man. Ill say something serious.
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