BronsonLee
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What?! NOOOOOO! GET IT OUTTA ME
GET IT OUTTA ME NOW wait if I do that then everyone else is drinking Hitler Pee! AUUUUUUUUUUUGH
...Also this story is dumb
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From McDonald's To Organic Valley, You're Probably Eating Wood Pulp
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What?! NOOOOOO! GET IT OUTTA ME
GET IT OUTTA ME NOW wait if I do that then everyone else is drinking Hitler Pee! AUUUUUUUUUUUGH
...Also this story is dumb
That ice cream looks delicious! hurr hurr hurr
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Sorry for the personal attack.
Tarkus
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Do you not think this a useless article with a title to shock you into reading? Then they also have to mention GMOs in reference to corn-derived cellulose. What other information in this article is beneficial?
Aquamarine
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Scientists hate them!
AHA-Lambda
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No, say it ain't so! Those monsters!! D:
A Fish Aficionado
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Carbs.
People used actual wood pulp / dust as filler for bread making and coffee ground substitute during food shortages in WW2.
And this is just cellulose which we just can't really absorb.
CornBurrito
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Homeopathy am cry.
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Deleted member 17706
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Just because the original product has been deemed safe does not mean the heavily processed product made from it is. Just because fermented soybeans are typically viewed as OK doesn't mean that hydrogenated soybean oil is safe, for example.
I heard that's the leading cause of drowning, and what they use to cool down nuclear waste.
Yikes :|
Tarkus
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If you have no background knowledge in chemistry or biology, then don't talk about it. The whole processed foods controversy of such things is mostly from people who are not qualified to talk about it. Please...the whole anti-GMO movement has destroyed food supplies that would have fed so many starving across the world. Do not talk about GMOs or processed foods unless you really know what you're talking about.
A Fish Aficionado
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You mean partially hydrogenated. Fully hydrogenated is innocuous.
Opinionatedfish
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Sort of related but not really.
Oh Holy Crap that is awful. It probably should have been considered child abuse to watch that with your kids back in the 1980's.
Also, I don't care about wood pulp being in my food. Wood splinters? YES. Wood pulp? Nah.
Oh Holy Crap that is awful. It probably should have been considered child abuse to watch that with your kids back in the 1980's.
Also, I don't care about wood pulp being in my food. Wood splinters? YES. Wood pulp? Nah.
I don't know much about processed foods. But I can tell you, that I had a processed meat hamburger once, it was exceedingly disgusting. And it was supposedly from a regular reputable restaurant. I told my coworker who ordered the food he was never allowed to pick where we ate from again.
Tarkus
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I'm talking mostly about the health effects. Taste is an entirely different thing.
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Deleted member 17706
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I wouldn't use the word innocuous to describe any type of 'vegetable' or seed oil, but yes, I was talking about partially hydrogenated oils when it comes to the topic of trans fats.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Joke post?
There is poly/un/trans and saturated fat. The source doesn't matter when it comes to types of fat.
DoktorEvil
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@_@
Tarkus
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Apparently Cosmo Clock 21's because he/she thinks it's ok for publishers to put this type of shit out. If you ever wonder about the chemical makeup or digestion products of a food, then contact ScienceGAF. Don't assume things...go here for your questions of this nature.
bodyboarder
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Exactly.
Absolutely ridiculous. How could Obama allow this?
This is a believable buzzfeed article.
Mr.Monitor
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As a certified HEALTH EXPERT (I eat salads) all of you are wrong and wood is dangerous!! I am switching to a liquid diet because the government can't put wood in liquid!
Santerestil
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It's not ice cream --- it's chicken cream...
They can make nano cellulose these days you know. They had a presentation at my school when we had people from every industry that the school has connections to.
You could be drinking nano cellulose... and you wouldn't even know it
no health risks have been observed with nano cellulose, but please, don't drink it
This is the most interesting thing I've read in this thread.
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Deleted member 17706
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Disagree. Not even sure why you are interested in simplifying things so if you're already bothering to categorize different types of fat.
Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed he seems to post in EVERY THREAD. He reminds of Good Job Bob when he used to post everywhere at once.
He's raised it to 52.21 since you posted that.
FloatingDivider
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You are eating wood! You are eating the same "cellulose" substance they use to make paper! What the hell is a cellulose anyway? Have you ever seen what happens to someone that eats paper? I have, it's no laughing matter, the results are almost always universally terrifying. You see cellulose causes the bowel wall to become overactive, which means that the digestive process could lapse into a runaway nuclear meltdown. The gasses that would escape from such an event would most assuredly be toxic. The only course of action we can take in the face of such knowledge is to launch a pre-emptive strike on the distributors of this cellulose material. As such I propose a vote, all in favour of attacking these fiends with the crudest of our weapons(mostly poop on stick and rotten eggs) say aye.
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