yaffi
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forgettable MIDI tracks
No. You are wrong.
forgettable MIDI tracks
You probably haven't heard of HyperDimension Neptunia (vanilla). Nothing can be worst than that. The only good thing out of that game is the somewhat amusing, satire-filled dialogue.Unless you're suicidal I can't recommend that anyone do that to him or herself. Ever. Under any circumstances. That's beyond hate-playing.
It's a shame you've had a falling out with the Atelier games because they've actually turned into decent "game" games; as in high enough production values for any normal title and not just JRPG levels of expectations. Every game that's not Atelier or Disgaea is essentially the exact same game using 90% the same assets with the same battle systems only tweaked slightly. For now.
You probably haven't heard of HyperDimension Neptunia (vanilla). Nothing can be worst than that. The only good thing out of that game is the amusing, satire-filled dialogue.
Well, there's Time & Eternity.
I've put in a couple of hours into that game, so I don't really have a solid criticism yet. But, I think the gameplay is definitely better than HDNep. HDNep had repetitive and highly boring dungeon crawling, slow battle animations (thank goodness you can skip it but still slow), and hypnotic soundtracks that'll put you to sleep. Time & Eternity has at least a charm. But again, I haven't played enough of it to make a statement :\
OP, add these to your hate-play list.
They could have gone cheaper than Yuzo Koshiro for sure.I finished the game. It's not that the gameplay per se is bad; it's just awfully repetitive and everything else screams low budget. The plot is a mess, so are the characters. It's ugly and runs really bad.
They probably blew all the money on the japanese voice actors and maybe the soundtrack.
Disgaea 2 is the worst Disgaea. Worst story, worst characters, worst gameplay mechanics.
Give Disgaea 4 or Disgaea D2 a shot.
Disgaea 2 is the worst Disgaea. Worst story, worst characters, worst gameplay mechanics.
Give Disgaea 4 or Disgaea D2 a shot.
Time & Eternity
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
Thanks to GameStop's current B2G1 sale I've grabbed a bunch more of these:
Disgaea 3
Disgaea 4
Disgaea D2
Hyperdimension Neptunia
Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2
Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory
The Guided Fate Paradox
Time & Eternity
I've only had a chance to play The Guided Fate Paradox so far...and I'm kind of liking it! The opening song is all kinds of delicious ridiculousness, and the setup/dialogue seems to be decent. Haven't had any gameplay yet though.
Hyperdimension Neptunia makes me feel like a pedo, and I was super embarrassed buying them. I might not be able to sit through those.
If GS is open today I might try to grab a few more and spend the next couple of days playing the intros.
If GS is open today I might try to grab a few more and spend the next couple of days playing the intros.
So, NIS America.
Ever since my wife started playing Disgaea ten years ago their games have just done nothing for me. There was a Makai Kingdom trailer that interested me enough to preorder the game, but I never played it before gifting it away. My wife fell off after being disappointed with Disgaea 2, and we haven't had any major contact with their games since outside of laughing about how many ridiculously titled Atelier games get released. I'd occasionally read up on a new game, decide that the gameplay looked stale and janky and the dialogue was too juvenile/hamfisted, and skip it as usual.
A few days ago I realized something: maybe that's the entire point.
Growing up, JRPGs were the golden pinnacle of gaming for me. They usually had the best graphics, the grandest stories, the most beautiful soundtracks; if one made it over at all it was something to be celebrated and I loved it. Then NISA games came along and ran contrary to all of that. Games with samey gameplay, forgettable MIDI tracks and mediocre graphics pumped out as fast as they could be translated. They weren't grandiose or revolutionary; they just took SRPG framework, slapped some anime graphics on top and called it a day. It ran contrary to the pedestal that I had placed the entire genre on, and it burned me out on JRPGs in general.
But you know what, past me? That's bullshit. We have a weekly ritual of inviting my buddy over and watching so-bad-they're-good movies on Netflix. We are currently running through Ride to Hell for kicks, and I even bought the DLC. We love playing terrible jank in every form of entertainment we consume...why should JRPGs be any different? Why does every one have to be this life-changing experience that takes years to craft? I want some grindhouse JRPGs. I want something that purposely makes me cringe and doesn't try to be anything more than what it is. I need some jank in my life.
Grabbing The Witch and The Hundred Knight and Mugen Souls Z after work. let's do this
Because RPGs require a much much larger time investment, and are relatively low in direct interactivity. You won't see the graphics glitching out, or a physics error propel Laharl 7 miles away. You'll be playing for the cutscenes and the actual game mechanics. You're gonna get real bored if you don't like either.We love playing terrible jank in every form of entertainment we consume...why should JRPGs be any different?
I'm not afraid to admit the fact that I platinumed both Tokitowa and Witch and the Hundred Knight.
I wanted Witch and the Hundred Knight before it came out. Is that game considered bad? It was the first NIS game I wanted for awhile but then kinda forgot to get it.
Are you me OP? I've been doing this for years for when I decide I want to experience the lowest of the low in my life.
Some of these games are so fresh they haven't even left their packaging yet.
brah it's easter.
The good lord didn't die for you to spend a free day buying "shitty" games just for you to hate them
Hate is not the opposite of love. It's indifference.
It sounds like you are only one step away from loving these games.
Nisa soundtracks are anything but mediocre.
Well stuff by Tenpei Sato anyway.
A quick bit about my music comment: I'm sure the music has gotten better. Keep in mind my only experience with NISA game music is watching my wife play two games 11-12 years ago.
Guided Fate Paradox actually had competent people behind the gameplay, if you enjoyed roguelikes. Problem is it just barfs cutscenes at you nonstop, which, when you're exploring multi-floor randomized labyrinths, can get annoying.
And then all those competent people got dicked over, left the company, and joined CH. So NIS being the geniuses they are, decided to make its horrible sequel, Awakened Fate Ultimatum, wtihout them. Now that's a bad game, although with the giant backlog you built I'd wait a while.
Seriously though, how are you gonna manage to hateplay so much stuff? There's only so much time in the world!
lol I've been making that same joke about everything for the past two days.
Went out and picked up the following:
Atelier Ayesha
Atelier Meruru
Atelier Rorona
Time and Eternity is commonly on the list of Worst RPGs Ever and the people who made it only just went out of business. You can see what they were trying to do except they failed utterly horribly.
Yeah, Disgaea 3's plot is meh because Mao is a pretty annoying character. By comparison the group dynamics of Laharl and Co. are probably more entertaining.
Also 3 is basically an upscaled PS2 game if you look at the graphics, and about this point is when they start trying out new ideas to freshen stuff up between games.
I know it's not NISA but I picked up Akiba's Trip to see what it was about...pretty good! It rides the line between homage and satire of otaku culture and has a decent combat system to boot. Might have to upgrade to the PS4 version if it starts to become scarce.