I come from a long line of bad fathers and I wanted to continue this trend by forcing my son (who is due out any day now) to spend all of his youth harnessed to an NES controller. I figure it will teach him discipline as he goes through school seeing all of the other kids talking about games like Call of Duty 12 and Halo 18, while he's stuck playing dad's copy of Balloon Fight.
I read in a magazine somewhere that if you give your child an hour of sunlight per day, he is still able to develop fully. There were some side effects, but nothing to write home about.
So what do you think GAF?
Is this a good idea? Bad idea?
I know, I know, kids will probably make fun of him and he will likely die a virgin, but...I mean...it's whatever I want for him right? He's basically a glorified Barbie.
I read in a magazine somewhere that if you give your child an hour of sunlight per day, he is still able to develop fully. There were some side effects, but nothing to write home about.
So what do you think GAF?
Is this a good idea? Bad idea?
I know, I know, kids will probably make fun of him and he will likely die a virgin, but...I mean...it's whatever I want for him right? He's basically a glorified Barbie.