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[appaws]

If you could have some delicious beers with one historical figure, who would it be? Just getting to shoot the shit like old buddies...

No language problem...you have a magic power to be able to speak and understand any language.

I would have to say Aristotle or St. Peter would be at the top of my list. Although with Aristotle I would be afraid that after a minute I would be really too dumb to carry on much of a conversation with someone like that.

 

[Count Dookkake]

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[Hopfrog]

Young Einstein.

You could split the beer atom with him.

 

[Robot Carnival]

Mark Twain. I imagine he'll be a great drinking buddy.

 

[demosthenes]

Because I've been obsessed with the musical and various books about him recently, Alexander Hamilton.

 

[Amagon]

Benjamin Franklin at a whore house.

 

[z0m3le]

Hitler and convince him to be an artist.

 

[aHebrewMenagerie]

Can Barack Obama count?

 

[Dynomutt]

Dr. King, X, or Marcus Garvey. Would love to know what they think of how things turned out and how many don't even know who they are and what their actions did for them.

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

Dr. King, X, or Marcus Garvey. Would love to know what they think of how things turned out and how many don't even know who they are and what their actions did for them.

Real shit.

 

[Pagusas]

Honestly? Probably Jesus. So many questions about life could get answered in 5 minutes of time.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Probably someone like Anthony Eden or Clement Attlee.

 

[Keasar]

Raoul Wallenberg.

Selflessness incarnated whom I would love to talk with.

 

[Goldfishking]

Hitler and convince him to be an artist.

I don't think its a time travelling scenario. More like beers with a ghost.

Unless you really want post-WW2 ghost Hitler to paint.

 

[pokeystaples]

Ernestine “Tiny” Baker. I imagine she’s a fun person to have a beer with and I’d love to hear stories about being out not out on the USO circuit and opening a lesbian bar later in life.

 

[x24hrs2livex]

2pac

 

[Kill3r7]

Newton.

 

[bennywhatever]

I think it'd be fun to have a Sam Adams with Sam Adams.

 

[Shadybiz]

I have recently been making a study of the first world war, something that we don't really study here in the US, because we didn't have a military role in it until towards the end.

I would like to have beers with King Albert of Belgium. He was a cool cat; a man's man...liked to fly planes, ride motorcycles, and climb mountains. He also gave the order to blow up the tunnels and railroads in Belgium (after the Germans told him not to), delaying the German troops by a couple of days, which turned out to be somewhat crucial in delaying the advance of the German right wing. ...Pretty interesting person, who I'd love to rap with.

You could split the beer atom with him.

I LOVE this reference, haha.

 

[Count Dookkake]

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[Dr.Phibes]

I don't think its a time travelling scenario. More like beers with a ghost.

Unless you really want post-WW2 ghost Hitler to paint.

I'd still go for Hitler. Just to ask him: Why?

 

[DKehoe]

Off the top of my head I'd say Da Vinci

 

[Jencks]

Alcibiades

Dude was crazy

 

[Aiii]

Ayrton Senna, would be fascinating to talk to him about his career.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Julius Caesar. Apparently he was a riot.

 

[Ethelwulf]

Aristotle, Newton, Escher, Einstein...

 

[Voidwolf]

I'd still go for Hitler. Just to ask him: Why?

"Just a prank bro"

 

[Nightfall]

Young Muhammed Ali or Steve McQueen

 

[Morat]

Mark Twain would be good. Or Hunter S.

 

[Takyon]

Horatio Nelson, the absolute madman.

 

[appaws]

2pac

Invalid choice. The kids tell me he's still alive.

 

[ZedLeppelin006]

Hunter s Thompson or John Lennon while stoned.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

I think most would disappoint me.
I don't know, I guess I'd go with young Keanu Reeves. So around 500 BC or something. I'd tell him about how great The Matrix is gonna be.

 

[Takyon]

I have recently been making a study of the first world war, something that we don't really study here in the US, because we didn't have a military role in it until towards the end.

I would like to have beers with King Albert of Belgium. He was a cool cat; a man's man...liked to fly planes, ride motorcycles, and climb mountains. He also gave the order to blow up the tunnels and railroads in Belgium (after the Germans told him not to), delaying the German troops by a couple of days, which turned out to be somewhat crucial in delaying the advance of the German right wing. ...Pretty interesting person, who I'd love to rap with.

Ask him what the fuck was his dad's problem while you're with him.
EDIT: fug, nevermind. He's not leopold's son. Just as well.

 

[Rad-]

Surely Jesus? Just to see what he really was like. + When we run out of beer he can turn water into more alcohol hardyhar... J-man and I gonna get really fucked up.

 

[Heroman]

Stone cold

 

[Shadybiz]

Ask him what the fuck was his dad's problem while you're with him.

I have not gotten too far into my readings on him, but what you said has piqued my interest; I will have to check that out. Sounds like he was a dick, if I'm picking up what you're putting down.

 

[amanset]

Honestly? Probably Jesus. So many questions about life could get answered in 5 minutes of time.

Free booze too.

 

[ForkNetwork]

Buddha or Jesus

 

[Greedings]

I'd still go for Hitler. Just to ask him: Why?

He literally wrote a book on why. No need to ask him anything.

I’d have to choose Julius Ceaser. I want to learn from the best, the most scheming and amazing man to ever exist.

 

[Cappa]

Tupac Shakur

 

[matt05891]

Newton.

As much as he was a dick he is arguably the smartest human to of lived. Would be interesting to see his input to einstiens work.

 

[FiveSix4Three]

Every member of the 27 club. They were gone too soon.

 

[Ricky_R]

Abraham Lincoln.

 

[SgtCobra]

2pac

Go to Serbia, you'll find him there.

 

[Laieon]

Jesus, Moses, or Van Gogh.

 

[sammex]

Setting aside if he was a real person or not, why would Jesus be good to hang out with? Was he that interesting? It'd be like hanging out with the pope and drinking some beers, probably kind of dull talking parables and scripture with alcohol.

I'd go for an explorer or pirate like Sir Francis Drake, Charles Vane, Edward Teach,, or ground-breaking scientist/inventor - Charles Darwin, or Alexander Graham Bell/ Leonardo Da Vinci.

 

[Preezy]

Free booze too.

Just keep ordering tap water.

"Right Jeezy, turn this shit into bacaaaardi!"

 

[Dishwalla]

Whoever it was that penned the 18th Amendment.

 

[gun_haver]

I can't really think of one. I don't know many historical figures outside of the literature world and as for all of them, well, I'd probably rather just read their books.