Ehh, I removed a point about Mexico in my post. It's my opinion that illegal immigration would significantly decrease if Mexico and other Latin American countries were safe and full of opportunities. I'm not sure the best way to accomplish that. I don't think you can throw money at the problem, but military intervention seems like an even worse solution.
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If you were an uncontested Republican US president in 2016, what would you do?
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Ehh, I removed a point about Mexico in my post. It's my opinion that illegal immigration would significantly decrease if Mexico and other Latin American countries were safe and full of opportunities. I'm not sure the best way to accomplish that. I don't think you can throw money at the problem, but military intervention seems like an even worse solution.
Yeah, if things continue to go the way they are going someone with who shows they have strong foreign policy skills would easily be the best choice. Not sure who that person would be though.
Socialism is bad, big government is bad. As such, bye bye social security and Medicare, food stamps and government assisted ANYthing. If you needed help, you should just get a job. If it doesn't pay enough, get a better job. Besides, if you're so poor, how do you own a refrigerator?
It's now illegal to be homeless. Poor people are lazy, so anyone homeless just didn't work hard enough, and will now be rounded up and shot. Your family will be billed for the bullets because why should we be on the hook because you were a poor?
The affordable care act is gone. The government has absolutely no business being in your healthcare. This applies to everyone who is not female. Women will now be shot if they have an abortion because abortion is MURDER, so is taking the pill. Preventing pregnancies is now considered murder. God said so.
With socialism gone, we can fill up the ism-cup with more of our favorite, capitalism! Since companies are just people that want the best for you, they're now totally free to do whatever! Don't like it? Just don't buy it. It's not our fault if you only have one choice.
Gay people are scary, they also only count as like, a few percentage of the population, so their rights no longer matter and they can't marry any more because it hurts baby Jesus. We're also going back to just two genders, because what the fuck!? Women wear pink and make sandwiches and can't throw a baseball. Also, women aren't allowed to drink alcohol anymore because it could get them raped and then we'd have to kill them because they made an otherwise God-fearing man commit a sin.
Sick of them Mexicans jumping over our fence, so I just have a taller, thicker fence built. This will ensure no harm comes to Texas (God bless Texas) when I nuke everything south of the border into a smoking crater. Bye bye TB problem.
Creationism is bullshit. We only offered that up to make it sound sort of legit to those fucking scientist people (global warming is outlawed by the way... Not so much anything that causes it, since it's obviously made up BS, but the mentioning of it, because it's made up BS), schools, which are now only private or home based, will teach the truth. God did it, the end.
Hobby Lobby on EVERY corner.
Hobby Lobby now serves chic-fil-a!
More war!
It's now illegal to be homeless. Poor people are lazy, so anyone homeless just didn't work hard enough, and will now be rounded up and shot. Your family will be billed for the bullets because why should we be on the hook because you were a poor?
The affordable care act is gone. The government has absolutely no business being in your healthcare. This applies to everyone who is not female. Women will now be shot if they have an abortion because abortion is MURDER, so is taking the pill. Preventing pregnancies is now considered murder. God said so.
With socialism gone, we can fill up the ism-cup with more of our favorite, capitalism! Since companies are just people that want the best for you, they're now totally free to do whatever! Don't like it? Just don't buy it. It's not our fault if you only have one choice.
Gay people are scary, they also only count as like, a few percentage of the population, so their rights no longer matter and they can't marry any more because it hurts baby Jesus. We're also going back to just two genders, because what the fuck!? Women wear pink and make sandwiches and can't throw a baseball. Also, women aren't allowed to drink alcohol anymore because it could get them raped and then we'd have to kill them because they made an otherwise God-fearing man commit a sin.
Sick of them Mexicans jumping over our fence, so I just have a taller, thicker fence built. This will ensure no harm comes to Texas (God bless Texas) when I nuke everything south of the border into a smoking crater. Bye bye TB problem.
Creationism is bullshit. We only offered that up to make it sound sort of legit to those fucking scientist people (global warming is outlawed by the way... Not so much anything that causes it, since it's obviously made up BS, but the mentioning of it, because it's made up BS), schools, which are now only private or home based, will teach the truth. God did it, the end.
Hobby Lobby on EVERY corner.
Hobby Lobby now serves chic-fil-a!
More war!
BWJinxing
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-Start the War On Terror II, reduce money for education, helping college students. Raised military budget to 70 cents per dollar.
-Give tax breaks to tax havens.
-Food stamps would be replaced with, hunting rifles, how to forage for food classes.
-Healthcare Deform.
-Combination of Church and State.
-Government spending cuts on any public visible platforms.
-Sell off Government Land to Drill for Oil, Deforestation
-Union Busting
-EPA defunding. Turn on those coal rolling power plants, we need cheeper electric NOW
-Tax Breaks for the 1% , effective tax rate of 10.2%. Middle class will pay less taxes as they will be combined into much simpler wording, but riase the effective tax rate
-Give tax breaks to tax havens.
-Food stamps would be replaced with, hunting rifles, how to forage for food classes.
-Healthcare Deform.
-Combination of Church and State.
-Government spending cuts on any public visible platforms.
-Sell off Government Land to Drill for Oil, Deforestation
-Union Busting
-EPA defunding. Turn on those coal rolling power plants, we need cheeper electric NOW
-Tax Breaks for the 1% , effective tax rate of 10.2%. Middle class will pay less taxes as they will be combined into much simpler wording, but riase the effective tax rate
GeneralArrow
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Yeah, I don't know who that would be either, if Hillary runs that'll be a lot of trouble but i'll really fire up the conservative base. The REAL danger is if Hillary doesn't run. The Democrats have a really big vault of huge foreign policy candidates they could support this election.
The first thing I'd do is defund those goddamn hippie, heathen scum at PBS. Then I would pass out 315 million pairs of bootstraps and tell people to get ready to shovel their own shit, driving the country into bankruptcy in the process. Then I'd shut the government down and drop the mic.
benjipwns
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This sounds suspiciously like a party platform...
BUNTING1243
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Baseball but with machine guns, surround entire country in a immigration-free dome, privatize all aspects of government
benjipwns
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Only as long as the Separatist Crisis is going on though right?
Darkangel
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- Generally cut spending and lower taxes across the board
- Make serious attempts to lower/eliminate the national debt
- Let in more skilled immigrants while simultaneously increasing border security
- Increase deportation of illegal immigrants
- Reform the death penalty to make the process faster
- Reform the food stamp program
- Start to replace welfare with workfare
- Enact an isolationist foreign policy
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Boost NASA funding
TheAbsolution
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This thread is hilarious.
That would be pretty incredible.
-Repeal obamacare and kick Obama out of the country
-Ban Islam
-End immigration from all countries besides Israel
-Make English official language
-Give tax breaks to gun owners
-Ban teaching Darwinism in govt funded schools
-Get rid of Medicare, Medicaid, welfare programs
-Bomb Iran
-Bomb Iraq
-Bomb Syria
-Bomb Pakistan more
-Bomb Yemen more
-Give a seat to Israel in the senate
-Increase aid to Israel from 3 billion to 300 billion
-Ban Islam
-End immigration from all countries besides Israel
-Make English official language
-Give tax breaks to gun owners
-Ban teaching Darwinism in govt funded schools
-Get rid of Medicare, Medicaid, welfare programs
-Bomb Iran
-Bomb Iraq
-Bomb Syria
-Bomb Pakistan more
-Bomb Yemen more
-Give a seat to Israel in the senate
-Increase aid to Israel from 3 billion to 300 billion
Of course. If I am elected I promise to put an end to corruption.
You forgot:
- repealing the 5th, 8th, 13th, 14th,and 15th amendments
- Putting women back in the kitchen
- Repealing all abortion
- Only "legitimate rape" can be prosecuted
- No environmental regulations
- No regulations on big business
- Increased regulations on small businesses that threaten to disrupt big business
- More judges like Antonin Scalia at all levels
- Increased gerrymandering at the local level to ensure a Republican minority consistently elects a Republican majority government
- Breaking up states like California to ensure more Republican senators
- English is the official and only language
- Increase taxes on the poor
- Gutting public education. Private schools and vouchers are the way to go
- Abolishing the department of education
- Abolishing all government support of museums, the arts, etc. (they're all liberal)
- Allowing the Confederate flag to be flown on federal and state grounds and wherever possible
- Removing all campaign finance laws
- Making stop and frisk a national policing policy along with racial profiling
- Drill for oil in Yellowstone, because who cares about a Super volcano the size of Los Angeles?
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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- Sell Alaska to Canada since we don't need it.
- Buy Detroit and turn into the world's largest theme park so it's gets out of debt
- Pay a team of men dressed up as bugs bunny to saw Florida off thus making it a Island
- Make Republican and Democrat Only Bathrooms, Drinking Fountains, Hotels and Porn Sites. Independents may use either but at a fee.
- New Law: Kinder Eggs are legal and must be purchased at least 3 times a year from your local Goverment.
- Ban the use of race and color when needing to describe someone when in court.
- To vote you must pass a basic geography test.
- Change Soccer to Futbal
- Buy Detroit and turn into the world's largest theme park so it's gets out of debt
- Pay a team of men dressed up as bugs bunny to saw Florida off thus making it a Island
- Make Republican and Democrat Only Bathrooms, Drinking Fountains, Hotels and Porn Sites. Independents may use either but at a fee.
- New Law: Kinder Eggs are legal and must be purchased at least 3 times a year from your local Goverment.
- Ban the use of race and color when needing to describe someone when in court.
- To vote you must pass a basic geography test.
- Change Soccer to Futbal
benjipwns
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Well, at least somebody knows about the real reform this country needs to focus on.
Escape Goat
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Will Cheney do?
And_Gignac
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Ban Tumblr because of communist propaganda.
speculawyer
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Repaint and have the carpets removed. Don't want Kenyan cooties.
Tesseract
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ugh, i take it back
This thread is shit. It's even more embarrassing a mod participated in it. The bias is strong.
rokkerkory
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This is why repubs wont win
Aztechnology
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Contact "wolves howl" Karl Rove
I tried really hard to find a gif of Karl Rove or Cheney as the brain in pinky and the brain. I need that gif.
"What are we going to do tonight Karl?"
I tried really hard to find a gif of Karl Rove or Cheney as the brain in pinky and the brain. I need that gif.
"What are we going to do tonight Karl?"
Omega Ultimus
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Contact "wolves howl" Karl Rove
I tried really hard to find a gif of Karl Rove or Cheney as the brain in pinky and the brain. I need that gif.
Personally, I prefer his brother:
ComputerMKII
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- Abolish of the income tax, replace it with a VAT with a reinforced rate on luxury goods, including imported ones
- Decriminalize all drugs
- Leave NATO, unilaterally open borders to both people and goods
- Abolish the Patriot Act
- Direct, electronic democracy through secured, secret vote with an open-source system, inspired by bitcoin technology
- Guarantee the right for everyone to own weapons and to defend himself, based on the "stand your ground" laws
- Reaffirm freedom of speech as absolute and sacred - that includes nazis, islamists and other nutjobs too
- Write the 'no victim, no crime' principle in the Constitution
- Amnesty for Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning
speculawyer
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And a beautiful car.
Escape Goat
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BlackClouds
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I love this thread, some hot fire being spit.
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