"People are already giving me a lot of credit for this. Even the failing New York Times says it's going to be the biggest eclipse ever. And I'm saying to myself.... [unintelligible] and how many eclipses did crooked Hillary have when she was president? And six weeks into my presidency I'm having the biggest one ever. And you know, I've been talking about the lunar for years now. Nobody else even thought of it and suddenly they're all talking about the lunar. The ratings are gonna be huuge like you wouldn't believe. Bigly."
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