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[Aumann]

My goodness.

 

[Rey]

Oh my, thanks guys for the laugh. Dying here at work.

 

[Acosta]

My day is ruined, thanks (my fault for entering, I know)

 

[delSai]

Fucked up handshakes are now my favorite thing.

 

[LifEndz]

High five fail

Dead

 

[Creaking]

https://twitter.com/kinifi/status/697505558778130432?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

John Riccitiello and Palmer Luckey

http://kotaku.com/nailed-it-1759286138

Looks like Riccitiello remembered the basics of CQC.

 

[the_batman]

can that Palmer guy be anymore awkward?

 

[ViciousDS]

Omg.....haha haha


As for high fives......I notice the fails are because they make eye contact.....its all about the elbow!

 

[Shaanyboi]

The true power of the Speed Force is that it enables you to have a successful handshake.

 

[KORNdoggy]

There's always our Prime Minister...

this is by far the most cringy. is he just stroking the guys fingers?

 

[bojie1986]

 

[Kinyou]

 

[gogogow]

 

[Ombala]

Everytime Michael Jackson hugged a woman?

 

[OniBaka]

http://youtu.be/aSOh9eYt3VM

Edit: can someone gif this?

 

[Fonds]

Shit beaten. *edit*

I'll go with this one instead.

 

[Spikematic]

Cracking up like crazy. You guys are the best.

 

[bojie1986]

 

[mcarlie]

That is genuinely the worst attempt that I've seen.

 

[thenexus6]

..This thread is too much for me.. wow.

 

[Arminsc]

This thread is amazing...

 

[Ushay]

Good god, that looked like a brawl.

 

[RiggyRob]

Shit beaten. *edit*

I'll go with this one instead.

Jesus. How hard is it to remember right hand to right hand or left hand to left hand?

 

[Zombine]

My favorite is when two bros are so in sync with one another and their souls line up and cross so perfectly, that the moment their hands touch you know it's something special. Like you guys were meant to be bros since the beginning, and when you pull away with a tandem finger snap like roaring applause from the gods themselves, it's a sight to behold.

That's how you know you got a true bro.

 

[Piers]

LMAO
So good.

 

[FLAguy954]

There's always our Prime Minister...

Rejection handshakes/hugs are the best lmao!

 

[Throwaway123456789]

This one actually has some context though.

 

[SolidusDave]

meanwhile

when are they practicing the choreography though?

"Ok, so you hold my hand like this. And then I'll do this with my fingers, got it? It will look so cool!"

NERDS

 

[SprachBrooks]

This is the most brutal one.

 

[SolidusDave]

that guy doesn't fuck around.

"You have one second to shake my hand or I'll look awkward. Whoops, too slow, you just lost handshake privileges"


The gifs in this thread are so great. I wonder if my neighbors are jealous that I always get to laugh so much.

 

[Piers]

This is the most brutal one.

I think out of context, it looks more like he's agreeing with something.

 

[AHindD]

I dont even know what Luckey was trying to do. Props to John, he did the only thing possible in that situation.

 

[SprachBrooks]

I think out of context, it looks more like he's agreeing with something.

Nah man. He quite clearly offers his hand to be shaked, whereas Dorito Pope flat out ignores it as he probably saw it as well lol.

 

[Lusankya]

This one actually has some context though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Suárez_racial_abuse_incident

If people are interested.

 

[Augemitbutter]

dunno why i'm laughing so much. this thread was a good idea.

junker knows how to handle this dick.

 

[Vidal]

Not in real life, but best handshake ever

 

[Doge]

What this thread has taught is that humans are funny.

 

[KeyChainDude]

It's their super awesome secret handshake.

 

[Son Of D]

 

[MrRudiMentary]

Lot of good ones here but I can't stop watching OPs gif. I need that shit slowed down or something. What's the elbow about?!

 

[Santiako]

I honestly don't understand what Palmer was trying to do there.

 

[Koozek]

Thread got me in tears, right now

 

[Gbraga]

That's a skill honed from years of having to shake hands with white guys.

lmao

 

[Roshin]

I dont even know what Luckey was trying to do. Props to John, he did the only thing possible in that situation.

It looks like an attempted assault, tbh.

 

[CheezyMac88]

 

[Kaleinc]

High five fail

top tier lol

 

[DedValve]

The true power of the Speed Force is that it enables you to have a successful handshake.

It actually doesn't but since he's so fast nobody can see the shitty handshakes and only see the succesful one after numerous attempts.

 

[archangelmorph]

Face mash high five is the best..

 

[Benzychenz]

Jesus. How hard is it to remember right hand to right hand or left hand to left hand?

I think he went to hold hands rather than shake.

 

[NinjamicWZ]

Whoa, that's mega perception for a dude that's probably high as a kite.

Freestyle reflexes.