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[strobogo]

Wrestling fucking sucks. Stop watching it. HBO Go has 24/7 access to such shows as:

Plus top level documentaries and sports specials, and a few movies you might want to watch. They currently have a James Bond selection up.


Fuck wrestling. The Royal Rumble is this weekend. FUCK IT. Don't watch it. Watch season 1 of The Sopranos instead.

Wrestling is:

 

[Verendus]

Since we're three days away, I'm going to give the best card for Wrestlemania 31:

Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns vs. Batista
Triple H vs. Sting
Undertaker vs. John Cena
Rollins vs. Orton

This is like my Wrestlemania 30 card last year which wasn't used:

Bryan vs. Triple H vs. Orton vs. CM Punk
Batista vs. Lesnar
Cena vs. Undertaker
Shield vs. Wyatts

Obviously I'm being generous again and doing WWE's job for them. I'll wait for them to create a worse card. Then I'll look back and think of what could've been.

P.S. Fuck 2K Sports.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

lol you actually did it

 

[Perspicacity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ1vIkTeh7I

 

[BronsonLee]

You son of a bitch! This wasn't your OT to take!

I'm officially pressing charges against you. We'll see how your case goes in..

THE WRESTLER'S COURT

 

[Ithil]

Already seen The Wire.

Three times.

Will watch again.

 

[Data West]

This will go ever as well as Triple H|OT|

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Wrestler's Court eh?

What are the charges?

 

[Guzim]

HBO Go doesn't have Dream On

 

[strobogo]

Take me to Wassler Court. I don't give a fuck. I have donuts and beer and Zebra Cakes. You can suck my dick, Bronson.

 

[slightconfuse]

Damn ITami and breeze had an amazing match

 

[British Monsoon]

You're funny, but some of us still enjoy wrestling.

 

[strobogo]

You're funny, but some of us still enjoy wrestling.

I didn't invite you to this thread you ugly piece of trash.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I love wrestling. The 1000/1 project has made me appreciate wrestling even more. I recommend everyone do that challenge.

 

[imBask]

HBO Sucks
Sopranos is overated
Game of thrones is unwatchable

i'm the best

 

[BronsonLee]

Wrestler's Court eh?

What are the charges?

OT Theft
Unscrupulous Behavior
Fraud
Being White
Watching Too Much Of The Sopranos And Thinking He's Actually In The Mafia

Take me to Wassler Court. I don't give a fuck. I have donuts and beer and Zebra Cakes. You can suck my dick, Bronson.

Unfortunately as part of the ongoing investigation into your case, all your assets have been seized.

...Including the Zebra Cakes

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The Shield (tv show) should get more love

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The Shield (tv show) should get more love

I agree. Vic Mackey is That Mother Fucker

 

[Data West]

This OT sucks more than KANA but less than Pepsi's

 

[British Monsoon]

I didn't invite you to this thread you ugly piece of trash.

Tough shit. Have an AR Fox gif;

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Tough shit. Have an AR Fox gif;

Who wants to discuss this for the next 20 posts?

LOOK WHAT YA DONE DID BOOTAAAAY

 

[dream]

Holy crap Alexa Bliss came in 4th for rookie of the year

 

[strobogo]

OT Theft
Unscrupulous Behavior
Fraud
Being White
Watching Too Much Of The Sopranos And Thinking He's Actually In The Mafia



Unfortunately as part of the ongoing investigation into your case, all your assets have been seized.

...Including the Zebra Cakes

You never claimed it
Fuck you
Fuck you again
I'm half Jewish and 1/16th Cherokee
I'll knee cap you you little shit
FUCK YOU you aren't taking my Zebra cakes

 

[DMczaf]

Tough shit. Have an AR Fox gif;

This is wrasslers court death penalty shit here

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Holy crap Alexa Bliss came in 4th for rookie of the year

She moves real interesting. She's interesting to watch move. Wonder how that'll develop.

 

[Frecklestein]

 

[British Monsoon]

Who wants to discuss this for the next 20 posts?

LOOK WHAT YA DONE DID BOOTAAAAY

A thread this shitty deserves to get off to a shitty start.

 

[Data West]

Are you trying to make me hate wrestling as well?

 

[BronsonLee]

You never claimed it
Fuck you
Fuck you again
I'm half Jewish and 1/16th Cherokee
I'll knee cap you you little shit
FUCK YOU you aren't taking my Zebra cakes

Cure did though!
No
No again
Neither count, we're not trying to get you a casino
You'll never get to me
IT'S ALREADY DONE, SIR STOP RESISTING *draws tazer*

This is wrasslers court death penalty shit here

He...may be right, Boots *draws pistol*

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I need to jiff this page up too.

 

[Man God]

Nash is going to win the Rumbo and 2015 will be like 1995 again.

Cesaro can be Duke the Dumpster.

 

[strobogo]

I make a thread about wrestling being garbage. Bootaaay posts a gif reminding everyone why wrestling is garbage thinking it will be insulting to me. Who is the fucking winner here?

 

[BronsonLee]

JESUS at that Cash Flow off the Cage of Death, seeing that terrifies me every time and I wonder how Jeez even considered taking that

I make a thread about wrestling being garbage. Bootaaay posts a gif reminding everyone why wrestling is garbage thinking it will be insulting to me. Who is the fucking winner here?

Allegedly on both of those! You're not guilty yet

 

[blackaroni]

More of this...

Less of this...

A thread this shitty deserves to get off to a shitty start.

http://i.imgur.com/OrCQAOH.gif[img]
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[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/d23003c2fecf40084c685d77cdaec3b6/tumblr_nhqmtutpP41rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

 

[Deleted member 47027]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I make a thread about wrestling being garbage. Bootaaay posts a gif reminding everyone why wrestling is garbage thinking it will be insulting to me. Who is the fucking winner here?

Wrestling is great. I love it all. I love wrestling! I win!

I'll be pushing my "Wrestling Positive - Happiness In Violence"

 

[somedevil]

I make a thread about wrestling being garbage. Bootaaay posts a gif reminding everyone why wrestling is garbage thinking it will be insulting to me. Who is the fucking winner here?

Going through this thread no one has won. We all lost.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Flashing lights, blue and red
Echoed screams in your head
Bred with soul, dreams and hopes
Fill the top, to the roof
Show the world, Youve got heart
One bell rings, a battle starts
Break the rules, stand on chairs
Jump of the ropes, fly through the air
A game of chess, with real knights
Time to think, Chance gone by
Your on top, All is still
Can't be stopped, will go on
Crimson mat, bodies broken
One man falls, a victor chosen
History crushed, fear has raised
A band of gold around your waist

 

[Frecklestein]

 

[BronsonLee]

...Jesus christ, what did the roll -or- the spin add to that?!

Wait, is that that goofy fucker Evans?

 

[Man God]

Wasn't this the same gimmick Stro posted under when he lost that loser leaves town match with the moderation staff?

 

[Thorakai]

somebody please post roman jiffs to save this thread

 

[blackaroni]

somebody please post roman jiffs to save this thread

 

[strobogo]

...Jesus christ, what did the roll -or- the spin add to that?!

Wait, is that that goofy fucker Evans?

MDAWG. It's from the one CZW show I reviewed that I'm sure you didn't read and give ad revenue to.

Wasn't this the same gimmick Stro posted under when he lost that loser leaves town match with the moderation staff?

This isn't a gimmick. I've never been less interested and more annoyed with wrestling in my entire life.

 

[Frecklestein]

The Ascension were on TNA?

 

[Man God]

If you really weren't interested you'd just leave.

Go watch some Kanyon matches, bro.

 

[BronsonLee]

MDAWG. It's from the one CZW show I reviewed that I'm sure you didn't read and give ad revenue to.

You have no idea how much I try to avoid old CZW shows

 

[blackaroni]

somebody please post roman jiffs to save this thread

 

[dream]

One time I was like "who deader than Kanyon?" and some guy got all mad at me.

 

[strobogo]

If you really weren't interested you'd just leave.

Go watch some Kanyon matches, bro.

Hey



Go fuck yourself and don't tell me what to do.