BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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ARRRREEEEE YOOOUUUUU REEEEAAAADDDDYYYY for another CZW themed OT!!! (required listening)
Welcome, friends, to another month of ULTRAVIOLENCE appreciation.
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SWERVE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Yes, I wasted an OT title just to do that. Don't judge me dammit!
Actual required listening while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIo4Nd2dC4 (CZW Theme is still dope though)
This thread is actually all about one magnificent WWE Superstar, and most importantly, a magnificent human being.
From Wikipedia:
And let's not forget, friend Sina is also a record holding Make A Wish wish granter. So if you hate him, that means you hate dying kids.
Truth be told, I wanted to make an Eva Marie OT for the longest time. However, I think as a new up and comer, John Sina deserves a moment in the spotlight. I'm sure that the #Queen would understand.
Let's talk about John for a bit.
As an absolute technician and master of the ring, friend Sina still never forgets to keep it fun and playful.
He's a master of the mic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMYEdJYeQU&index=3
(Literally the only good thing to come out of Star Wars)
Still has the most convincing facial expressions in the WWE today:
Will respect the hell out of you no matter what:
And damn if the eye candy isn't a little hard to resist from time to time:
Outside the ring, John Cena is currently romantically linked to WWE Diva Nikki Bella:
He’s also an accomplished actor:
Is responsible for producing hit heartwarming songs such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUZDyH2wIeU
And just last night in the Sina in the BankSpecial Event PPV, John Cena became a 15 time world title holder. Quite an impressive number for this new talent.
Truly a better person than all of us combined.
Current Wrasslin’ Events:
June Wall O' Shame:
Yes, I’m using the white theme. Suck it, friends.
OT1
OT2
WWE Newz:
Roman Reigns is still not ready for the main event, but is ready for Main Event with the 3 moves he knows.
Bray Wyatt still got no pearls in his pants.
Dean Ambrose doing his best abusive alcoholic father cosplay. Has a bright future ahead of him.
Seth Rollins needed Kane’s help in 2014 in order to win a match. ‘Nuff said.
Daniel Bryan is a bitter hobo cunt that tried to assassinate Bo Dallas’ character.
Randy Orton still exists much to everyone’s surprise. Had a tremendous showing in the championship ladder match.
RDV is still the Whole Show F’N.
Rusev is still a fat tub o’ shit.
Real Americans turned face and Thwagger is getting a push. Putting other wrestlers out of action is the way to go it seems.
Big E has given up, and stole John Cena’s black preacher voice.
Fandango and Ziggler are having the time of their lives. Burial? What burial?
Paige’s theme is better than Paige.
AJ is back. The Nation mourns the death of WWE.
Chris Jericho returned and berried the Miz. The Nation celebrates.
Stephanie and Lord Haitch still doing the best work of their respective careers.
The new WWE 2K15 cover has been revealed, and it’s Sinalicious:
With reverse cover:
NXT Newz:
A new tag team debuted called the Vaudevill…you know what? Fuck this NXT shit.
TNA Newz:
WrassleGAF Members Newz:
Like his favorite hobo warrior, WrassleGAF member “Dr. Duncan Steel, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Cenation” has recently undergone successful wrist surgery. We are all thankful for that. However, Bish and Evilore have threatened to strip him of his medical license if he doesn’t resume his duties in the GAFHospital before the August OT comes along.
jred2k has also been recently future endeavored. Hopefully not for long. This one’s for you, friend.
That’s it for me. But before I leave you, friends, remember to always B A *
Welcome, friends, to another month of ULTRAVIOLENCE appreciation.
.
.
.
.
.
SWERVE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Yes, I wasted an OT title just to do that. Don't judge me dammit!
Actual required listening while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIo4Nd2dC4 (CZW Theme is still dope though)
This thread is actually all about one magnificent WWE Superstar, and most importantly, a magnificent human being.
From Wikipedia:
And let's not forget, friend Sina is also a record holding Make A Wish wish granter. So if you hate him, that means you hate dying kids.
Truth be told, I wanted to make an Eva Marie OT for the longest time. However, I think as a new up and comer, John Sina deserves a moment in the spotlight. I'm sure that the #Queen would understand.
Let's talk about John for a bit.
As an absolute technician and master of the ring, friend Sina still never forgets to keep it fun and playful.
He's a master of the mic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMYEdJYeQU&index=3
(Literally the only good thing to come out of Star Wars)
Still has the most convincing facial expressions in the WWE today:
Will respect the hell out of you no matter what:
And damn if the eye candy isn't a little hard to resist from time to time:
Outside the ring, John Cena is currently romantically linked to WWE Diva Nikki Bella:
He’s also an accomplished actor:
Is responsible for producing hit heartwarming songs such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUZDyH2wIeU
And just last night in the Sina in the Bank
Truly a better person than all of us combined.
Current Wrasslin’ Events:
June Wall O' Shame:
Yes, I’m using the white theme. Suck it, friends.
OT1
OT2
WWE Newz:
Roman Reigns is still not ready for the main event, but is ready for Main Event with the 3 moves he knows.
Bray Wyatt still got no pearls in his pants.
Dean Ambrose doing his best abusive alcoholic father cosplay. Has a bright future ahead of him.
Seth Rollins needed Kane’s help in 2014 in order to win a match. ‘Nuff said.
Daniel Bryan is a bitter hobo cunt that tried to assassinate Bo Dallas’ character.
Randy Orton still exists much to everyone’s surprise. Had a tremendous showing in the championship ladder match.
RDV is still the Whole Show F’N.
Rusev is still a fat tub o’ shit.
Real Americans turned face and Thwagger is getting a push. Putting other wrestlers out of action is the way to go it seems.
Big E has given up, and stole John Cena’s black preacher voice.
Fandango and Ziggler are having the time of their lives. Burial? What burial?
Paige’s theme is better than Paige.
AJ is back. The Nation mourns the death of WWE.
Chris Jericho returned and berried the Miz. The Nation celebrates.
Stephanie and Lord Haitch still doing the best work of their respective careers.
The new WWE 2K15 cover has been revealed, and it’s Sinalicious:
With reverse cover:
NXT Newz:
A new tag team debuted called the Vaudevill…you know what? Fuck this NXT shit.
TNA Newz:
WrassleGAF Members Newz:
Like his favorite hobo warrior, WrassleGAF member “Dr. Duncan Steel, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Cenation” has recently undergone successful wrist surgery. We are all thankful for that. However, Bish and Evilore have threatened to strip him of his medical license if he doesn’t resume his duties in the GAFHospital before the August OT comes along.
jred2k has also been recently future endeavored. Hopefully not for long. This one’s for you, friend.
That’s it for me. But before I leave you, friends, remember to always B A *
