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"Like a one man human centipede"

i could care less about a wobbly console when pressed.

i do care about this white light deal, hopefully it is a contained small thing. something i won't come across :'(

I'm confused what you guys thought was gonna happen. That leading up to launch day not one person anywhere on earth would get a faulty PS4? Or that leading up to next week no one will have a Xbox that has issues?

In all likelihood these consoles are going to be very reliable compared to last gen but that doesn't mean nothing will happen.
 
So between all the review outlets and early released units across the entirety of the internet we have heard of 3 conformable instances of faulty or malfunctioning consoles and there is hurricane Katrina class shitstorm ffs what was the RROD debacle like on here. This is utter nonsensical hysteria.

The entirety of the internet doesn't have the console. We're looking at 3 isolated incidents in a relatively small sample size of pre-launch console owners.

Kotaku was a physical HDMI port problem.

We're not sure about the other two.
 

DigitalFirefly

Neo Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda
 

Moobabe

Member
Yes! So in that case, the sturdier the better.

Seriously I would pay $100 more pure electronic device if companies built their devices like tanks out of Nintendium so that they were kid-proof.

Of course, there is nothing any company could do about my kid shoving a chocolate bar into our DVD player this weekend.

Ouch - that's a rough way for a dvd player to go!
 

Bunta

Fujiwara Tofu Shop
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda
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xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

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To much bs being spread around...

I'm more concerned with the OP.

Was his problems fixed after accessing recovery mode? I hope so. Please keep up up to date in the main post if you can. So we don't have to follow the fud. :)
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

haha love it, but as this is GAF you have to remind them this is a joke.
 

ThisOne

Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

Not sure if serious.
 

BadHand

Member
I'm have flash-forwards of how I'm going to have to track down a non-preorder PS4 console at launch on Friday when my pre-order inevitably bricks itself or wobbles off the desk and smashes into a 1000 pieces.
 

Alienous

Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

I think you're joking, but I can't be sure.
 
So between all the review outlets and early released units across the entirety of the internet we have heard of 3 conformable instances of faulty or malfunctioning consoles and there is hurricane Katrina class shitstorm ffs what was the RROD debacle like on here. This is utter nonsensical hysteria.

You don't know how many PS4's there are out there. I would guess, less than 100(not counting Sony employees and devs who wouldn't out the problem anyways, just request a new unit).

3 out of a 100 is not a problem? And those are only the ones we know about. Take into consideration that the consoles that had those problems were chosen at random, the problems aren't limited to those 3.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
So between all the review outlets and early released units across the entirety of the internet we have heard of 3 conformable instances of faulty or malfunctioning consoles and there is hurricane Katrina class shitstorm ffs what was the RROD debacle like on here. This is utter nonsensical hysteria.

Umm 3 units with almost the same problem to emerge before launch is quite a problem...
 

level44

Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

Is this just a terribly made joke? Really?
 

Pop

Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

Well I never
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

Please tell me this is a joke. No Super Mario Bros? CoD probably confirmed at 720p? White light of death widespread? Wtf?
 

Theeze

Neo Member
The thing i hate about that the most isn't the actual wobble. Its the fact that you can SEE that its uneven before hes even touching it. The ride site is closer to the table surface than the left one.

That would drive me nuts.

Fold a paper towel under the right side to even it up lol
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

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You're going places junior.
 

Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
Yes ms should play aggressive on one broken ps4

Also why don't you people get a sense of humor. That is so obviously a joke.
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

WHAT!
 
The thing i hate about that the most isn't the actual wobble. Its the fact that you can SEE that its uneven before hes even touching it. The ride site is closer to the table surface than the left one.

That would drive me nuts.

Yeah. This is going to really aggravate my OCD
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

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Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

I think the last comment confirms this is a joke... I think.
 

MADGAME

Member
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

And you have to sit so close to the tv to appreciate all the p's
 
Not looking good for Sony

  • Lack of launch day exclusives
  • No CD support
  • No mp3 support
  • No DLNA support
  • No external storage support
  • No bundled camera
  • No Youtube
  • Pay for online play
  • DS4 light bar causes glare on TV screens
  • DS4 thumb sticks disintegrating after hours of use
  • White light of death (probably wide spread)
  • Console plastic is thin and can easily be punctured
  • Console wobbles (disc scratching inevitable)
  • CoD now probably confirmed at 720p!
  • No Super Mario Bros or Zelda

and yet after all that it's still WAY BETTER than the XB1 :D (enjoyed your joke btw) :)
 
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