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[Wastelander92]

I mean who the fuck wants that gressy shit on their controllers/kbm?? So fucking dumb, they should've at least gone with something cleaner.

 

[Gaiff]

Mountain Dew is cleaner and healthier.

 

[user friendly]

Cool Ranch for life!

 

[FinalBossWithTheMostPower]

Like Pizza?

Oh, and a blunt. Those are good too.

 

[Danjin44]

Why would you eat anything when playing games? When I get hungry I shutdown the game and make proper food to eat.

 

[BouncyFrag]

It’s also garbage poison food.

 

[ReBurn]

Gamers made it gamer food

 

[Mr Hyde]

Never tasted Doritos. Looks disgusting. Also, why eat chips and greasy food while your playing, getting your controllers dirty and filthy? At least keep it to when your watching movies.

 

[Svejk]

It's msg layden slop to keep lazy gamers' asses sitting in front of that screen.

 

[Pallas]

Probably shouldn’t eat anything and game at the same time. Breaks are important.

 

[hinch7]

Always find it gross when people eat crisps/chips, then pick up and use a controller. Just eat and wash your hands after.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Honestly should've been Taki's.

 

[RoboFu]

who would eat anything without wiping your hands off? Are you 3 ?

 

[Loomy]

take a break, snack, wash your hands, back to gaming.

 

[Syphon Filter]

eating while playing is dumb in general.

 

[Dacvak]

Just use chopsticks.

 

[DaciaJC]

Yeah, no kidding, it should have been Cheetos instead.

 

[cash_longfellow]

I mean who the fuck wants that gressy shit on their controllers/kbm?? So fucking dumb, they should've at least gone with something cleaner.

Ain’t no food looking good on a controller regardless of what it is. I personally just don’t eat while I’m playing games. I just eat then play a section, or play a game for a few then eat. These cucks grabbing a chip between respawns on COD are weirdos

 

[_Ex_]

 

[StereoVsn]

We are this far in and don’t have a classic Doritos Pope appearance!? That’s Blasphemy!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Eat them with some top the tater. Pure bliss

 

[Hrk69]

You are so funny and original

 

[March Climber]

Just use chopsticks.

Exactly.

 

[Danjin44]

I love playing video games but one of joy of life is eating delicious food, why would I ever eat trash like doritos chips when I get hungry?

I rather eat proper meal when I get hungry...

 

[Mikado]

Just use chopsticks.

Cheez dust on your controller? Skill issue.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I'm not a fan either but I do my duty and eat them with my hands every time I play because that's what a gamer needs to do. Do not shirk your responsibility OP.

 

[Justin9mm]

Why would you eat anything when playing games? When I get hungry I shutdown the game and make proper food to eat.

Agreed. It's the most awkward thing to have to consume food while playing a game. I do drink on occasion but having a sip of beer or scotch is a bit different to getting your hands dirty. The thought of touching my controller after putting any sort of food on my hands is horrifying. This is how people probably fuck up their controllers. So unhygienic to me.

 

[Danjin44]

Agreed. It's the most awkward thing to have to consume food while playing a game. I do drink on occasion but having a sip of beer or scotch is a bit different to getting your hands dirty. The thought of touching my controller after putting any sort of food on my hands is horrifying. This is how people probably fuck up their controllers. So unhygienic to me.

When I playing games I'm too focus on the game to enjoy any drinks or even snacks, when I feel like I'm getting hungry I shutdown the game and cook something up to eat.

These Doritos chips are not food, they are fucking poison for your body, I never put those shits in my body.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

We are this far in and don’t have a classic Doritos Pope appearance!? That’s Blasphemy!

His reign has ended. I only fuck with homemade "kettle cooked" chips, these days.
And, Mountain Dew sewing the seeds for diabeets.

 

[DAHGAMING]

I agree, i think it should of been anabolic steroids and yayo, get jacked up and a few lines then jump on a alpha game for the night. Do a few weight sets between rounds and when you start getting tired smash another line in .

 

[badblue]

I think they were going for a specific gaming audience

 

[StereoVsn]

His reign has ended. I only fuck with homemade "kettle cooked" chips, these days.
And, Mountain Dew sowing the seeds for diabeets.

I never liked Doritos but I will admit to drinking a diet Mountain Dew on occasion!

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I never liked Doritos but I will admit to drinking a diet Mountain Dew on occasion!

They have some of the highest sugar on the market, the regular ones.

 

[Ribi]

Like Pizza?

Oh, and a blunt. Those are good too.

Idk about you but I put Doritos on my pizza

 

[Unknown?]

No need to touch food with your hands with the new gamer face bag! Just let food fall into your mouth as you open it!

 

[Kings Field]

never ate anything while gaming. Always found it disgusting to eat food and touch the controller or furniture.

That’s what a kitchen/dining room is for.

 

[VanCityGamer]

I literally never eat while gaming.

 

[Chuck Berry]

There really should be a Pizza Rolls |OT|

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

Doritos, Cheetos, and Fritos, the holy trinity OP. Don't be hating on the ULTIMATE.

 

[Days like these...]

I mean who the fuck wants that gressy shit on their controllers/kbm?? So fucking dumb, they should've at least gone with something cleaner.

You're right raw cauliflower is cleaner and better

 

[Shadowstar39]

They have some of the highest sugar on the market, the regular ones.

Yeah it's gross. It's crazy as liked it when I was in high school, but as a 40 something nah, I have enough health problems. Oh and doritos are super high calorie, and addictive. Will eat them at a party or something, but won't buy them.

 

[Rentahamster]

That's why I choose to eat Doritos like a filthy animal, I use chopsticks

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

I mean if you're already a fat fuck stalking women on the internet, why not go ballz deep with some Dorito dust in your perpetual 5 o'clock shadow?

 

[Fermbiz]

Its a conspiracy. Greasy dirty fingers breaks controllers faster. Then you forced to buy a new controller and pick up some Doritos while you're at it.

 

[Raven117]

Why would you eat anything when playing games? When I get hungry I shutdown the game and make proper food to eat.

Damn straight. I’m not an animal.

 

[Diddy X]

I prefer drinking water or something low calorie, there is a time for eating.

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[Pantz]

You can pour them right into your mouth without touching, Cheetos balls too.

 

[LazyParrot]

I just don't eat greasy or sticky food with my hands, whether I'm gaming or not. Peanuts go into a small bowl so I can eat them with a spoon (if I'm feeling super lazy I'll just pour them into a mug and "drink" them), for potato chips I'll just use chopsticks.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Yes dumb but also very funny and left a legacy with the Dorito's pope.