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[DrM]

Jesus Christ, what am I reading

Microsoft, keep on giving. Time till E3 will just fly by.

 

[dalin80]

I currently have my mobile phone charging from my PC, my phone has 8 gigs of ram and quad core confirmed, is 500X more powerful by MS maths.

 

[hal9001]

All kneel to the glory and power of the cloud

 

[DidntKnowJack]

i never see anything besides jokes in threads like this. can anybody explain to me how this would work? please ?

How does one explain fantasy?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

This is all RemoteFX, right?

 

[SJRB]

Does Microsoft think of us as idiots?

 

[neshoba78]

I would like to request a GAF teardown of the cloud.

 

[statham]

Take that Cerny!

 

[kadotsu]

That sound a bit like Ken Kutaragi's Cell refrigerator providing processing power for gaming.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Sounds legit. brb got to recharge my 360 with human energy and log into the matrix on ps3.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Fucking lol, oh man.

 

[Wishmaster92]

Secret Salsa

 

[BlazingDarkness]

And a reminder to everyone - 'the Cloud' needs a constant internet connection to function.

 

[Guymelef]

So... why not launch the powerful cloud via XBOX360 winter update?

 

[ii Stryker]

the cloud = Cell Processor 2.0

 

[Corleth the Fey]

i never see anything besides jokes in threads like this. can anybody explain to me how this would work? please ?

Because it doesn't.

 

[H_Prestige]

Why not 200x? Snce you're connected to the cloud you can go as high as you want, right?

Gotta save that line for the Xbox Two.

 

[schwupp]

so the xbone uses video streaming?

 

[Seanspeed]

Infinite power.

 

[Midnight Phoenix]

I predict lags with 1FPS gameplay.

 

[Dany]

The offload processing to the cloud? Isn't that what Onlive was?

 

[dab0ne]

I thought Mjr. Nelson said it was infinitely more powerful?

 

[SRTtoZ]

 

[krypt0nian]

So what they're saying is that Microsoft cannot get a fucking handle on their employees and them saying shit?

 

[kswiston]

Too bad most internet providers in Ontario offer less than 1mbit per second upload...

 

[nib95]

I suppose they need to PR push some BS in order to sell DRM and downplay the power gulf between the PS4 and XO. That's ignoring the fact that PS4 is also set to have cloud computing and services lol.

 

[lol51]

This reminds me of my fridge, tv, microwave giving me more cell processing power.

 

[I-hate-u]

 

[Carl]

Putting that INFINITE POWER into action

 

[fluffydelusions]

But your cloud doesn't offer BC!

Cloud has infinite power...it can do anything

 

[XenodudeX]

what the hell is cloud

 

[Riggs]

Fuck these motherfuckers. So hoping this blight fails.

Same bro.

 

[Kai Dracon]

Cloud is the new Blast Processing.

 

[DC R1D3R]

Ah, the secret sauce.

my man.

 

[RobbieH]

Every time Microsoft says "the cloud" in relation to Xbox One replace it with "magic". Also:

But, we’ve also taken into account that our customers will want to play games and watch Blu-ray movies and live TV if they lose their connection.

How considerate of them.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

This reminds me of when Sony was saying playing the PS2 would be like the Matrix. I miss krazy ken.

lol that's what I was thinking. And this..
http://www.zdnet.com/uk-intelligence-dismisses-ps2-missile-fears-3002083302/

 

[ironcreed]

Dat sauce

 

[Brashnir]

Wow, what a crock of shit.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Rocket science.

So does this mean if my internet suddenly drops out in a 60fps 1080p game, it turns into a unstable 30fps sub 720p mess?

Spoiler

question is as serious as this 'news'

 

[Backfoggen]

Get your sweet delayed physics effects.

 

[ymmv]

When Arthur C. Clarke said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", he must have been thinking of The Cloud.

 

[Auto_aim1]

There's nothing stopping Sony from using "power of the cloud". Is it really practical for games? I don't think so.

 

[Withnail]

It's like the power of the Cell but for a new generation.

When Xbone games look bad, devs will be accused of failing to get to grips with the cloud.

 

[la flama blanca]

Go home Microsoft.

 

[deadcelledo]

 

[scoobs]

ahhhh made up numbers are so much fun. Why not infinite times more powerful since the cloud is infinite??

 

[Slair]

Say you were on a 56k modem with the xbone, how many times more powerful than the 360 would that be?

 

[ZROCOOL]

That's a small cloud

 

[massoluk]

LOL. This is getting fucking more stupid.
Xbone powerlevel is over 9000, but it can unleash an even more powerful Spirit Bomb by tapping the power of cloud.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

I am so sick of this shit, I have been a big XBOX guy all gen but whats happening at Microsoft right now is fucking crazy. Sony's show had some decent hardware talk (like you would have with someone that knows what they are talking about) and they admitted failures in the past. Microsoft is 5 billion transistors and infinite cloud power!

its night and day between them right now.