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RevDM

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ElectricBlanketFire said:
Just bought the laptop found here.

Here is my review that I posted:

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you are such a funny guy, you funny guy.

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so funny.
 
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PalaceBrother

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skybaby said:
I hate these:
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True story:

At Ralph Wilson stadium I saw a hammered Bears fan (decked out in Zubas-this is in like 2005) REST HIS BEER IN THE TROUGH and pick it up and keep drinking when he was done.

So gross. I've never been able to drink beer filled with urine since.
 
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BobTheFork

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The funniest thing in here is now the fact that some people can't properly work a urinal. It's easy not to piss on yourself or have splashback but it's going to take a physics lesson.
 
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RevDM

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BobTheFork said:
The funniest thing in here is now the fact that some people can't properly work a urinal. It's easy not to piss on yourself or have splashback but it's going to take a physics lesson.
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The concavity of a urinal is designed to deflect the urine towards its focal point. Unfortunately our urine isn't a massless sphere reflecting off a frictionless surface.
 
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BobTheFork

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RevDM said:
The concavity of a urinal is designed to deflect the urine towards its focal point. Unfortunately our urine isn't a massless sphere reflecting off a frictionless surface.
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The concavity directs urine towards the horizontal center, not vertical. So... Pee downward, not sideways. Pee with the curve not against it and I've never had an issue.
 
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RevDM

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BobTheFork said:
The concavity directs urine towards the horizontal center, not vertical. So... Pee downward, not sideways. Pee with the curve not against it and I've never had an issue.
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Bob has spherical urine.
 
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nyong

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Boonoo said:
I honestly do not understand why so many men are deathly afraid of standing next to someone at undivided urinals.
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You know how insecure women are about parts of their body because fashion magazines make them feel bad about themselves? The penis is all of these things rolled into one and multiplied by 100. And unlike women and breast size--because most guys reaaaaaaly don't care--men are worshipped or ridiculed by women (and society in general) based on the size of their penis. It determines whether they're desirable mates or sexual rejects. It determines whether a man is a man or only incidentally has an extra chromosome.

EDIT: To clarify, men simply don't like comparing themselves to other men. As far as modern society is concerned (in some circles) the penis is the man. It has everything to do with feeling vulnerable at comparing yourself to another man, and nothing to do with homophobia or anything such thing (in most cases) which some people assume.
 
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mcrae

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FTH said:
I like how he hides in the urinal afterwards. I mean, there aren't any actual sinks in there

He's probably in there sweating like, "omg please don't let CNN pick this up, please don't let America see this shit"
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nah, some urinals have running water, and most at least have paper towel/sanitizer.
 
Upsidedown Fuji

Upsidedown Fuji

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Enco said:
Sounds.. interesting.

Can't really imagine it. Suppose they're not bothered as much about privacy? That or they have no sense.
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Japanese seem to be more laid back about urination I suppose. Usually restrooms in Japan are built in hallways where men's restrooms are the first door at the end of a hall followed by the ladies at the very end.

Since this is how things are set up and the restrooms are doorless, and partitionless, this makes for some unavoidable sights. What's really dumb is that even when the men's restroom has a door with no partition beyond the door to block urinal view, guys just push the door open so it stays open. >_<

Women here are no stranger to seeing urinals or men in urinating position. In some bars/restaraurants I've frequented, the restrooms is unisex with both urinals and toilets... talk about feeling odd when a hot woman walks in on you and you're not even shooting porn. :(

The thinking behind restrooms in Japan probably starts in school. It's not uncommon to see girls cleaning the boy's bathroom or vice versa. It's also no shameful to let a little boy wizz in a parking lot, or old men for that matter even though there are laws against it. Heck sometimes the kids and old guys are so lazy they'll take a leak not more than a minute walk from where a convenience store/restaurant restroom may be... I'll never get used to it and I always find myself seeking out a stall most of the time in Japan. It's made me hyper bladder shy.

This could make a separate thread. Sorry if I detracted from the funny thread. I must post my own funny image...

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-viper-

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What the fuck was that guy thinking? LOL.

'ARE THESE URINALS?'

infact, what the fuck was he thinking? if it's not from the tap, DON'T use it to 'wash your hands'. jeez.
 
iNvid02

iNvid02

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there is an even better version for the last resort food thing

Cut my steak into pieces. I've reached my last resort. Mashed Potatoes, No Gravy! Don't give a fuck if&#65279; I eat my steak bleeding.
Do you even care if I die eating? Would it be wrong would it be&#65279; right? If I cut my steak with a butterknife, Chances are, I just might.
Mastication out of sight. And I'm&#65279; contemplating eating&#65279; rice. Chorus~ Cause I'm losing my bite! Drinking my wine, Wish somebody would tell me to dine.
Nothings alright,&#65279; nothing is fine. I'm cutting onions and I'm crying!!
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weekend_warrior

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nyong said:
You know how insecure women are about parts of their body because fashion magazines make them feel bad about themselves? The penis is all of these things rolled into one and multiplied by 100. And unlike women and breast size--because most guys reaaaaaaly don't care--men are worshipped or ridiculed by women (and society in general) based on the size of their penis. It determines whether they're desirable mates or sexual rejects. It determines whether a man is a man or only incidentally has an extra chromosome.

EDIT: To clarify, men simply don't like comparing themselves to other men. As far as modern society is concerned (in some circles) the penis is the man. It has everything to do with feeling vulnerable at comparing yourself to another man, and nothing to do with homophobia or anything such thing (in most cases) which some people assume.
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I just don't like having my dick out in the wild around complete strangers. It's not about insecurities or that I think people are looking. It's just about standing there with my dick in hand, right next to a stranger with their dick in their hand. It's just... uncomfortable.
 
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mcrae

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just made this..
i met her at the student bar i work at, she seemed cool circa halloween 2010.
now shes annoyed all the sercurity staff, door staff, and bar staff to death. a coworker is in her program and everyone there hates her apparantly. she only ever comes with the same 1 or 2 girls. i am still cool with her cause shes cute and has big tits... anyways this particular status update+comments+the fact that she gained 3 friends since the update made me lol

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Gui_PT

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I fucking hate how Facebook continuously begs me to add more people.

Heck, it even tells my friends to help me get more friends!

Why are people so obsessed with this? Having over 1000 friends and only actually knowing 5% of them?

Kids nowadays am disappoint
 
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SouthernDragon

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Nah, don't take it that way. Sometimes I see someone I know that I just hadn't added. We had forgotten over the years, and reconnect.

Thankfully, it's an option.
 
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jim-jam bongs

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weekend_warrior said:
I just don't like having my dick out in the wild around complete strangers. It's not about insecurities or that I think people are looking. It's just about standing there with my dick in hand, right next to a stranger with their dick in their hand. It's just... uncomfortable.
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You clearly hate your penis.
 
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KevinCow

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Gui_PT said:
I fucking hate how Facebook continuously begs me to add more people.

Heck, it even tells my friends to help me get more friends!

Why are people so obsessed with this? Having over 1000 friends and only actually knowing 5% of them?

Kids nowadays am disappoint
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Make sure you connect your Facebook account to your Yahoo account, Google account, AIM account, Skype, Windows Live Messenger, NeoGAF, your bank account, etc. so you can add every single person you've ever had even a remote amount of contact with!
 
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Gui_PT

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KevinCow said:
Make sure you connect your Facebook account to your Yahoo account, Google account, AIM account, Skype, Windows Live Messenger, NeoGAF, your bank account, etc. so you can add every single person you've ever had even a remote amount of contact with!
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OMG I must do that! Them bitches gonna be all over my SWAG!!
 
MetalAlien

MetalAlien

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skybaby said:
I hate these:
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They still use the ceramic version of that at the Drive in Here in Vegas. I've never seen so many guys go into a stall just to piss before... LOL I use the trough, like a friggen boss! Stand right in the middle!
 
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SneakyStephan

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nyong said:
You know how insecure women are about parts of their body because fashion magazines make them feel bad about themselves? The penis is all of these things rolled into one and multiplied by 100. And unlike women and breast size--because most guys reaaaaaaly don't care--men are worshipped or ridiculed by women (and society in general) based on the size of their penis. It determines whether they're desirable mates or sexual rejects. It determines whether a man is a man or only incidentally has an extra chromosome.

EDIT: To clarify, men simply don't like comparing themselves to other men. As far as modern society is concerned (in some circles) the penis is the man. It has everything to do with feeling vulnerable at comparing yourself to another man, and nothing to do with homophobia or anything such thing (in most cases) which some people assume.
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Really? I just don't want to get someone else's piss on my shoes...
 
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