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[Holmes]

(play this in the background)

WHEN?
Wednesday, October 19th at 9PM EST.

WHERE?
The Calm Lands (University of Nevada, Las Vegas)

STREAMS

C-SPAN: https://www.c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=third
(more will be added as soon as they appear)

THE STORY
Threatened by a fearsome menace, the United States is on the brink of destruction. For what feels like an eternity, Americans have lived in fear of Trump and the complete and total unhinged chaos that he brings everywhere he goes. While many have attempted to defeat him before them, only Hillary and her Surrogates are left to take him down once and for all. They have been travelling across the country gathering strength to finally defeat him, and tonight, Hillary and Trump meet in the Calm Lands for their final confrontation.

THE CHARACTERS

HILLARY CLINTON as YUNA
Naïve and well-meaning, she is America’s final hope – the only one that can defeat Trump.

DONALD TRUMP as SIN
America’s punishment for embracing the Tea Party. A threat to everyone and everything in its path.

TIM KAINE as WAKKA
One of Hillary’s most loyal Surrogates and a staunch follower of the Democratic teachings.

MIKE PENCE as SEYMOUR GUADO
Under the guise of helping America, he would use Trump and his immense power to position himself as its ruler.

BARACK OBAMA as TIDUS
A charismatic leader, he is doomed to disappear when Trump is finally defeated.

JOE BIDEN as AURON
Obama’s mentor. Fighting one final battle to defeat Trump.

MICHELLE OBAMA as LULU
Calm and collected, she isn’t afraid to drop some 🔥🔥🔥.

ELIZABETH WARREN as RIKKU
A fighter for the little guy, she does everything in her power to battle inequality and oppression.

BERNIE SANDERS as KIMAHRI
A complete socialist and chatterbox, he can lecture on and on about how the banks on Mt. Gagazet are letting the rich get richer at the expense of the poor.

The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them.

 

[Y2Kev]

DESTROY HIM, HILLARY

 

[Fracas]

Fingers crossed for a Bone Zone segment.

Throw us a bone, Ken.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Good luck everyone.

 

[RPGCrazied]

They haven't the last 2 debates, why stop now? They won't listen.

 

[Sanjuro]

LET'S GO CLINTON

CLINTON SUCKS

 

[GravityInsanity]

It finally ends tonight.

 

[RedHill]

Finish this, Hill-Dawg

 

[Savitar]

It's not the end.........but you can see it from here.

 

[The Look Away]

Thats a solid op, good job!

 

[Steel]

One last time.

 

[sazzy]

CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/


MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

for people outside the US

 

[Lord Frieza]

Watching the CBS New stream with Nevada undecided voters. My god, some of these people are so fucking stupid. There has been no talk about the middle east this election cycle? What? There was a large section last debate about the situation in Syria and ISIS.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I hope Hillary (or Trump) ends Trump's campaign tonight.

 

[How About No]

DESTROY HIM, HILLARY

Hillary doesn't have to do anything he'll auto-destruct all on his own

 

[Barzul]

Stronger Together!

 

[lmbotiva]

im dying to see obama's brother

 

[.JayZii]

Was that last thread a dream of the Fayth?

 

[Amir0x]

I am in to see Hillary bury Trump for the last and final time. Should be fun. I can't drink, so in place of a drinking game with alcohol I am going to take a swig of iced tea every time Trump says "I didn't say that" or "tremendous".

I expect to have my caloric intake for the next week tonight.

 

[haxamin]

What could have been.

 

[Vyse24]

And I was about to ask if the thread was gonna get a reset.

So who's Paine?

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

They haven't the last 2 debates, why stop now? They won't listen.

absolutely, it's so annoying I see their inability to stay silent as a sign of how fucked this election is

 

[Paskil]

YAAAAS, my body is ready for this shit.

 

[Liberty4all]

Posted from other thread

Trump statement on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/...ain_the_swamp/

Made 11 min ago

My Deplorables — This is it. The FINAL DEBATE.
The Corrupt Clintons are doing everything they can to stop us.
They are committing voter fraud, the rigged media is ignoring the facts, and they are telling lie after lie.
It shouldn’t be a surprise with these people. I am going to DRAIN THE SWAMP.
Loopholes are going to be closed. Term limits are going to be in place. Lobbyists are going to be stopped.
AND people like Crooked Hillary Clinton will no longer get rich off the backs of the hard working Americans that built this country.
We will WIN. We will MAGA.
Watch tonight on my Facebook page — www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump.
We are streaming it live with pre and post debate coverage. The media won’t cover the truth, so we are going DIRECT to the American people!
Watch, comment, and share the truth w/ #BigLeagueTruth.
If you want, you can contribute at www.DonaldJTrump.com/the_donald

Going to be crazy tonight

 

[EatinOlives]

DESTROY HIM, HILLARY

Wasn't this what people were (misguidedly) mad about at the last debate? That she didn't "destroy him" even though she would (and did) benefit a lot more from barely even engaging in his insanity.

I'm willing to bet she's gonna do the same this time. Just egg him on and step back. Donald is his own worst enemy, just let him run his mouth and maybe fight with Wallace.

 

[Bronx-Man]

What could have been.

*airhorn softly blares*

 

[jett]

The Final Shitshow

 

[commedieu]

What happened..

 

[JC Lately]

This may be the best OT OP I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

As the debate grows closer, a line from last season of the the Welcome to Night Vale podcast keep going round and round in my head:

I. AM. STILL. IN. THE. MUD. I. AM. STILL. IN. THE. MUD.

 

[BoosterDuck]

alright boys, just 6 short minutes until we see Trump go on a rampage

 

[Sanjuro]

I am in to see Hillary bury Trump for the last and final time. Should be fun. I can't drink, so in place of a drinking game with alcohol I am going to take a swig of iced tea every time Trump says "I didn't say that" or "tremendous".

I expect to have my caloric intake for the next week tonight.

Cut it with some lemonade every time you hear "locker room".

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

I wasn't even gonna watch any of this but It's getting a little hard to resist right about now.

 

[anaron]

Why is there a crowd again argh


prepare for WWE

 

[Already Torn]

To be honest I usually vote Democrat, but I'm gonna wait to see what Obama's half-brother has to say before I really make my decision.

 

[Speevy]

I wonder how many times he'll say locker room talk.

 

[Steel]

I wasn't even gonna watch any of this but It's getting a little hard to resist right about now.

A little brain bleach every once in awhile can't hurt you.

 

[CMojicaAce]

I have an Accounting exam in 5 minutes so I'm going to miss this.

Spoiler

Blessing in disguise?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Let's do this!

 

[CHC]

Genuinely don't understand why the even have an audience if they are forbidden from making noise - they always do it anyway. They should just do the damn thing in a studio.

 

[VeryGooster]

Let's ... do this...!

 

[malfcn]

What are the drinking rules?

Will Hillary cough, Trump sniff?

What kind of madness can we expect?

 

[Mobius 1]

Why is there a crowd?

 

[Meowster]

Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow!

 

[RedToad64]

Oh boy. Let's get this started.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

It's about to pop off!

This guy is really proud of his dumb university.

 

[paperboywriter]

Fuck im still awake, guess I have to at this point.

 

[xxracerxx]

Tacos and PBR...let's do this.

 

[Gobias]

Congrats on the stadium, guy

 

[Dai101]

 

[SURGEdude]

What are the drinking rules?

Will Hillary cough, Trump sniff?

What kind of madness can we expect?

If you go with Trump sniff you will die. Please don't die.