Maiden Voyage
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If your first thought is 'what?', you're not alone.
Millions of Gaffers are unaware of the hijinx that go on in the Friday OT thread. But perhaps you've born witness to the beef between
kanjobazooie
and
nightmare-slain
is spilling into other threads, curious as to what was going on. The spoilers below will tell the tale."So what's the beef?' I hear you clack away on your cherry mx switches. Well, it all started when Kanjo posted his hit jam "Bazooie Rap".
A young, up-and-coming featherweight named Nightmare fangirled hard.
Kanjo was FURious--he hates simping. Retreating to his lair, Kanjo emerged, diss track uploaded.
Upon hearing the track, nightmare vowed revenge.
The audience c r a v e s blood.
6 hours-deep in cold haggis and glasses of scotch, no ice--Nightmare released (and subsequently deleted upon sobering up) his diss track. Kanjo's blood pressure elevated and cardiac arrest quickly followed, taking his life at only 14 years old.
Not satisified, Nightmare decides to take a figurative and/or literal shit on Kanjo's desolate grave.
Like Kanye, Kanjo speaks from beyond the grave.
Fisticuffs ensue...
The rest is NeoGaf history.
A young, up-and-coming featherweight named Nightmare fangirled hard.
Kanjo was FURious--he hates simping. Retreating to his lair, Kanjo emerged, diss track uploaded.
Upon hearing the track, nightmare vowed revenge.
The audience c r a v e s blood.
6 hours-deep in cold haggis and glasses of scotch, no ice--Nightmare released (and subsequently deleted upon sobering up) his diss track. Kanjo's blood pressure elevated and cardiac arrest quickly followed, taking his life at only 14 years old.
Not satisified, Nightmare decides to take a figurative and/or literal shit on Kanjo's desolate grave.
Like Kanye, Kanjo speaks from beyond the grave.
Fisticuffs ensue...
The rest is NeoGaf history.
Will Kanjo resurrect or will he be killed again by the sick and twisted rhymes of MC Nightmare-slain? We'll see you all tomorrow in the Friday OT.
