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[Makai]

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Tuesday, November 10th
Big Boy Debate - 9 PM EST
Kids Table Debate - 7 PM EST

Rules:
No opening statements
90 seconds for answers
60-seconds for rebuttals
30 seconds for closing statements

Background music

Will our heroes continue sliding down the polls?

MODERATORS

Clock King
Neil Cavuto
knows when your campaign is finished

The Riddler
Maria Bartiromo
can stump the Trump

Deadshot
Gerard Baker
kills campaigns with wrist-mounted gotcha guns

BIG BOY DEBATE - 9 PM EST

Alfred
John Kasich
Whine Manor's loyal butler - that's why he's on the end

Batman
Jeb Bush
the dork knight - suffering builds character

Robin
Marco Rubio
the boy wonder - spoiler:

Spoiler

the plot of this primary is based on A Death In The Family

The Joker
Donald Trump
first he kills the Batman - then he builds a wall

Hush
Ben Carson
unremarkable brain surgeon - childhood reuptation as a psychotic lunatic is disputed

Bane
Ted Cruz
escaped from an island prison - enhances abilities with experimental drug "Freedom"

Clayface
Carly Fiorina
impersonates a successful CEO - is working on smiling more

Professor Pyg
Rand Paul
obsessed with perfection - manipulates an army of hypnotized "Paulotrons"

KIDS TABLE DEBATE - 7 PM EST

Killer Croc
Rick Santorum
strong association with sewage

Penguin
Chris Christie
commands a sprawling criminal empire - Port Authority of Gotham City

Scarecrow
Mike Huckabee
his victims see their darkest fears realized

Mr. Freeze
Bobby Jindal
campaign is frozen in cryogenic stasis

ON THE LOOSE

Catwoman
Lindsey Graham
will not shut up about his cat Isis

Thug #2
George Pataki
it's the bat - get him

Solomon Grundy
Jim Gilmore
will resurrect as an immortal super candidate in time for the National Convention on July 18th, a Monday

ARKHAM ASYLUM

Humpty Dumpty
Rick Perry
oops

Scarface and Ventriloquist
Scott Walker and David Koch
a puppet without a puppeteer

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BATSHIT-TIME. SAME BATSHIT-CHANNEL

Joe Chill
Hillary Clinton
killed Batman's parents - allegedly

Lex Luthor
Barack Obama
saved our economy by taking control of every dollar

Superman
Bernie Sanders
offered them Utopia - they fought for the right to live in Hell

Debate preview:

"Dr. Carson, in your book Gifted Hands™, you tell of an encounter with a wild grizzly bear at a camp. You say you befriended the bear and together you murdered ten campers. We tracked down the bear, but he says the campers were slaughtered by Victor Zsasz. We investigated further and found you never attended this camp."

Ben fidgeted in his seat until he finally said,

"Uh...I need to take a wittle wee wee."

After a commercial break, Ben returned with a new attitude. This was a side noone had seen before. When asked about his bizarre policy positions, he called the moderators idiots and reversed his own platform. He started yelling, even when it wasn't his turn to speak. The bandages slipped off of his face, revealing an almost unrecognizable candidate

 

[Chris R]

This is going to be so good.

 

[ElTorro]

Why are there so many of these when the candidates never have anything new or substantial to say about policy?

Like Ted Cruz and his ridiculous "the moderators are biased" act last time he tried to deflect an actual question he couldn't or didn't want to answer.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I got ma stories to watch..will DVR it..

 

[Veritigo_X]

Excellent OP, I feel like any number of villains could work for Carson.

No unidentified man for the democratic debate next week though? No one remembers him

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Nice OP!

 

[Bronx-Man]

When the fuck are we getting a Star Wars-themed OT?

 

[Zach]

:O

 

[Rhomega Beta]

The Clock King would be a great moderator, making sure everyone works within their time limits.

EDIT: I thought Jindal dropped out...

 

[half a moon]

Uh... Ok

 

[redhood56]

What a wonderful OP!

 

[ICKE]

Maria Bartiromo is the embodiment of the conservative establishment. One can only hope Trump has some good one liners prepared for her.

 

[Damaniel]

Awesome OP!

Hope to see Trump come out swinging at Carson and Rubio. There's certainly plenty of material for him to work with.

 

[commanderpepper]

Great op, I'm hoping that the smaller numbers will make the debate less painful to watch.

 

[Veritigo_X]

When the fuck are we getting a Star Wars-themed OT?

Next Republican debate is Dec. 15th, 3 days before Force Awakens. That would be a perfect time.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Excellent OP, I feel like any number of villains could work for Carson.

No unidentified man for the democratic debate next week though? No one remembers him

Yeah, man. So sad. Surely there's some invisible comic book villain who can work here.

 

[Africanus]

When the fuck are we getting a Star Wars-themed OT?

Jeb Bush as Episode III Anakin.

 

[mnannola]

Fucking amazing OP.

I love these debates.

 

[Dartastic]

Again? Another one? Holy shit this is ridiculous.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Yeah, man. So sad. Surely there's some invisible comic book villain who can work here.

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Lloyd_Ventrix

Edit: What a weird backstory.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Jeb Bush as Episode III Anakin.

"You were the chosen one!"

 

[Makai]

Yeah, man. So sad. Surely there's some invisible comic book villain who can work here.

 

[Ovid]

Maria Bartiromo is the embodiment of the conservative establishment. One can only hope Trump has some good one liners prepared for her.

She used to be on CNBC which according to Republicans is the "liberal media".

When has CNBC been a liberal channel? The channel caters to brokers and business professionals. Tradionally, these people vote Republican.

Shit doesn't make any sense.

 

[Mecha]

Again? Another one? Holy shit this is ridiculous.

There are only 8 left.

 

[Lord Fagan]

The OP we deserve.

 

[Big Blue]

I really hope they kowtow to the party and throw softballs at them.

 

[JustenP88]

Don't think I'll be contributing to the ratings on this one. I can only laugh at the group of sociopaths competing for the presidency for so long.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Next Republican debate is Dec. 15th, 3 days before Force Awakens. That would be a perfect time.

Excellent.

 

[Cerium]

Jeb Bush as Episode III Anakin.

That doesn't fit at all. Jeb has no passion, no energy. He's more like Episode VI Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Struct09]

One of the best OP's I've ever read

 

[Tehalemi]

...

This is what the Justice League looks like in an alternate universe. o__0

 

[Community Forum]

Will watch while my new games are downloading day one patches at incredibly low speeds.

 

[Oblivion]

There's another Republican debate already? Oh happy day.

 

[Shogmaster]

Truly epic OT. *golf clap*

I will tune in for the promise of yucks, then drink myself silly from induced depression.

 

[An-Det]

This scared me for a second, thinking that the debate was tonight. Definitely looking forward to the show. Quality OP, though my favorite is Pataki's.

Thug #2
George Pataki
it's the bat - get him

 

[Cyan]

Wait, Barack is running again?

 

[VanMardigan]

Ben Carson's picture should have been the one with him and Jesus. Missed opportunity OP

 

[chubigans]

Already claimed making this thread in the OT thread. Oh well I guess, this is fine. I just didn't want B-Dubs to do it. XD

Should be a good debate!

 

[Johndoey]

Greatest of all time OP thank you for this.

Wait, Barack is running again?

Watch as the Emperor seizes DIRECT CONTROL.

 

[Trouble]

Beautiful OP, Makai.

disgonbegood.gif

 

[Raxus]

These OT's are probably the only beacon of light in the darkness that is the debates. Time to sit for a nearly 3 hour wank fest. Bring alcohol. LOTS of alcohol.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Greatest of all time OP thank you for this.


Watch as the Emperor seizes DIRECT CONTROL.

UNLIMITED POWAH

 

[FyreWulff]

Wait, Barack is running again?

IF YOU SMELLLLL WHAT BARACK IS COOKIN

 

[neogaffer1]

So Thomas Wayne Jr is George Bush then?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

It's hard for me to imagine just how bullshit and soft the questions will be tomorrow, after all those demands by the GOP. Rather, I wonder if FOX Business is going to accommodate the candidates as much as they're expecting. If they go completely childish, it'll be a hit to their credibility. If they're perceived as being too harsh, they'll be labeled part of the librul meja!

 

[Slayven]

OP is killing me, I read it like 5 times.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Wow so soon. Had no idea there was another tomorrow.

 

[Manmademan]

Wait, Barack is running again?

Ben carson is going to remove his disguise and reveal his kenyan birth certificate after winning the nomination.

"IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

 

[codhand]

Ben Carson's picture should have been a festering asshole. Missed opportunity OP

.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Ben carson is going to remove his disguise and reveal his kenyan birth certificate after winning the nomination.

"IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

Even the Entire GOP bought it.. and then Priebus goes "Aw, Son of a Bitch"