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[ZombieTimeMachine]

I am surprised this thread is still alive.

My send off to the thread:

I just got my hair cut today!

Your hair looks fantastic! I am jealous =p

I just realized I am now a member. I thought it would take much longer

Spoiler

without this thread it would have

 

[Ezalc]

Let's see how long this thread can survive until EatChildren wakes up.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Let's see how long this thread can survive until EatChildren wakes up.

This thread will never be locked then

 

[Chuckie]

Lissar looking hot. I approve.

 

[Davedough]

Lissar looking hot. I approve.

It's the big smile

 

[Ezalc]

It's the big smile

The books add the final touch. Everybody knows books scream sex appeal. Just thinking about reading a good book, getting to that last line and finding the final word being cut off forcing me to turn the page to figure out what it truly is. Oooh that just gets me all hot and bothered.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

The books add the final touch. Everybody knows books scream sex appeal. Just thinking about reading a good book, getting to that last line and finding the final word being cut off forcing me to turn the page to figure out what it truly is. Oooh that just gets me all hot and bothered.

You dirty fiend.
Leave those books alone.

 

[Ezalc]

You dirty fiend.
Leave those books alone.

But that ink smell man, it's just so kinky. And you know they like it when you open them up and just dive in!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I like nothing better than to be balls deep in a great book.

 

[marrec]

But that ink smell man, it's just so kinky. And you know they like it when you open them up and just dive in!

I find book loving abhorrent mister and would thank you kindly if you'd take your abominable lusts elsewhere and away from me and mine.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I find book loving abhorrent mister and would thank you kindly if you'd take your abominable lusts elsewhere and away from me and mine.

What's your preferred abominable lust then?

 

[marrec]

What's your preferred abominable lust then?

Clean livin' and generosity sir! The only lusts where you get as much as you give, guaranteed!

 

[TheExodu5]

I like nothing better than to be balls deep in a great book.

That sounds painful.

 

[Minamu]

Well this took a weird turn.

 

[Ezalc]

I like nothing better than to be balls deep in a great book.

This guy knows what's up. (my bookmark)

I find book loving abhorrent mister and would thank you kindly if you'd take your abominable lusts elsewhere and away from me and mine.

Hey buddy, everybody has abominable lusts. We just have to accept each other for the twisted weirdos we all are.

 

[Davedough]

Clean livin' and generosity sir! The only lusts where you get as much as you give, guaranteed!

Maybe Pittsburgh isn't ready for me?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Maybe Pittsburgh isn't ready for me?

Don't worry, Marrec is the only Amish on the internet.

 

[marrec]

Don't worry, Marrec is the only Amish on the internet.

There are others... and on my signal they will strike you all down with the FIREY GLORY OF THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF!

I mean... uhhh... Yep.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Maybe Pittsburgh isn't ready for me?

Marrec hates fun. He had fun once, and it was horrible for him.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Whenever OKCupid stops being stupid, we should all check our scientific matchability

 

[Rom1944]

Whenever OKCupid stops being stupid, we should all check our scientific matchability

I was in before it was stupid. (hipster mode on)

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Whenever OKCupid stops being stupid, we should all check our scientific matchability

How is it being stupid?

I've thought about making a profile just to see what it's like but it seems like a lot of hassle.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

How is it being stupid?

I've thought about making a profile just to see what it's like but it seems like a lot of hassle.

Stupid as in it won't let me log in, technical issues and whatnot.
You totally should make a profile though, we've been having fun checking how well we match with each other in the IRC channel.

 

[FyreWulff]

Tried OKC. Never got any messages. Just ended up filling out as many quiz questions as I could so me and one of my friends could get her mis-match rating up with me really high, then I just gave up and deleted it.

 

[Palabrah]

BLLLLLATTTT HAMBURGER TIME

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Stupid as in it won't let me log in, technical issues and whatnot.
You totally should make a profile though, we've been having fun checking how well we match with each other in the IRC channel.

I got some time right now, maybe I'll make one.

 

[Rom1944]

i have a profile just for the lulz and is quite entertaining i have several pen-pals from different places in the world.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Hmmm, so I was making a profile and while I was still in the middle of filling it out I already had 4 new messages. Freaked me out a little.

 

[Rom1944]

Hmmm, so I was making a profile and while I was still in the middle of filling it out I already had 4 new messages. Freaked me out a little.

i think that is the norm in this sites people are spamming messages to females at an alarming rate.

 

[SRG01]

Hmmm, so I was making a profile and while I was still in the middle of filling it out I already had 4 new messages. Freaked me out a little.

Yeah, there are a lot of desperate guys on OkCupid. It's pretty much "lol didn't read send message"

 

[Kitsunebaby]

i think that is the norm in this sites people are spamming messages to females at an alarming rate.

Yeah, there are a lot of desperate guys on OkCupid. It's pretty much "lol didn't read send message"

Yeah, I was already kind of expecting it but it's still awkward.

I'll probably end up my profile most of the time. I find dating to be a giant hassle most of the time.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I like nothing better than to be balls deep in a great book.

this made me laugh harder than I have the past three days.
Thanks.

 

[ZombieTimeMachine]

I find dating to be a giant hassle most of the time.

Dating is the absolute worst. I am so bad at it. Gonna be forever alone.

Dating sites seem terrifying to me.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Dating is the absolute worst. I am so bad at it. Gonna be forever alone.

Dating sites seem terrifying to me.

It's already terrifying me. I've already gotten 9 messages and I can't say I'm really interested in any of them. I'm sure I'd find some of them a bit attractive if we were chatting person to person, but there's no charisma on a dating profile.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

It's already terrifying me. I've already gotten 9 messages and I can't say I'm really interested in any of them. I'm sure I'd find some of them a bit attractive if we were chatting person to person, but there's no charisma on a dating profile.

You'll get way more. A couple will be good. Don't expect anything more.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

this made me laugh harder than I have the past three days.
Thanks.

Very welcome! It's from book club. Someone said it about Lolita.

there's no charisma on a dating profile.

There can be charisma...

Good luck!

 

[Emitan]

but there's no charisma on a dating profile.

Dating sites need character sheets.

 

[Leeness]

Farewell RealAvatar. :<

Hahaha OKC. I deleted mine. I didn't really get messages anyway.

 

[ZombieTimeMachine]

You'll get way more. A couple will be good. Don't expect anything more.

I would imagine many of them to be something like what you would see on fatuglyorslutty.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

I would imagine many of them to be something like what you would see on fatuglyorslutty.

Most will be

One line, not thought up.
A very obvious message they send to everyone.
Ur hot.
Damn ur hot.
I wanna eat u.
Dick pic.
Hey I'm not like the rest of guys here I'm sure they're creeps hehe.

A couple are worth it.

 

[Professor Beef]

Dating sites need character sheets.

You think girls will dig my +10 Worldslayer?

 

[Rom1944]

once i got a message asking me if i wanted to be a slave and obey everything she asked via webcam to which i said no thanks good luck with that though.
So yes there are many trolls and weird people but there are some interesting people too but i don't know if it's worth the hassle to skim through hundreds of messages.(not my problem at all as i get a media 3 messages a month, i don't know why as i'm wearing a ring of charisma +20).

 

[SquiddyCracker]

If I'm gonna eat unhealthy, I'm not gonna pull any punches.

 

[Palabrah]

If I'm gonna eat unhealthy, I'm not gonna pull any punches.

You got the right idea son.

 

[yarden24]

Don't think you guys will be spared from food pictures just because I made a pizza thread btw

its kinda odd seeing falafal in a wrap, all the food looks great though



also I am much to lazy to think of an avatar (I had none before this one) so ill probably keep real pic going for a long time...

 

[FyreWulff]

If I'm gonna eat unhealthy, I'm not gonna pull any punches.

From right before I moved:

Man, I used to drink tons of Sprite Zero. One of my favorite sodas for some reason, even though it's basically carbonated salt water.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

From right before I moved:

Man, I used to drink tons of Sprite Zero. One of my favorite sodas for some reason, even though it's basically carbonated salt water.

Sprite Zero is my to-go soda nowadays.
It feels like a waste of "health" to go for the sugar laden variant when I can get the sugar free one