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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE: Sonic the Hedgehog

Silky

Banned
Hedgehog's eat shit? That explains a lot of Sonic games.

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Stop It

Perfectly able to grasp the inherent value of the fishing game.
I didn't know what to expect when I clicked this, turns out it was worse than I thought.

I do as pointed out that Tails would've probably eaten, rather than befriended sonic, but hey ho.

*makes note never to touch a hedgehog after realising what they do with faeces too*
 

Dusk Golem

A 21st Century Rockefeller
The feces thing is because hedgehogs are tolerant to a lot of toxins that are poisonous to other animals, it's not just poop but that's what's most commonly around. They've also been known to bite and kill animals that produce poison to defend themselves and rub the poison on themselves so other animals can't eat them, as they're immune to the poison themselves and it wards off predators. They rub it on their belly as their belly is their vulnerable spot.
 

Courage

Member
The whole rubbing shit on themselves part is pretty fitting for the series.

edit: looks like Takao got there first.
 

Vodh

Junior Member
So, you're telling me, the other guys from Sonic aren't hedgehogs?

Why do they all look the same?
 
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Deleted member 74300

Unconfirmed Member
Most people must have not seen or owned a real hedgehog before. Scientifically inaccurate more like it.

However it is proven that most new Sonic games are shit.
 
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