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[i_am_ben]

Vigilant Walrus, have you seen anyone about your sexual desires towards dolphins?

 

[rrc1594]

That's some fucked up shit right their.

 

[CadetMahoney]

Was scared this was going to be Navy Seals having sex with aquatic life or something.

 

[canoli2006]

Damn seagull is there ready for the sloppy seconds.

 

[maquiladora]

Damn seagull is there ready for the sloppy seconds.

 

[thesuperfunk]

Pingu will never be the same.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Ain't got time for bird sex man

 

[lacinius]

is this like that chimp that had sex with the frog

I hate that I know what this is... you just can't unsee shit like that. :\

 

[FalsettoVibe]

That's pretty messed up.

 

[CharminUltra]

That's flipping weird.

 

[PJV3]

There's a more sinister seal in pingu who looks a bit pervy, i'm on my phone so I can't show the one i'm thinking of.

 

[Professor Renegade]

That penguin in the OP has seen some shit.

 

[Deleted member 13876]

i htink humans are the only creature to assign a definition to rape. in the animal kingdom, it's just sex

Did you know penguins have 500 different words for snow?

 

[PJV3]

Did you know penguins have 500 different words for snow?

They need a few more for horny seals.

 

[Einhander]

OK GAF, fess up, which one of you furries have been teaching the seals to fuck penguins.

 

[Slackbladder]

I assume this happens all the time, it's just rarely been observed. Really, it's no worse than a dog trying to hump your leg. Though the difference in size is quite apparent. So in that respect I feel sorry for the penguin at getting nearly crushed by a randy seal. Lucky for the penguin it wasn't an elephant seal!

 

[vwnut13]

So, beastiality occurs in nature, does that mean it's okay for humans?

 

[Baron_Calamity]

Bronys of the oceans.

 

[lilltias]

 

[Apoc29]

 

[EdibleKnife]

Strange that researchers would give seals such cutesy names

 

[Kopite]

And so have the seals.

 

[Kathian]

Fuck seals.

In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.

Jesus fucking christ

 

[mantidor]

This is what happens when you start legalizing gay marriage. Now everything in nature is completely out of whack!!!!

Joking aside, that's pretty messed up lol.

What I came here to say.

The conservatives were right!

 

[Moff]

 

[Paracelsus]

I'm surprised nobody posted that gif with the big mule trying to rape that guy taking a piss.

 

[Nibel]

Video reminded me of that DJ Khaled gif having sex with someone

 

[lilltias]

 

[Darkangel]

Interspecies Erotica

 

[Emerson]

Yes guess what everyone a whole lot of fucked up shit goes on in the animal kingdom.

 

[sangreal]

that penguin looks like a GoT character

e: oh, I see that has already been established

 

[Akiller]

Did you know penguins have 500 different words for snow?

And just one For rape.

 

[NaturalHigh]

And just one For rape.

Snow means snow!

And I don't know if it is rape without seeing full penguitration.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Reminds me of Carl from ATHF

 

[cLOUDo]

 

[Dead Prince]

the penguins face is like "i give no fucks" but gives a fuck lol.

 

[CornDogg]

 

[StarlordDial]

Inb4 someone photoshops bill crosby on em

 

[Thug Waffle]

we need to start considering the implications of a penguin/seal hybrid, as well as what that means for mankind at large

 

[Akiller]

I think Prof. Oak wouldn't approve something like that.

we need to start considering the implications of a penguin/seal hybrid, as well as what that means for mankind at large

A pengueal.

 

[triplestation]

i thought it was gonna be a twist when i clicked the thread i thought navy seals were haivng sex with penguins

 

[Cow Mengde]

Here somuchwater, this is how it happens.

 

[wildfire]

Next thing you'll tell me is that there are sealguin hybrids.

Oh, seals the animals, not the soldiers.

Moving along then.

*hands on hips*

Oh you.

 

[Violet_0]

So, beastiality occurs in nature, does that mean it's okay for humans?

2.6% of all Canadians agree with this statement

 

[Charcoal]

Oh, of course it's the male seals doing the raping. It's never the female seals...

 

[Broder Salsa]

i thought it was gonna be a twist when i clicked the thread i thought navy seals were haivng sex with penguins

That's not news, been known for a while.

 

[-Horizon-]

/dead

 

[Ether_Snake]

"Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella)"

Oh come on, when is it NOT sexual harassment in the animal kingdom? 50% of the time?

 

[Stinkles]

Ted Cruz warned you this would happen. You didn't listen. You reap what you sow, America.

 

[Bravocado]

I love you all. I'm also dying.