For clarity, here's the Post's summary of events:
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/baldwin_shia_way_beef_sryapDDbiP62s0fzLSIXjM
Original OP:
I was waiting for someone to compile Shia's Twitter craziness into one big article before posting about this, and DListed sums things up pretty well.
Oh, and they've already replaced him by newcomer Ben Foster.
I've bolded around Michael K.'s color commentary, but must read the whole thing for the full effect. (Source)
The only thing Michael K. neglected to mention was that Shia also tweeted an article about the difficulties actress Jan Maxwell had while working with Alec on a production.
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And I've posted crazier, more pretentious things on NeoGAF, of all places, so I don't have much room to comment.
NY Post's Page Six said:Shia LaBeouf abruptly exited his Broadway debut, Orphans, following apparent disagreements with his hot-tempered co-star Alec Baldwin that made them incompatible.
Producers announced that LaBeouf parted ways with the show after just a week of rehearsals due to creative differences, even though the plays scheduled to begin previews March 19.
But last night LaBeouf, 26, posted e-mail exchanges on Twitter revealing divisions between him and bombastic Baldwin.
In a message titled Creative Differences LaBeouf posted an e-mail to him from director Dan Sullivan, which reads, Im too old for disagreeable situations. Youre one hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. You are who you are. You two are incompatible. I should have known it. This one will haunt me. You tried to warn me. You said you were a different breed. I didnt get it.
LaBoeuf also displays an e-mail to Baldwin that talks about acting like a real man, adding, A man can tell you he was wrong . . . He can apologize, even if sometimes its just to put an end to the bickering. Alec, Im sorry for my part of a disagreeable situation. (Hat tip to Gawker who noticed that LaBoeuf lifted the passage verbatim from Tom Chiarella's piece "What Is a Man?" from Esquire's 2009 "How to Be a Man" issue.)
An e-mail from Baldwin in response reads, I dont have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word.
But sources close to the show tell The Posts Michael Riedel that LaBeouf was fired because he wasnt good in the role, and the actor is blaming it on his differences with Baldwin.
But Monday, LaBeouf wrote on Twitter, Put my hand thru the door at rehearsals. then apologized to our playwright this was his response. He posted an e-mail from playwright Lyle Kessler, which read, What youre doing is beautiful.
LaBeouf posted a final screenshot of an e-mail exchange with his second ex-co-star, Tom Sturridge.
In the message, Sturridge writes to LaBeouf, I dont understand what has happened here and compliments the Transformers star for [lifting] the play to a place higher than maybe it ever deserved to be.
On a happier note, this morning the actor posted yet another screenshot of an e-mail from Orphans fight director Rick Sordelet. Sordelet, who also lectures at Yale University, praises LaBeouf and tells him that the head of the Yale School of Dramas acting department would love to talk to you about the MFA program.
Orphans is an intense play about two orphaned brothers who survive on petty thievery and cans of tuna. When they kidnap a rich gangster (Baldwin), he morphs into their father figure.
As if Baldwin didnt have enough problems, his week started off with him facing hate-crimes accusations over a racially charged run-in with a Post photographer.
LaBeoufs rep declined to comment last night.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/baldwin_shia_way_beef_sryapDDbiP62s0fzLSIXjM
Original OP:
I was waiting for someone to compile Shia's Twitter craziness into one big article before posting about this, and DListed sums things up pretty well.
Shia LaDouche was supposed to make his Broadway debut opposite Alec Baldwin and Tom Sturridge in the play Orphans, but he dropped out just a week into rehearsals and the old "creative differences" excuse was the reason given for why he quit that bitch. I figured that meant everybody was busy being creative while he was in the corner drunkenly punching a metal folding chair, because it told him his performance in Transformers was emotionally lacking. Others figured that Shia was fired because when he got into the same room as Alec, the asshole levels exploded and the 100-year-old bricks on the walls started to break and crumble. Those who figured that were right! I think.
A source told The New York Times that director Daniel Sullivan was worried about Shia's "performance choices" and had several talks with Shia and the producers about this before he decided that the role should be recast. Shita (typo and it stays) couldn't keep his mouth shut about this and he went a Twitter rampage last night, tweeting the e-mail he wrote to everyone involved in the production and then he posted everyone's responses. Shia's email was co-produced by his local weed dealer and Jack Daniels, because it is a rambling stream of melodramatic ridiculousness. If Game of Thrones was rebooted and set in 1940s Boston and written by a writer who claims he's the second coming of David Mamet, this is what one of the monologues would read like. This is some serious Valar Dohaeris shit and not in a good way:
My dad was a drug dealer. He was a shit human. But he was a man. He taught me how to be a man. What I know of men, Alec is. A man is good at his job. Not his work, not his avocation, not his hobby. Not his career. His job. A man can look you up and down and figure some things out. Before you say a word, he makes you. From your suitcase, from your watch, from your posture. A man infers.
A man owns up. Thats why Mark McGwire is not a man. A man grasps his mistakes. He lays claim to who he is, and what he was, whether he likes them or not. Some mistakes, though, he lets pass if no one notices. Like dropping the steak in the dirt.
He does not rely on rationalizations or explanations. He doesnt winnow, winnow, winnow until truths can be humbly categorized, or intellectualized, until behavior can be written off with an explanation. A man knows his tools and how to use them just the ones he needs. Knows which saw is for what, how to find the stud. A man does not know everything. He doesnt try. He likes what other men know. A man can tell you he was wrong. That he did wrong. That he planned to. He can tell you when he is lost. He can apologize, even if sometimes its just to put an end to the bickering. Alec, Im sorry for my part of a dis-agreeable situation. - Shia.
A man also knows how to wear out a fucking bong, apparently. What kind of pretentious foolery? Like dropping shit in my eyes. Even James Franco is like, "Hit the brakes, Shia!"
UPDATE: Shia LaDouche's "a man" monologue was pretty much a copy + paste job of this article from Esquire. Of course!
And here's Alec's response. It's best if you read this in Michael Caine's voice, because I'm pretty sure this is one of Alfred's speeches from Batman:
Ive been through this before. Its been a while. And perhaps some of the particulars are different. But it comes down to the fact that what we all do now is critical. Perhaps especially fro you. When the change comes, how do we handle it, whether it be good or bad? What do we learn? I dont have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word. AB
Shia responded with, "Same. Be well. Good luck on the play. You'll be great."
And Tom Sturridge responded with:
Are you still here? I dont really know what to write. I went in this afternoon and they were all there producers, etc. I said my piece but they didnt really listen. I dont understand what has happened here. Maybe you have had a more enlightening conversation with someone by now. All I can say is that it truly was an honour to work with you even if it was only for a few days. I was stunned by the work you were doing, the performance you were giving. I think you lifted the play to a place high than maybe it even deserved to be. I hope this isnt the last time we work together and I especially hope it isnt the last time we see each other. Hope youre ok brother Tom
I think what Tom really meant to write was, "Are you still here, because it sounds like the shit you're smoking is making your brain liquefy and leak out of the pores on your head and I'm going to need your dealer's number."
And finally, Daniel Sullivan responded with this:
Im too old for disagreeable situations. Youre on hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. You are who you are. You two are incompatible. I should have known it. This one will haunt me. You tried to warn me. You said you were a different breed. I didnt get it. Dan
Actor and theater people are so beyond weird. Why aren't all of us in the theater? You get to smoke a lot of drugs and write emails like you're a character in a superhero movie. "You tried to warn me! The change is coming! I should've listened! Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
And since we've gone this far, let's go all the way and let the foolery tip our chairs back until we fall on the floor. Here's Shia's audition video:
http://vimeo.com/58326220
Oh, and they've already replaced him by newcomer Ben Foster.
I've bolded around Michael K.'s color commentary, but must read the whole thing for the full effect. (Source)
The only thing Michael K. neglected to mention was that Shia also tweeted an article about the difficulties actress Jan Maxwell had while working with Alec on a production.
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And I've posted crazier, more pretentious things on NeoGAF, of all places, so I don't have much room to comment.