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Shopper goes into a store and then masturbates on the Xmas tree display

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‘Sickening’ shopper ‘went into store – then masturbated all over its Christmas tree display’

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A ‘sickening’ shopper went into a store, then ‘discreetly’ hid behind its display of Christmas trees and masturbated all over them, police say. Perrion Smith, 30, is said to have pleasured himself in the unidentified big box store in Thibodaux, Louisiana, on Sunday afternoon.

Despite Smith’s attempts to conceal himself among the festive foliage, he was spotted performing the solo sex act by multiple customers, it is alleged. Police were called, with Smith fleeing the scene as they arrived, the Houma Times reported.

Thibodaux Police Department Chief Bryan Zeringue said afterwards: ‘Mr Smith’s actions were sickening. There is no place for this type of lewd behavior and we will push to see that Mr. Smith is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.’

Smith’s alleged antics forced the shop to dispose of $500 worth of Christmas tree inventory, over fears the alleged pervert had soiled it. He tried to flee the scene as police arrived, but was arrested before he could escape, it is claimed.

Smith was arrested on charges including obscenity felony. He was taken to Lafourche Parish Correctional Complex, where he is being held in lieu of $15,000 bond.

Source: Metro
 

SirTerry-T

Member
"At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas cums but once a year."
Famous words from the English poet and farmer Thomas " five knuckle shuffle" Tusser
 

T8SC

Gold Member
You better not watch
You better not spy
You better not grass
I'm telling you why
Perrion Smith is cumming in store.
 

BigBooper

Member
The title sounds like the setup to a joke I've never heard before. After reading the article, yep, never heard of that before.
 
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Foamy

Unconfirmed Member
Rather than taking him to jail shouldn't he have been taken straight to the psych ward?
 
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