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[Hot Coldman]

...with a twist.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/12/d4-on.../?hootPostID=1369d4801dc8106d0b6bdf9172155e58

GameCentral: Are you ever intending to return to Deadly Premonition with a new game, and if not what else are you working on at the moment?

Hidetaka Suehiro: Deadly Premonition is always on my mind. But I have no idea what form it’ll take, when it’ll appear, who I’ll work on it with, or how I’ll present it. The only answers are in the coffee.

Aside from that, I’m also working on a story about a high school girl detective who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders. But all the publishers keep telling me ‘There’s no way we could put out such a perverted game!’ LOL!

I wish someone would let me make it.

 

[L~A]

Kickstarter when?

Seriously, if he really wants to make the game (and isn't just trolling), Kickstarter is his safest bet.

 

[Slowdive]

Let's all ask Sony on Twitter.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

wat
wat?
....


what?

 

[TomShoe]

I'd buy it. Ask Compile Heart and put it on Vita.

Spoiler

Add it to the list of my secret shame games, of which I have many ;_;

 

[Johndoey]

Yes please, finally my dreams are coming true.

 

[Bumpers]

I want this to be my first Kickstarter to fund.

 

[Deft Beck]

Sounds absolutely bonkers.

 

[matrix-cat]

Day one in my coffee.

 

[Certinty]

Actually sounded pretty good until that 'part'.

Saying that though I usually love games like this but I didn't like D4 at all so even if this or anything similar happens I'm not sure whether I'll like it or not.

 

[Alcoholikaust]

A couple people use kickstarter, he could try there.

Lmao- at the premise.

*backed

 

[Lyriell]

Uhm... Swery you crazy man...

Never change.


Also I would back this kickstarter. Kinect controls?

 

[Evilmaus]

Kickstarter is your friend Swery. You'll get the funding you need.

 

[JBourne]

Swery, I love you. But I don't want to play a game where I solve crimes by having a high school girl masturbate.

 

[Jigolo]

The word Swery makes me happy and I don't know why. It is amazing

 

[Nightengale]

Be more subtle, SWERY.

Sell it to publishers as psychometry. Don't let them know till a week before release that the side-effects of it is that it arouses.

 

[itchyass86]

What in the name of fuck?



I guess if that's what SWERY wants to make then I'm sure he'll do a good job. Still though. I'm floored. Mind is currently blown.

 

[Genio88]

It sounded like Life is Strange, until i read about that strange power

 

[MayMay]

Id play it

 

[Lady Siara]

I'm sure the Kinect controls (or other applicable input device) would be interesting.

 

[QaaQer]

Dude has the best sense of humour...oh wait, he is serious?

BTW, everyone here should see Lady Ninja 2 on Netflix. Lol.

 

[cardinalmind]

I'm sure the Kinect controls would be interesting.

The Playstation Move is a better fit for this... with its bulb and slim controller. LOL

Stay weird, SWERY.

 

[QaaQer]

I'm sure the Kinect controls would be interesting.

You need 5.1 for the full experience as well.

Reminds me of this:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8f7vy_alec-plays-the-wii_fun

 

[Mechazawa]

Do it Swery. Put out your masturbation detective game and get that Otaku money, baby.

Then you can fund more episodes of D4.

 

[donutzsick]

day 1...

 

[Lijik]

Aside from that, I’m also working on a story about a high school girl detective

Sounds amazing, I liked Persona 4, I liked Deadly Premonition, this is like both of those things! Go on

who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders.

oh i uh.....

 

[funkystudent]

I bet Swery could make one heck of a VR game.

 

[Alfredo]

Sounds like a perfect Vita game.

 

[SerTapTap]

I'd buy a physical copy and fantasize about it to help me solve murders

 

[gabbo]

 

[Tizoc]

Ayo kickstart this for steam and offer uncensored Steamy ver. as drm-free

I was down once I read SWERY and the thread title.

 

[Durante]

Kickstarter when?

That's exactly what I was about to post.

 

[rrc1594]

Nahhhhh!

 

[Snaku]

Sounds like a perfect Vita game.

So nobody knows it exists? Might as well put it on the ngage.

 

[Acquiescence]

Whatever he makes next, it can't be any worse than the second half of Deadly Premonition.

 

[Give War A Chance]

SWERY isn't a real person, is he? I feel like SWERY has become an idea.

 

[Lyriell]

SWERY isn't a real person, is he? I feel like SWERY has become an idea.

We are all SWERY in our hearts.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

I'm pretty sure I've read that manga.

 

[Carl]

Swery, I love you. But I don't want to play a game where I solve crimes by having a high school girl masturbate.

Yes you do.

 

[Cimarron]

I really wish I got his games. They just don't click with me. I need to try playing D4 again.

 

[Dylan Sexbang]

Aside from that, I’m also working on a story about a high school girl detective

You have my attention SWERY-

who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders.

And now you have my purchase.

Get on it Spencer, publish it, give it a collectors physical, include the girls' shimapan. Day freaking one.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

No thank you.

 

[LiK]

the masturbation thing ain't gonna fly but I like the rest of this premise. Swery does do mystery really well. and I'm all for a female protag cuz I love all the female characters in his games.

 

[Bl@de]

story about a high school girl detective who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders

Go to Kickstarter. I'll be there!

 

[JordanKZ]

SWERY is the best and worst kinds of incredible. This game sounds so outlandish and stupid that I really wish someone would fund it.

 

[Hot Coldman]

the masturbation thing ain't gonna fly but I like the rest of this premise. Swery does do mystery really well. and I'm all for a female protag cuz I love all the female characters in his games.

just make it like a spiritual sequel to Famicom Detective Club, I'd be down

 

[Kyonashi]

Relevant. SWERY doesn't see the point in pre-ordering games.

 

[Jawmuncher]

After reading the description.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

Would still buy it though. He should try and kickstart if no one want's to publish.

 

[Durante]

Relevant. SWERY doesn't see the point in pre-ordering games.

Well, he's right.

 

[Gbraga]

Swery pls, lmao

I'd instaback that shit.

The answer, as always, is in the coffee.