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[Javaman]

everyone on sourcetv rooted for you last night java

'preciate that guys. That was a very painful experience. On foundry it took till the last 1/3 before I got my first human or building kill P. Those guys on red were really watching their backs. I had a couple of spectacular "swing-and-a-miss"s too. Next time I'm going to make spy a lower priority than 3.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

My, someone got banned again in a hurry.

 

[Hazaro]

'preciate that guys. That was a very painful experience. On foundry it took till the last 1/3 before I got my first human or building kill P. Those guys on red were really watching their backs. I had a couple of spectacular "swing-and-a-miss"s too. Next time I'm going to make spy a lower priority than 3.

You got me a few times. I got you a few times.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

You got me a few times. I got you a few times.

Easy to get someone when you Void Ray Rush.

 

[Rebel Leader]

What's your CPU, GPU, RAM?
CPU makes up for most of the game processing power.

4 cores.. approx 1.8 GHz each, 4GB ram, 2GB video card (I believe)

I have it installed and it runs fine

 

[SteveWinwood]

4 cores.. approx 1.8 GHz each, 4GB ram, 2GB video card (I believe)

I have it installed and it runs fine

You'll be golden with that.

If it crashes, don't worry. That happens to everyone. All the time.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

yeef you need to create some kind of custom netcode for the server that makes alien actually obey the laws of physics

 

[Rebel Leader]

You'll be golden with that.

If it crashes, don't worry. That happens to everyone. All the time.

Well I'm new to this ... PC gaming area... .. and I'm so confused on the keyboard XD

 

[Professor Beef]

Well I'm new to this ... PC gaming area... .. and I'm so confused on the keyboard XD

In that case, play Medic.

 

[Rebel Leader]

In that case, play Medic.

I have

 

[Jake Tower]

How does it work even?

Hell if I know. It's never worked for me.

 

[Alienups]

Thank you Jank

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540674592467285676/46EAD99718CB98634A8627CD5582F25B39EDC3FD/

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540674592467422368/EFB5F50FFD102F4B3454A6347B136AA96E226083/

 

[Clydefrog]

Thank you Jank

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540674592467285676/46EAD99718CB98634A8627CD5582F25B39EDC3FD/

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540674592467422368/EFB5F50FFD102F4B3454A6347B136AA96E226083/

yeah i'm gonna need that from you, thanks.

 

[RumblingRosco]

"It's like a rare Pokemon."

Awesome.

Also fuck I got caber'd.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Thank you Jank

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540674592467285676/46EAD99718CB98634A8627CD5582F25B39EDC3FD/

How do you get the game to show the FPS?

 

[Cloudius12]

How do you get the game to show the FPS?

cl_showfps 1

type it in console

The Strange Huntsman is located in a very rare crate drop (Salvage Crate) and the chances to get one is like 10-20% out of the crate.

 

[SteveWinwood]

To get to the console use the "`" key. The tilde at the top left below esc.

 

[Rebel Leader]

To get to the console use the "`" key. The tilde at the top left below esc.

Nothing is showing up

 

[Alienups]

edit: what artist said

 

[ArtistDude88]

Nothing is showing up

You have to enable console in the settings.

Options > Keyboard > Advanced > check "enable developer console"

Then you can press ` to bring it up

Edit: Beaten, but, I like my way. So, n'yah.

 

[SteveWinwood]

PC Gaming!

 

[Rebel Leader]

PC Gaming!

Oh stop it T_T

 

[Alienups]

Time to play Huntsman for 4 months until the 40 stops dropping and then see what the price does.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Oh stop it T_T

It gets stupid sometimes.

 

[Yeef]

Time to play Huntsman for 4 months until the 40 stops dropping and then see what the price does.

Supposedly, if you gift a strange weapon it keeps its counter. So you can probably get it to Hale's Own and Gift Wrap it for MAXIMUM PROFIT!

Also:

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Why was Togglecan'tspellthisshit banned? I just noticed.

 

[Yeef]

Why was Togglecan'tspellthisshit banned? I just noticed.

Somehow the mods found out he was Twig. I'm betting it was DOTA-related.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Ah. Guess he didn't know that they can check the IP address from which you are connecting.

Edit: I hate the download speed around here. Fucking 150 kb/sec!! It's gonna take me forever to download this crap on my mac.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Shit, I turned on my gamin' PC and I think the magic smoke escaped. Might be a long while before I get on the Jank again.

In consolation:

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

The rag doll physics are pretty hilarious at times. I got a screen shot of a Sniper that died just when he killed me, got backstabbed with a big ass grin.

 

[Oreoleo]

Somehow the mods found out he was Twig.

Shit, I turned on my gamin' PC and I think the magic smoke escaped.

So why's this dingus still around?

 

[Yeef]

So why's this dingus still around?

Is dingus your new favorite word?

Additionally, crappy replays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6BgmlQ_ciU&hd=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY4STAEslCE&hd=1

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

I haven't seen any Saxxy worthwhile replay this year.

 

[Forkball]

Meet the Pyro preview:

Also not sure how many times I've seen this screen.

 

[Yeef]

Also not sure how many times I've seen this screen.

 

[XenoRaven]

Thanks for showing me how bad I am at this game GAF! Can we ban Soka from playing Sniper?

 

[Proven]

Oh. So Togglesworth really was Twig. I thought it was a joke before. Oh.

Thanks for showing me how bad I am at this game GAF! Can we ban Soka from playing Sniper?

I want to ban everybody from playing Sniper. Then Spy.

 

[XenoRaven]

Then we can ban demos and pyro air blasts and this game will never make me frustrated again!

 

[Yeef]

We should also ban heavies, soldiers and scouts.

Then the whole game with be Airblastless-pyros, engineers and medics.

It would be grand.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Ew.



Engineers.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Dammit, if anything is getting banned it's minisentries.

They are the worst.

 

[Professor Beef]

Dammit, if anything is getting banned it's minisentries.

They are the worst.

Only if you play a squishy class.

 

[Yeef]

Here's how you make mini sentries better:

• Reduce their range by 30 % or so.
• Make them deploy at half health instead of full health.
• Make them significantly louder (dead ringer levels of loudness) and make the light on the sentry flash faster so that it stands out even more.

Here's how you make the wrangler better:

• Either reduce the shield resistance or make the engineer take mini-crits while wrangling.
• Make the shield drop the second he switches away/dies rather than staying up for an extra few seconds
• Remove the auto-aim or at least make it based on the actual hitboxes rather than the gigantic, all-class player hull.
• Remove the enforcer and the Tomislav from the game.
• Fix hit detection in general, especially melee hit detection.

Valve should just outsource all weapon balancing to me. Then the game would be great.

Oh, also, in other news, I'm not sure when this happened, but it seems like the knife-raising animation actually shows up pre-backstab when crits are off. So that's useful.

 

[Shadow Hog]

Shit, I turned on my gamin' PC and I think the magic smoke escaped. Might be a long while before I get on the Jank again.

In consolation:

Well, don't keep us hanging. What'd you rate cp_yukon_final?

 

[SteveWinwood]

Here's how you make mini sentries better:

• Reduce their range by 30 % or so.
• Make them deploy at half health instead of full health.
• Make them significantly louder (dead ringer levels of loudness) and make the light on the sentry flash faster so that it stands out even more.

Somebody gets it.

 

[Yeef]

My Family Business is Uncharitable.

That amuses me.

 

[AcciDante]

My Family Business is Uncharitable.

That amuses me.

THE BUSINESS

 

[Yeef]

THE BUSINESS

I imagine like some girl scouts or a homeless person walking in asking for a handout and some old lady (who is the propriety of THE BUSINESS) going on a tirade about parasites that want to leech off of the success of THE BUSINESS.

Then, the homeless man (or girl scouts) leave a mark on THE BUSINESS'S mailbox to warn other hobos not to stop there.

 

[Borgnine]

I imagine like some girl scouts

Me too.

Minigineer was fun but it wasn't really producing the kind of frustration I wanted, and it's also a pretty boring class too. I don't like helping people and you have to do a lot of that. Revenge crits are sweet though cause you can save them shits up.

 

[ZekeThePlumber]

Totally stole this from Kirsten of me chilling out working on my demotan.