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http://books.google.com/books?id=YT...esnum=4&ved=0CDEQ6AEwAzgK#v=onepage&q&f=false

1. Introduction
2. The history of penis naming
3. How to choose: finding the right name for your friend
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[MrToughPants]

"As soon as a little boy discovers his wiener he realizes that there's power in his penis..."

 

[carlosp]

"each penis deserves a memorable name that reflects the distinctive qualities that make it unique"

 

[Shanadeus]

It's so juvenile to name a natural extending part of your body.

Yes, I know that they're supposed to "have a mind of their own" but I can't help but sigh whenever I hear some manchild talk about their "General Driller", "Commander in briefs", Johnson etc.

 

[-COOLIO-]

Xviar, The Destroyer of Worlds

 

[Xater]

Xviar, The Destroyer of Wrolds

I'll call mine Xenu then.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Galactus!

Consumer of Worlds

 

[zlatko]

The General.

Because I salute him whenever I see him.

 

[Door2Dawn]

I shall call you Eduardo!

 

[Rad-]

Pixie Prick +3. Target must save vs. poison or sleep for 2 rounds.

Who gets the reference wins GAF.

 

[fastford58]

Haven't name my penis, but my ass is General Colon Bowell. He barks commands.

 

[carlosp]

Haven't name my penis, but my ass is General Colon Bowell. He barks commands.

General Anal.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

My penis's name is Troy McClure. You may have seen him in Jessica from the coffee shop or Sarah from the bar.

 

[Metroid]

I always liked the name Prvt. Parts.

 

[triplestation]

the basilisk

 

[dreamcastmaster]

Big Don.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Claire

 

[batbeg]

I was partially named after Little Jake, so of course I call my penis Big Jake. Doubling as John Wayne makes it even more awesome.

 

[El Sloth]

George Clooney

 

[Monocle]

Jagdfaust the Stern

 

[enzo_gt]

Goku.

 

[Monocle]

Goku.

Can it go super?

 

[enzo_gt]

Can it go super?

Four times over if it dishes out and gets enough beatings.

 

[CygnusXS]

Jordan Not-So-Junior

 

[Monocle]

Four times over if it dishes out and gets enough beatings.

It must be hard to stand firm against such a stiff challenge.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Galactus!

Consumer of Worlds

I'd say that's more of a vaginal name if anything.

 

[Parts]

Indiana Jones.

 

[flamingbs]

it's best if the name comes with a slogan, like mine: "Big Ben just struck high noon."

 

[bud]

HIS MAJESTY KING JAFFE-JOFFER OF ZAMUNDA

 

[arab]

Clint Beastwood

 

[enzo_gt]

It must be hard to stand firm against such a stiff challenge.

Well, if it ever goes down in battle, I just put my Dragonballs together and resurrect it.

 

[apocalidiot]

Onyx when I'm at rest, Steelix when its go time.

 

[bubnbob]

Bambi

 

[John Dunbar]

The Elephant Man.

varicocele.

 

[enzo_gt]

Onyx when I'm at rest, Steelix when its go time.

:lol

 

[RS4-]

Capital J

 

[Penguin]

The Dark Knight

 

[Crescendo170]

I call mine Pinky

 

[jamesinclair]

Jigglypuff

 

[Feep]

HIS MAJESTY KING JAFFE-JOFFER OF ZAMUNDA

Win :lol :lol :lol

 

[vocab]

Guile.

But I refuse to go home and be a family man.

 

[BloodySinner]

Genghis Khan. The conqueror.

 

[TacticalFox88]

Big Johnny Walking Stick.

 

[Veidt]

Abdulkarim bin Qasim al hathiyah.

 

[demon]

Carol