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This is the greatest videogame patent I've ever read

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alistairw

Just so you know, I have the best avatars ever.
Each line, I keep thinking, 'This is the funniest shit ever.' And then I read another line, and...HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING BETTER?
 
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Blizzard

Banned
Can you imagine having the guy as your physics professor?
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(I'm assuming that's him)

And from his bio:
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Thread is amazing, though. I can't help but hope that he's somehow trolling the patent system...it must be amazing to be a patent worker trying to review it. "And then the player must choose to not quote Marx, thus exalting his classical soul?!"
 
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MrGame&Watch

Member
I'm pretty sure all of this is from a game-related book I read where it was basically a description of game philosophy. I can't remember the name
 
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Blast Processing

Member
Dr. Elliot McGucken just shot himself in the foot.

I don’t know how much the rest of you know about videogame patent culture (I’m an expert), but Marxism and Feminism are huge parts of it. It’s not like it is in Keynsianism where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Soviet Russia, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the proletariat, after hearing about this, is not going to want to work on collectivist farms under either system, nor will they support the divorce regime. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Dr. Elliot McGucken has alienated an entire social class with this move.

Dr. Elliot McGucken, publicly apologize and recant your rhetoric or you can kiss your partisanship goodbye.
 
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Binabik15

Member
For a joke that´s A LOT of work, wow :lol

If it isn´t, the guy hasn´t just crossed the line between genius and insanity, but cartwheeled over it to take a dump on Glen Beck´s stomach.
 
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Galactic Fork

A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
You really have to love any patent that prefaces itself with "This present invention is penned in the context that is gonig to sound crazy to all the fanboy experts and counter their fanboy opinions"

You hear that all of you making fun of it? You're just fanboys!

He's really obsessed with GTA too. Plus, why do so many people think all games involve hiring and killing hookers? I can think of like two that don't, right off the top of my head. Wait, one... One of the two I was thinking of involved killing hookers, but you couldn't hire them.
 
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EmCeeGramr

Member
xs_mini_neo said:
Did someone tell him about this topic or does he have a gaf account?
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I think he just googles his name and the patent every day or something.

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#&*$ing women goddamn socialists!

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So apparently he's pissed off because he was raised on bedtime stories that cowboys and Greek soldiers were super manly paragons of virtue and now he's crying that his childish fantasies that he bases his masculinity on are being threatened.
 
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chicken_ramen

Member
EmCeeGramr said:
OH MY GOD: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/500921
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As would have been clear from reading the patent that preceded it, this is perhaps the greatest game ever made.

I made a simple mistake and fell to the double vampire, but, although I lost the game, truly I have won because the experience has enlightened my soul and now I will live a more exalted life.

Take that, you commie feminists! I know what you're up to now.

Basically this game is crying out for a sequel, and in that sequel, like the sequels to Pokemon, you need to be able to double team the evil guys, sort of following on from where the game ends. So at the start of the game you could pick from a line up of the greatest minds in human history, like Jesus, the American Founding Fathers or Ron Paul and then they'd be your buddies as you right the ideological wrongs of the morally bankrupt modern society we live in.
 
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Aokage

Pretty nice guy (apart from the blue shadows thing...)
I'm really interested in what "fiatocracy" is supposed to mean. Can anyone with a background in classical Greek derive meaning from it? Do a little etymology reverse-engineering?
 
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Tremis

This man does his research.
Blast Processing said:
Dr. Elliot McGucken just shot himself in the foot.

I don’t know how much the rest of you know about videogame patent culture (I’m an expert), but Marxism and Feminism are huge parts of it. It’s not like it is in Keynsianism where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Soviet Russia, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the proletariat, after hearing about this, is not going to want to work on collectivist farms under either system, nor will they support the divorce regime. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Dr. Elliot McGucken has alienated an entire social class with this move.

Dr. Elliot McGucken, publicly apologize and recant your rhetoric or you can kiss your partisanship goodbye.
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well played!
 
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Nirolak

Mrgrgr
Aokage said:
I'm really interested in what "fiatocracy" is supposed to mean. Can anyone with a background in classical Greek derive meaning from it? Do a little etymology reverse-engineering?
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I'm assuming they're just talking about a nation using fiat currency, like most modern nations...
 
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Aokage

Pretty nice guy (apart from the blue shadows thing...)
Nirolak said:
I'm assuming they're just talking about a nation using fiat currency, like most modern nations...
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Oh! Makes sense! That sassy Dr. McGucken, smooshing together Latin and Greek.
 
Xdrive05

Xdrive05

Member
What a batshit insane loon.

Don't trust those economists and experts! They're all part of the global anti-Jesus, working-class conspiracy of vampire/socialist/communist/collectivist ENEMIES OF RENAISSANCE. It is your moral DUTY to shoot them on sight to protect your private property handed down to you by your Creator with a BIG "C" MOTHERFUCKER!

But he made a lot of money spamming ads on a shit website when the internet was taking off, so that makes him right and you wrong. Apparently being a Dr. of Physics doesn't guarantee one a reasoned world view.
 
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webrunner

Member
Ahem.

“Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand”

ENJOY SERFDOM, JERKS
 
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Deleted member 30609

Unconfirmed Member
saw this when I was banned.

hysterical :lol
 
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