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[TheCochese]

I have absolutely no idea why I got this email, but my misery is your gain.

I wanted to save reaching out to you for a very special event.

On June 14, 2017, President Trump will turn 71, and I need your help to make it a birthday my husband will never forget.

Our celebrations always include family and close friends.

You have certainly proven yourself to be a loyal friend of my husband through your support of his positive vision to Make America Great Again and your unwavering commitment to the Republican Party.

Please, join me in celebrating Donald’s 71st birthday by signing the card before the deadline, 9:00 PM on June 14, 2017.

And to make it even more special, be sure to include your personal message.

Chris, Donald will be glad to hear from friends like you who have meant so much to his and our Party’s success.

So please, take a moment to sign the President’s birthday card. Your support and kind wishes mean so much to our family.

Warmly,

Melania Trump Signature Headshot
Melania Trump

Sign the Card

A birthday he won't forget!

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Fuck you

Signed,
My Asshole

 

[SpaceWolf]

Go fuck yourself, you bloated orange fuckfrog.

-SpaceWolf.

 

[TS-08]

No way for this to go wrong.

 

[HvySky]

Get fucked

Sincerely,
Everyone

 

[BronsonLee]

BEST SUMMER EVER

 

[Skinny Pete]

Fuck you

Signed,
My Asshole

hahah

 

[SunDimension24]

Oh this will turn out very well and there will be problems with this at all.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

You're a HAGS

 

[liquidtmd]

Yes. I'd love to sign it.

I'll put in a really nice message too.

Really...

 

[Maximo]

Thank you for signing President Trump's 71st birthday card

You have certainly proven yourself to be a loyal friend of President Donald Trump through your steadfast support of his positive vision to Make America Great Again!

Your continued support is critical to supporting the President's America First Agenda.

Please make a contribution today to commemorate his birthday.

Choose donation amount:

Yeah fuck off Donald.

 

[Link]

On June 14, 2017, President Trump will turn 71, and I need your help to make it a birthday my husband will never forget.

I think we can manage that.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Go fuck yourself

Signed
ShadowSwordmaster

 

[Ein Bear]

This seems hilariously ill-advised.

 

[youbastards]

 

[Jackpot]

Signed.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Melania Trump Signature Headshot

Wow she even plagiarized my famous FPS maneuver.

 

[FullMetaltech]

Lol. I cant wait to see what a disaster this will turn into.

 

[super-famicom]

Obama is a greater man than you. Go fuck yourself.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Fuck that orange piece of shit.

 

[TheCochese]

Wow she even plagiarized my famous FPS maneuver.

The pic didn't come over, and I made no special attempt to make it transfer as I know it's breakfast time for those out west.


Oh, and don't sign it here sillys, sign it at the link!

 

[Vicetrailia]

Go fuck yourself Trump.

 

[Mr-Joker]

 

[kwogfaf]

Awesome, I told him to eat shit

 

[bengraven]

Thank you for signing President Trump's 71st birthday card

You have certainly proven yourself to be a loyal friend of President Donald Trump through your steadfast support of his positive vision to Make America Great Again!

Your continued support is critical to supporting the President's America First Agenda.

Please make a contribution today to commemorate his birthday.

Choose donation amount:

Yeah fuck off Donald.

Hello.

*airhorns*

 

[jiiikoo]

I wrote "How about you stick this greeting up your fat arse you fat fuck"
Signed: Donald FatRump

 

[Master Yoshi]

Melania secretly hoping this turns out horrible so that Trump's health takes another blow.


If you guys want your submissions to slip through and not be filtered out, do stealthily.


For the POTUS on his 71st birthday with the
Utmost admiration and respect.
Cheers from myself and my family!
Kindly,
Ustinya Cука

 

[Karkador]

These donation drive emails look like really easy phishing opportunities.

 

[NotLiquid]

Bet they're going to log IPs for this lol

 

[itsbenoclock]

If only it were printed out on a card in real time like that health care repeal thing from years ago

 

[RDreamer]

Our celebrations always include family and close friends.

Sometimes they involve Russian hookers and the bed of a previous president.

Fixed

 

[ClosingADoor]

Signed with a big fuck you and request to leave the White House. Happy birthday!

 

[Matrix XII]

Fuck you

Signed,
My Asshole

Haha I'm laughing hysterically at this

 

[Monocle]

Everybody leave their own interpretation of Boss Baby's micropein in ASCII.

 

[somecrazymember]

first thing i thought when i saw you have to fill in an e-mail address lol

 

[BobTheFork]

That was fun!

 

[Nugg]

Happy birthday. The whole world is counting.

 

[Kirye]

You're a disgrace to the human race. You single handedly bring us down as a species. Ducks look at us and laugh at how pathetic we are having voted you in to office.

Happy Birthday.

And then it asked me to donate money, so fuck that.

 

[Otnopolit]

Fixed

Perfection.

I just...they...I give up.

 

[Protein]

I'd donate a penny at the opportunity to tell him to go fuck himself.

 

[Sectorseven]

She's arranged for the people of Australia to spell out his name in candles.

 

[HvySky]

"Please resign, thanks.

Signed,
Everyone in the USA

cheetoking@tinyhands.com"

I'm going to be put on a list, aren't I?

 

[smokeymicpot]

Bet they're going to log IPs for this lol

I signed it on my work computer. Wonder how many people will write Go Fuck Yourself though.

 

[liquidtmd]

I'd donate a penny at the opportunity to tell him to go fuck himself.

That's his strategy!

 

[LostCaress]

Nice trick, but I'm not getting my VISA denied!

or : happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're not special. you're not special.

 

[genericsuperhero]

I signed it on my work computer. Wonder how many people will write Go Fuck Yourself though.

I did, in many creative ways.

 

[Akuun]

Do they charge money to sign? I bet they do.

 

[moggio]

Haha. They want you to make a birthday contribution when you submit your message.

 

[Loudninja]

Like I give a shit.

 

[kris.]

Resign, bitch

Love,
Butts McGee

this was a good idea, Melania.