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[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

The Jefferson D'arcy Highway.

This should be it. You don't have to change much and I think we all support Mr. D'arcy.

 

[Wilsongt]

Highway McHighface

 

[weekev]

Do you wanna go get highway

 

[jelly]

Highway to the Liberal Zone.

 

[Heavy Iron Industries]

Mario's Pizza House Hwy

 

[bonesmccoy]

Fredrick Douglass Highway.

+1

 

[Veitsev]

George Soros Highway

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The Jefferson D'arcy Highway.

Name it after another alt-right idol?

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Do we name roads after people who are still alive?

Who cares mans a beast and deserves it.

 

[Stinkles]

Historic Fury Road

 

[Escape Goat]

Who cares mans a beast and deserves it.

We do. I drive on the George Bush Turnpike often. And I've even been to the George Bush International Airport. Then there are days I drive on the Sam Rayburn tollway and Ronald Regan Memorial Highway.

 

[demosthenes]

Fredrick Douglass Highway.

Yea.

 

[pfkas]

My way or the Highway

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

It's the female version of the KKK.



There are confederate monuments in DC. Don't forget DC is below the Mason Dixon Line - technically it's the south.

Yeah, I read Battle Cry of Freedom a couple of months ago and it's insane how close DC came to being surrounded on all sides by the confederacy.

 

[RPGCrazied]

Heyer Highway would be my choice. Honor the woman that lost her life from Nazis.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Oh, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia. This can only end in tears.

Spoiler

...of laughter.

Barack Obama Highway

I, for one, would love to cruise down the Obamaway.

 

[nampad]

"nampad is the greatest highway"

 

[LogicAirForce]

Name it "Punch a Nazi Highway" and have a giant electronic billboard with a gif of richard spencer getting punched in the face playing on it 24/7.

 

[Clefargle]

Do you wanna go get highway

Do it

 

[kitsunelaine]

if we name the highway after Obama, Trump going to spend the rest of his presidency trying to repeal it

Fight the good fight people

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Is this digital whiteface?

Spoiler

/s ;p

Like many of us out there, I got some white in me..😃

 

[Korigama]

One would think that governments would learn to stop asking the internet to name things for them by now, but eh.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

George (((SOROS))) Highway

Fixed that for you.

 

[cyba89]

Doritos & Mountain Dew Highway

 

[Locke562]

Heather Heyer Memorial Highway sounds nice to me.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Just call it Virginia Route 1 and be done with it. Only the super local refer to highways by their names instead of numbers anyway.

 

[sc0la]

Like many of us out there, I got some white in me..😃

*grants Gordon his "suburb pass"*

you can upgrade to the "gentrified former ghetto pass" after you pass an extensive test on craft beer and Korean fusion taco trucks.

 

[traveler]

Soro...ad?

About that...

Watched the vid. What the fuck. This is just insanity. They're kids, Fox; I guarantee that you every parent worth their salt reassures the value of their children verbally to their children multiple times throughout their childhood; that ain't evil and Mr. Rogers wasn't the only one doing it.

And I'm going to need to see some receipts on this whole "generation of entitlement" thing. Where is this coming from? None of the labor figures or social movements of the day indicate a lack of desire to work or earn on the part of millenials so you can't throw this shit out there like it's a proven fact we're working from and then try to link it to Mr Rogers, of all things.

 

[Fancyarcher]

I Am The Hopping Highway.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Interracial Highway

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Highway McHighwayface

We all know it's happening.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Barack Obama Highway

This is what I put for every answer.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Amway.

Presidential Highway.

George Jefferson Highway.

High School Highway.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Freeway McFreewayface

McHighwayface and McStreetyface are overrated. McFreewayface is the true king.

 

[DrForester]

Trump Is A Cunt State Highway

 

[Thing on a Spring]

The Twoheadedsexbeast highway.

 

[cpp_is_king]

Dave Brockie Highway, in memory of the late Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR who was from Virginia

 

[Gangster Bastard]

Highway of the Lost Boys

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

We do. I drive on the George Bush Turnpike often. And I've even been to the George Bush International Airport. Then there are days I drive on the Sam Rayburn tollway and Ronald Regan Memorial Highway.

Exactly.
He will easily go down as a top 15 president of all time so it'll come.

 

[Captin Quacker]

Thor 2 the dark road

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Ida B Wells Highway would be geat.

 

[Dishwalla]

Man this is a good move too, hope this starts a wave of renamed highways. There are so many roads named after John C. Calhoun, it's nuts. Rename em all.

 

[Nemesis121]

Believe Me Highway..

Spoiler

It's will be Tremendous...Believe me..

 

[Professional Enthusiast]

Dedicate it to Chris Cornell and name it I am the Highway

 

[Psychoward]

Heather Heyer Highway

Joke suggestions aside, I'd vote for this. It has a nice ring to it too.

 

[eBay Huckster]

I nominated Mary Bowser, who successfully worked as a Union spy from Davis's household

 

[arglebargle]

Streety McStreetface

My first thought

 

[emag]

Just call it Virginia Route 1 and be done with it. Only the super local refer to highways by their names instead of numbers anyway.

Just call it Richmond Highway, which is its name south of Alexandria city limits anyway.

 

[teh_pwn]

Putin PHUTA Trump Boulevard

 

[GoldenEye 007]

We do. I drive on the George Bush Turnpike often. And I've even been to the George Bush International Airport. Then there are days I drive on the Sam Rayburn tollway and Ronald Regan Memorial Highway.

At least they're named after HW Bush, and not W. But I do see Reagan crap everywhere. Have no clue who Sam Rayburn is.